Oofmeister Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 (Just beforehand, I have nothing against how they rendered Wickerbottom ingame, I just found this funny in my head.) Ah, Wickerbottom, the elderly grandmother fig- THAT'S IT?! FOREHEAD WRINKLES?! Gracious, Wickerbottom has aged extremely well! Ingame, anyways. The first time I saw Wickerbottom's Guest of Honor portrait, I was like W O W. Look at how detailed her face is, it's amazing! She looks like a proper elderly woman! Alright then, let's look at the Survivor. Truly a fine representation of an elderly woman in the wilderness. Surely she would have aged in appearance-... I can understand the Triumphant not having any signs of aging because magic and stuff, but even the portrait has SOME detail! How does she keep her skin looking so young?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteflyterpill Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Her secret? She just hits a rollback whenever there's a new wrinkle. Reverts to the old save game to be kept prime and healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellimarual Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 What does Dr Johnson have to do with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuffles Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Secret Anti Aging Book she uses in secret when no one is looking, mostly in the tent. She might not sleep, but she defo does that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Maybe she's stealing Maxwell's age to gain more youth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queron81 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 31 minutes ago, Axelocke said: How does she keep her skin looking so young?! Botox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Man, I am NEVER using botox (even if I was so inclined to begin with, which I'm not) ever since...well ever since I watched this: How Little to Kill You? (ignore all the comments about "So and so much kilogram of cat will kill me? AAAA!" :P) ...yikes. Anyway, I figure she's either doing some freaky evil magic thing, or maybe she just naturally DOES look younger than her age and the portraitists only hear how old she is as a number without seeing her, so they keep getting it wrong. After all, this is true of lots of real-life people... ...although having nice smooth skin is highly unlikely while being outside in ALL THE WEATHER ALWAYS, so... ...yeah she's definitely doing some kind of evil ritual involving blood sacrifices over a touchstone at night while everyone else is asleep. Yep. ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingJackMonster Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I've been aware of her having a cat, but I realized that Webber's Grandfather had a cat as well, so maybe Wickerbottom is Webber's grandmother. That would explain her spot in the lore, which I haven't seen anyone commenting about anywhere. Also, Maxwells Quote when examining Wickerbottom's Ghost is "You know the price of revival as well as I do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MondayNight Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 7 hours ago, KingJackMonster said: I've been aware of her having a cat, but I realized that Webber's Grandfather had a cat as well, so maybe Wickerbottom is Webber's grandmother. I have a cat. Thus I must be Webber's ...brother?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collect12 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 All the more proof that sleep is for the weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxposting Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 9 hours ago, xxVERSUSxy said: I have a cat. Thus I must be Webber's ...brother?! I have propably more than 10 cats. Thus I must be Webber's Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Crazy Cat Man Neighbor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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