Zeklo Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 2 hours ago, YouKnowWho said: Nightmare fuel exposure Lunar exposure -snip- Sure the moon people seem to be nice, but are they safe to be around? WELL ATCHUAULLY Using science and MORE SCIENCE. We can see that Lunar Exposure seems to only influence non-living beings such as deceased Pengulls & Hounds, or non-sentient beings such as Fruits and Vegetables. DESTROYED BY FACTUAL FACTS AND LOGICAL LOGIC. TEAM MOON IS BACK ON THE MENU BABYwait what team am I on again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxil20 Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 I chose team shadow. I mean, how could you not? It has so many things that make everyday life more convenient! -Accidently found yourself in a scenario where you are about to take the equivalent of 20 pounds of point blank TNT in 3 seconds? Use Bone Armor! Not only will it block that from hitting you, but you will also be immune to an equivalent once more after only 5 seconds! -You want to look royal while being safe from enemy attacks? Use the Thulecite Crown! Not only does that puppy bring the power to make you feel 1/10th of the pain, but you even look stylized! If that wasn't enough, you can even get a little bubble shield from time to time, which fully blocks hits! -Ever realized you are working on a project and didn't expect to be lacking materials? Use a construction amulet! Not only will you certainty have more then enough materials, it will even make the most inefficient of builders look like gods! -Running a marathon and you don't expect to quite make that last mile? Use the magi! Not only will you make up the extra steps, but you will just glow with style! -Feeling like you are just a bit too lazy to fetch the remote even though it's 3 feet away from you (Trust me, you are not alone!)? Use the Lazy Forager! With that, minor inconveniences are such a thing of the past! -Getting chased down by people while also wishing you could just warp away from your problems? Use the Lazy Explorer! They will have a hard time catching up, but your problems are only a poof away from being solved! -Found out when you wanted to sell your old computer that they required you to take out the components first? Use the deconstruction staff! They both will be stunned at the perfection of the parts, and the fact it was done so pristinely! -Found out you are stuck alone in a winter wasteland for a few nights? Use the Star Caller's Staff! With only a single star, you have your heat, your cooking source, your light, and your needs to feel stable! How cozy! (Just be sure to not use it by flammable things!) -Ever wanted to win in an argument that the mind is the strongest defense? Use Night Armor! Those heavy hits your friend is striking you with will only feel like mild inconveniences! -Ever wanted to win in an argument that the pen is mightier then the sword? Use the dark sword! Not only will they be shocked you made a deadly weapon out of said pen*, but they will be vorpally devastated by it too! -Realized you won't quite make that jump and are about to die in the most embarrassing way possible? Use the life giving amulet! The only certified way of saying "Hey friend, I'm okay! Mind bringing a ladder?" without looking paranormal! -Want to make the trip to Canada a second time, but really don't want to go through air traffic again and all the costs associated with it? Use the telelocator staff and focus! Aside from 2 suspicious bolts of lightning even in clear weather, you will be there in a jiffy! And if you want to go back, just prep a focus ahead of time where your home destination is! So why would you not want to try out the power of the shadows? It's got it all, ranging from quality of life improvements, to cheating death itself! It's all the rave, and you certainly won't be disappointed! *Assumes pen is using a living log base (Disclaimer: Shadows inc. are, in no way, responsible for any paranormal or vorpal effects from using said items. They will not be responsible for any damages of death that comes out of said items, including but not limited to: Property damage, warping into the ocean, acting insane in front of others, or feeling like you are being watched or even attacked from something that is not quite there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-met Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Even before RoT my mod char had moon related perks so eh... It's not like I have a choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primalflower Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 On 10/17/2020 at 12:20 AM, minespatch said: I'm neither. I don't like the shadows or Gesalts. The gesalts harm my character as much as the shadows do. they dont ever hurt you unless they thinkyou're a shadow doe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mime Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 mime gang for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 I'm a helpful loner in both mentality and gameplay, and none of these sides seem worth dallying with anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaZoul Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Too bad my favourite shadow creature ain't on the Poster. It's the Herald, by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonti Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 #mimegang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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