WhovianDST Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 The quotes for the Steamed Hamsandwich are hilarious. And the items needed to make it are already in DST and are renewable. cmon Klei, give us this one for the Walter Update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosePapp Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Warly will surely steam a good ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwikenobi Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 I agree, we all need to be able to have an unforgettable luncheon in DST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra B Welch Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 I already posted a thread about this a while back, but I agree nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGkawaiiAngel Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Steamed ham sandwich!? Aww... I thought we were having a steamed clam sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinkusan Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 I'm pretty sure Maxwell's been to Upstate New York before moving to California. I'm surprised he never learned the regional dialect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovely Roses Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 If they add it in the Walter update it should be his favorite food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkylordElberich Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 8 hours ago, Rinkusan said: I'm pretty sure Maxwell's been to Upstate New York before moving to California. I'm surprised he never learned the regional dialect. Well that depends on which part of Upstate New York. It is, after all, an Albany expression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixil Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 hour ago, SkylordElberich said: Well that depends on which part of Upstate New York. It is, after all, an Albany expression. Ah, I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemon demon Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 MAXWELL: Well, Warly, I made it... despite your directions. WARLY: Ah, Team Captain Maxwell! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! MAXWELL: Uhh... WARLY: [gasp] Oh egads, my meal became wet goop! But what if... I were to purchase Wilson's meal and disguise it as my own cooking? [to himself] Oh ho ho ho ho... delightfully devilish, Warly! MAXWELL: Uh- [cue song] Warly with his crazy explanations, Maxwell is gonna need his medication, When he hears Warly's lame exaggerations, There'll be trouble in town tonight! [end of song] MAXWELL: WARLY! WARLY: Maxwell, I was just, uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me? MAXWELL: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Warly? WARLY: Uhh... no! That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm... steamed clams! [beat] Ooh... [a few moments later] WARLY: Maxwell, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers! MAXWELL: I thought we were having steamed clams. WARLY: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers! MAXWELL: You call hamburgers "steamed hams?" WARLY: Yes. It's a regional dialect! MAXWELL: Uh-huh... uh, what region? WARLY: Uhh... upstate New York? MAXWELL: Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams." WARLY: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression. MAXWELL: I see. [beat] You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Wilson's base. WARLY: Oh ho ho ho... no, patented Warly burgers. Old family recipe. MAXWELL: For steamed hams? WARLY: Yes. MAXWELL: Yeah, so you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact they are obviously grilled. WARLY: Ye- hey- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second. MAXWELL: Of course. WARLY: [YAWN] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I'm pooped. MAXWELL: Yes, I should be- Good Lord, what is happening in there!? WARLY: Meteor Rain? MAXWELL: Uh- METEOR RAIN?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the biome, localized entirely within your base? WARLY: Yes. MAXWELL: May I see it? WARLY: No. WARLY'S MOTHER: Warly, the base smell horrible! WARLY: No, mother—it's just the meteor smoke! MAXWELL: Well, Warly, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham. WARLY'S MOTHER: Help! Help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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