Asparagus Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aoj85EX_460sv.mp4The Melon Fruit Bombs are ready O__O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aoj85EX_460sv.mp4The Melon Fruit Bombs are ready O__ONapalMelons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpime Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I need a melonhelm....please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Mena, it's beautiful, but is there any chance you could please have the bottom of the melon break off like the hats on the other two but at nose level? I love the crown by the way. Like this? I need a melonhelm....please?Do you mean you want your pic melonized too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpime Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Do you mean you want your pic melonized too? YES!MELONIZED MY PIC PLEASE.THANK YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 Like this? *claps* *weeps* *shits* Thank you...So much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aoj85EX_460sv.mp4The Melon Fruit Bombs are ready O__O In the Weirdom, we use lemons instead of melons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 Asparagus, L, remember to recruit 2 people! Jules, you still have 1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 1, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 1, 2015 I am looking for more scribes, sir! Fear not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 I am looking for more scribes, sir! Fear not! Good, good! Remember to draw from the Citizen List! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 1, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 1, 2015 Can't believe I haven't done this before, but seeing from his amazing writing skills and wisdom, I nominate Percival as seasoned melonscribe! Also, from the amazing poem he has shown us, I also nominate Mobbstar! I trust them, as seasoned melonscribes, to do an amazing job. But knowing them, they'll do an even better one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Melon scum... Your time has come;Fear not, the king's act is nearly done... How impure you all are,Basking in filth I will show you the centipedes. And the little black squash balls... You know, they say every story must come to an end.Dear, dear melon scum...They were so very, very wrong. From your story, another has sprung. It may be young, but I cannot say it has an observable end. With every knish, I am empowered.With ever squash ball, my will is acted upon.With every word spoken by the good king, my voice is empowered. ALL HAIL THE GOOD KING!ALL HAIL LITTLE KING JOHN!!!!!!!!! Surrender to the king, or I bomb this thread...Melondom has fallen, dear scum suckers.KNISHDOM IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 Melon scum... Your time has come;Fear not, the king's act is nearly done... How impure you all are,Basking in filth I will show you the centipedes. And the little black squash balls... You know, they say every story must come to an end.Dear, dear melon scum...They were so very, very wrong. From your story, another has sprung. It may be young, but I cannot say it has an observable end. With every knish, I am empowered.With ever squash ball, my will is acted upon.With every word spoken by the good king, my voice is empowered. ALL HAIL THE GOOD KING!ALL HAIL LITTLE KING JOHN!!!!!!!!! Surrender to the king, or I bomb this thread...Melondom has fallen, dear scum suckers.KNISHDOM IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean...Well written, but Shhhhhhhhhhh Kingdom of the Melon on a Stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 1, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 1, 2015 Dear sir, you speak words I dare not repeatYou write such things I'd rather not read.Sir, I request you, abandon your sinful lifeAbandon this king John, with his kingdom full of strife Please, heed my warnings and listen to what I sayAbandon this John you speak of, from this path you must strayOur kingdom shall welcome you, and in joy we will singFor another melon lover will have joined us, and these news joy shall bring. But I now must warn you, if you prefer to turn your back to us...Exit this kingdom now, and please, make no fussFor John we do not welcome, nor do we welcome his melon hateHe knows the path he trails, and how horrible is his fate... So again, I ask theeTo listen to my pleaJoin us in this amazing place, young boyAnd your heart shall fill itself with joy. Now pardon me if this sucksBut to write this I had no luck...This poem was done with hasteFor in a class I am and this doesn't rhyme but I gotta stop this now. Also I know I used "joy" a lot but shush I like that word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 Dear sir, you speak words I dare not repeatYou write such things I'd rather not read.Sir, I request you, abandon your sinful lifeAbandon this king John, with his kingdom full of strife Please, heed my warnings and listen to what I sayAbandon this John you speak of, from this path you must strayOur kingdom shall welcome you, and in join we will singFor another melon lover will have joined us, and these news joy shall bring. But I now must warn you, if you prefer to turn your back to us...Exit this kingdom now, and please, make no fussFor John we do not welcome, nor do we welcome his melon hateHe knows the path he trails, and how horrible is his fate... So again, I ask theeTo listen to my pleaJoin us in this amazing place, young boyAnd your heart shall fill itself with joy. Now pardon me if this sucksBut to write this I had no luck...This poem was done with hasteFor in a class I am and this doesn't rhyme but I gotta stop this now. Majesty. Utter majesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 The great King above holds no melon hate;He provides for us with his willMAGIC AND MYSTERY You see, we are all impure...Little King John brings to us the cure... You've been shown the "light"Or so it seemsHowever, the Knish Lord wholly disagrees... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tater is the root of all suffering.If the good Lord must, he will not hesitate to end him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Accept that this foolish idea will only bring suffering in the end:If you do not, I will bring about premature suffering, and in the darkness you will see a light.That light is the brightest of them all... LITTLE KING JOHN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 [Threats, insanity, fake religion, bla bla bla]*lights on fire and kicks into a pit*.oN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 The great King above holds no melon hate;He provides for us with his willMAGIC AND MYSTERY You see, we are all impure...Little King John brings to us the cure... You've been shown the "light"Or so it seemsHowever, the Knish Lord wholly disagrees... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tater is the root of all suffering.If the good Lord must, he will not hesitate to end him. You have no kingdom that I can see. You are only a vandal. An instigator. I hold no quarrel with you or your King John, but your unprompted attacks on my Melondom and its people have continued too long for me to sit idly by. Should the people stand by it in vote and in justification, a declaration of war will become inevitable. Tread lightly, NoobModder. You may recede to your respective realm and continue the peace and neutrality held between our kingdoms before your aggressive advances, albeit now a bit uneasy, or suffer the righteous fury of a people who live for the Melon and by the Melon. Good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 1, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 1, 2015 --Big letters of non-necessarityness--You have been warned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 Noob, you were a great friend of the Melon. Your beautiful illustration made it into the Emblem of Melondom. I truly wish not to war against you. The decision between war and peace lies in your hands. I dearly wish for you to choose the latter. Should you do so, you are most certainly welcome in our lands as a citizen of great honor for your contribution to the Emblem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I've decided to betray the Weirdom and join your kingdom of Melons. Therefore, I shall go by the title, "The Nuclear Melon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 2, 2015 Author Share Posted October 2, 2015 I've decided to betray the Weirdom and join your kingdom of Melons. Therefore, I shall go by the title, "The Nuclear Melon" I'm glad to hear it. With the consent of the public, you shall be absolved of your past grievances and welcomed with open arms into the Melondom. If anyone objects, speak now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyNamedChris Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I'm writing a song :3 My Chemical RomelonWelcome to the Melondom Parade When I was, a young seedthe farmer, took me into the fields,to see a giant field.He said "Seed when you grow up,would you be, a great snack forthe broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Will you, defeat them?The knishes and all the non-melons,the plans that they have made?Because one day, I'll grow you,a melon, to sell you in the summer,to join the Melon Parade" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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