Battal Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 It'll be a while. I have to put together a storyboard so that writer's blocks isn't so bad, and do a lot of planning. But don't worry, episodes of Storytime with Battal will be coming out in the meantime. 1 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyHam Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Why do I feel like I'm going to return midway through Part 2 as a total badass? Hound-skin jacket, shades, a deep, gravelly voice, etc. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) Is there, like, a hospital near you that sells leftover flesh from surgery, or something? Because you seem to have enough to both eat and make books with. I have, ah, a few friends at the graveyard next to the church. Storytime with Battal will be coming out in the meantime. I want to read, this time. Edited April 25, 2014 by Pecival Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) Battal has learned the magical art of death from the master George RR Martin.Also I love how I got Isaac's powers ^^ Edited April 25, 2014 by DwerBomb Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 Also I love how I got Isaac's powers ^^ Yes! At least someone got that reference. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462453 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Battal has learned the magical art of death from the master George RR Martin.Also I love how I got Isaac's powers ^^ Yes! At least someone got that reference.Oh. I cannot believe I did not get that reference. I feel so ashamed. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 I want to read, this time. It's Time For... Storytime with Pecival A recording by Eternity Inc. *Sounds of children settling into their seats* Small girl - "What are you reading for us today, Mr. Dolly?" Pecival - "I am no doll, I am a voodoo homu - " *Sound of hound growling excitedly and whipping something around* *Children laugh* Pecival - "No! Sit! Stay! Bad dog! Bad!" *Hound whines and backs off* Pecival - "Anyways, I shall recite...'The Little Koelephant that Could.'" Children - "Ohh, yay, I like that one!" Pecival - "Once upon a time, there was a dead koelephant. This koelephant was very large and heavy, but all the same it needed to be taken to a graveyard. The other big, strong koelephants refused to do this, noting the rough terrain and long distance." Pecival - "Just when it seemed the koeleohant would never get its burial rites, a small, young koelephant decided to do it. He wrapped his trunk around the dead animal, and began to drag its carcass to the graveyard. While he went, he repeated the same motto over and over: " *Attempts to make elephant sound, prompting the hound to start chewing on him again* Pecival - "Gah! No! Off! Sit! Heel!" Pecival - "Okay. I am alright. Shall we continue?" Pecival - "Eventually, with hard work, the Koelephant managed to reach the graveyard. When it got there, however, a Sentient Voodoo had already arrived. It killed both of them with needles, and then turned them both into Vitae. Trapping their souls in jars, he tortured and experimented on them before he threw them into The Abyss. The end." *The children are silent for a few seconds* Pecival - "And that's EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO - " *Hound eats him and runs away before he can finish sentence* This has been... Storytime with Pecival Tune in next time for more story-reading fun! 10 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462508 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Oh boy, guest readers! Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
_-_-_ Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Koalefants! Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbitfist Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 i didn't readed your segments in a while, time to change this. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I vote for Spinorex next. 1 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I vote for Spinorex next.This guy knows his priorities. I suggest taking his advice. Please. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
_-_-_ Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 This guy knows his priorities. I suggest taking his advice. Please.relevant obsession comment I second this 1 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I am not amused. Oh who am I joking, I am. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) This guy knows his priorities. I suggest taking his advice. Please.You also suggested taking Steven's advice. Remember how that went? Edited April 25, 2014 by KidneyBeanBoy Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 You also suggested taking Steven's advice. Remember how that went?What Steven? I know not of this man. Also; are people nominating me to be in the actual story, or in the story time writings? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Also; are people nominating me to be in the actual story, or in the story time writings? I choose both. 1 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462749 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 What Steven? I know not of this man.You took his advice and it ended up with him dead and you with partial amnesia. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462754 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 You took his advice and it ended up with him dead and you with total amnesia, which you apparently still have. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugos10 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I vote for Spinorex and myself to read a story :3 1 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
_-_-_ Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I vote for Spinorex and myself to read a story :3 but.....but..... back on topic everyone Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugos10 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 but.....but..... back on topic everyone We are on topic! Battal is making more storytimes and we are voting who reads it :3 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462785 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) but.....but..... back on topic everyoneThis is kind of on-topic considering the fact that this is us discussing how we want the great and powerful me to star in the next edition of Battal's storytime series. We don't really have much to talk about other than the fact that Percival is getting mauled in the last two writings Battal posted, although I'm pretty sure that we've covered that more than enough. Edit: Ninja'd by @Hugos10 Edited April 25, 2014 by Spinorex 1 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-462787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted April 26, 2014 Author Share Posted April 26, 2014 IMPORTANT Since the episodes of "Storytime" seem to be more enjoyed by more people than the other stories I tell here, everything else is now canceled so I can spend more time on it. Thank you for reading. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-463037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Who said I didn't appreciate me stabbing the life out of some poor, unfortunate hound? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/31794-hey-forumers-you-had-better-find-something-to-eat-before-night-comes/page/17/#findComment-463041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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