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the truthseeker    1,560

Because of my numerous parody posts on this throughout my many many replies (wow, over 26 pages' worth of threads I've replied in at the time of this OP mid-December, 2013,) and requests for the, "Can you tell me where you posted that [requested parody link thing] again," I've decided to make a place-a repository if you will-for my work. Whether you consider it funny (Please? *sniff*) or not I'll leave that up to you. 
 
 
What I can't promise is this is a place where you can request things and I'll do them.
Muses (even parody ones-when they aren't all with Weird Al Yankovic-)are a fickle thing, and an idea may or may not inspire something (or something IMHO worth posting.) My parodies often come from something inspired by a simple word, phrase or song idea/pun I used in posting a reply and not a linear "what if" idea.   
 
So you can ask, but I can't promise it will bear fruit (even with lots of fertilizer.)
 
So, here is the (recovered) collection of parodies (mostly DS at the time of this OP, and "Chester Day" may or may not be accurate in timeline placement) in chronological order.

 

 

(Note: Some replies were just one or a couple of lines  and/or weren't IMHO that funny once the original post was replied to.

I have let them stay buried in obscurity.

if you really wish them, find them, link them, request them, and I'll add them, but they won't be historically posted in order of creation of course. )
 
May the Higher Power you follow help us all.... :razz:
 
 
And to celebrate the occasion of this new thread, I even have created a new one (at the time of this OP) regarding the overpopulating vermin of the surface should they follow you from the caves loyal friend who only asks for minerals and safety: the Rock Lobsters! Who knew something already created as parody tribute to the B52's song would have been my toughest one yet?

(Those dang sounds were impossible to put in parody context I tell ya!) 

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the truthseeker    1,560
Gobblers are best killed with the slowest, weakest weapon in game, preferably by punching them, so that they die a slow and painfull death.
 
Alternativelly, if you're going for style, you might want to kill them using the umbrela or the walking stick while shouting something like "take that you ungodly beast" in a falsetto voice.
 

 

Bo-Gobbler Rhapsody Segment

(Sung To Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" at 3:05)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ARuoSFflc

 

 

*Singing*  
 
I see a little silhouetto of a Gobbler,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Gobbledango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frighting WX-78!
 
Gobble Gobble,
Gobble Gobble,
Gobble Gobble,
Gobble Gobble,
Gobble Gobble,
Gobble Gobble, 
Gobble Gobbleio
Magnifico.
 
 
 
[Author commentary: Corrected the cadence from the OP way back then and one day, I may make a full version, but not today at the time of this posting....]

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the truthseeker    1,560

And you should be able to bring some lobsters down to the ruins.  I brought a few up to the surface and they've spread out and formed herds and are beginning to (slowly) multiply.  It's a long term sort of project though but it's coming along nicely.

 

The Cave Circle of Life

(Sung to "The Circle of Life" from "The Lion King")
 
 
 
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba 
Sithi uhm ingonyama
 
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama
 
Siyo Nqoba 
Ingonyama
 
 
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala
 
[chant repeats] 
 
*Sings*
From the day we arrive on Maxwell's World
And blinking, step into the cave
There's more to spellunk than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be saved
There's far too much to take down there
More to find than can ever be found
But the worms rolling high
Through the cave's lightless sky
Keeps great and small running around...
 
 
 
It's The Circle of Cave Life
And it spellunks us all...
Through Spitters and Rocklobsters
Through fissures and ruined altars. 
Till we find our  Rocky Turf 
On the cobblestone path unwinding
In the Cave Circle
The Cave Circle of Life.....
 
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala....
 
[chant softly repeats]
 
* Cut to a Spellmonkey wearing a Witch Doctor (actually a Miner) Hat  shaking a tribal rattle (actually a Telelocator Staff) at the chosen baby Smallbird. The Tallbird Parents then mercilessly peck him to death....*
 
 
It's the Circle of Cave Life
And it spellunks us all...
Through Spitters and Rocklobsters
Through fissures and ruined altars. 
Till we find our  Rocky Turf 
On the cobblestone path unwinding
In the Cave Circle
The Cave Circle of Life.....
 
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala....

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the truthseeker    1,560

Lets just say my incident involved 12 forgotten log suits (I keep many spares,) , 11 hounds chasing, 10 pigmen, 9 health left, 8% left on fire staff, 7 gunpowder, 6 burning trees, 5 spiders, 4 beefalo meat, 3 used meat effigies, 2 touchstones, and a torch that ran out at night.

 

Huh. Don't Starve Christmas song without even trying.

 

 

Was it near

*sings*

a red bird in a Pine Tree :-)

No, twas a crow.

 

Now I want someone to turn it into an actual song.

 

"The Twelve Days of Hunger"

(Sung to the "Twelve Days of Christmas.") 

 

(If you want, you can sing all twelve days, but we'll just do the twelfth day starting at 3:06 ) 

 

 

*Sings*

 

 

On the Twelfth day of Hunger, Don't Starve threw at me:

 

-Twelve Logsuits Losing...

-Eleven Hounds Harassing...

-Ten Pigmen Pooping...

-Nine Health-a Hovering...

-Eight Stave's Percentage Staying...

-Seven Gunpowder Going...

-Six Trees a-Torching...

-Fiiiiive....Spider...Things......

-Four Beefalo Herds....

-Three Effigies Rend'd [Rendered]...

-Two Touchstone Flubbed...

 

*Big long drawn out*

 

 

And...A Black...Crow....in...a...Pine...Treee-EEEEEEEE!

 

 

(Thank you, thank you very much.)

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"Deerclops the Dread-Nosed Monster"

(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" sung by many, but tributed to Gene Autry and Burl Ives' radio and television performances)

 


 

*Singing*

You know Spider and Pigman and Mermfolk and Koalaphant,

Beefalo, and Tallbird, and Mactusk and Rabbit

 

But do you recall,

the most annoying one of all....

 

Deerclops the dread-nosed monster

had a very angry nose!

 

And if you ever saw it,

You ran from him, or life-it goes!

 

All of the other creatures,

lost their lives and he got blames

 

 

They wouldn't let poor Deerclops,

destroy  their Winter living games! 

 

 

Then one foggy Winter Eve,

Maxwell came to Say (HA HA HA)

 

 

Deerclops with your nose so grand

Won't you destroy my Don't Starve Land?

 

Now all the creatures loathe him,

and shout out as they Flee

 

Deerclops the Dread Nosed Monster 

Will you please stop killing me!?

 

 

*Instrumental as they flee while Deerclops chases and Kills them;

 

then repeat*

 

 


*Singing*

 

Deerclops the dread-nosed monster

had a very angry nose!

 

And if you ever saw it,

You ran from him, or life-it goes!

 

All of the other creatures,

lost their lives and he got blames

 

 

They wouldn't let poor Deerclops,

destroy  their Winter living games! 

 

 

Then one foggy Winter Eve,

Maxwell came to Say (HA HA HA)

 

 

Deerclops with your nose so grand

Won't you destroy my Don't Starve Land?

 

Now all the creatures loathe him,

and shout out as they Flee

 

Deerclops the Dread Nosed Monster 

Will you please stop killing me!?

 


 

 

(Remind me to re-post this on Christmas :-) )

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the truthseeker    1,560

Edit: looks like this post got me my Forum Title!


Thanks Magical Title Fairy!

 

We got approved for KickStarter! It will go live on Monday Novemeber 25th. We just updated DontStarveGame.com/KickStarter
 
And...I'll just leave this here...
 
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"Chester Day"
(Sung to the song "Yesterday" by "The Beatles")
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G6IxcmgblA

 
 
*Sings*
 
Chester Day
All my purchases seemed so far away...
 
Now it looks like I'm soon to Pay
 
Oh, I believe in Chester Day!
 
 
Suddenly,
I'm not half as sad as I used to be
There's no Shadow when he's with me.
Oh, Chester Day comes Suddenly
 
Why, he, has to Boing, I don't know;  he wouldn't say
I, just Boing right along, 
with this song, on Chester Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
 
 
Chester Day
Don't Starve was such a ruthless game to play...
Now I need to hide my Stuff away
Oh I believe in Chester Day
 
Why, he, has to Boing, I don't know;  he wouldn't say
I, just Boing right along, 
with this song, on Chester Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
 
 
Chester Day
Don't Starve was such a ruthless game to play...
Now I need to hide my Stuff away...
 
 
Oh I believe in Chester Day...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

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the truthseeker    1,560

Inspired by the Regular Show (Episodes)

 

First Rap Beat Tribute

 

 

 

 

Rap-Beat a la Mordecai  and Rigby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J2WT4wEZs4

And Regular Show...Regular Show....do I know anything about Regular Show? Let me think to what I know...

Regular Show, 

The place you gotta go,

to watch the gang

all doing their thang:

 

 

Mordecai and Rigby

slackers to the nth degree

Causing Benson

to scream at them some. 

 

 

Muscleman Mitch,

treating you like a...pitch

making jokes about his Mom,

but will then tag along

with Ghost High Five

(is a Ghost still alive?)

 

And there's Skips

who prevents the Apocalypse

used to be Walks, until his Love had some talks

Who now lives Forever

fixing...whatever. 

 

 

But don't forget Pops

(who has forgot lots.)

He laughs all Crazy

but who has skills amazey

 

And now Thomas the new guy's here to stay,

stuck in Pizza 'tume until Thanksgiving day

 

Margaret's Mordy's squeeze

who brings him to his knees

Paling 'round with Eileen

for Rigby, she's very keen.

 

That's my take on Regular Show

if you never watched you gotta go! 

But doin't forget to scream out the word....

 

If you're not reporting me with a negative strike, don't forget to hit the button Like!

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23rd    765

Favorite one right there. Man, you blew me away the first time you posted that.

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the truthseeker    1,560
Inspired by the Regular Show (Episodes)
 
Second Rap Beat Tribute
 
 
 
 
 
Rap-Beat a la Mordecai  and Rigby
 
 
 

The name is Don't Starve
Where you gotta carve
out a base-life with an Axe,
A Pick, and some Snacks:
Like berries, carrots, and some seeds,
kill some creatures for your Meat needs!
 
 
The Science Machine is where you Start,
to craft from resources you Chop and Pick apart!
Keep refining and you can Craft Alchemy
(in Machine form; Magic comes later, a new Tree.) 
 
Make a Crock Pot and your foods come out Hot 
eat in time, before it goes to rot!
(Maybe for more time, you can Craft a cold box.
using: Gold, Planks and Gears; and absolutely no rocks!)
This is a safe place to Cook your Monster Meat!
or Cook it for your Birdcaged friend for an Egg Treat!
But it will hurt you to just Nom that Monster Meat!
 
Too much Meat Spoiling; feel like Cryin'?
Make those Drying racks, and get the Spoiled meat Dryin'!
When it's done, it will come out New,
as jerky:
Large,
Small,
Monster too...
or feed it to that caged Bird, for an Egg that's Brand New! 
 
 
But be ready to defend from the Mighty Hounds,
The Spider Queen, and Deerclops,as they Stomp their Hunting Grounds! 
 
 
Maxwell that Demon, messes with the Flow,
but you're trapped there and have no where else to go!
But maybe a Doorway can change the type of Show!
 
(Again, this is where you all yell out
)

 

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"I was Going to Get [Also a New Plushie] Chester, But I got High" Segment

 

(Segment sung to the Theme of "Because I got High" from Afroman)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

 

 

I was going to get (a new) Chester, but then I got High.
I finally was not thought as a jester, but then I got High
And now I'm just a big Joke, and you know why...
(Why man?)
Because I got High, because i got High because i got Hiiiiiiiigh
 
La da da da da da da da da.....

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(Inspiration from 23rd, specifically this reply and this reply which would take up too much space directly quoted.

 

 

"Our Ruins, in the Middle of Our Caves"

 

(Sung to the Song "Our House in the Middle of Our Street" by Madness)

 

 

 

 

*talking to nobody as the Insanity increases asking,
" 'Ave you seen our Ruins?
Our Ruins? Seen it?
No?
'Ave you seen our Ruins?
'Ave you seen our Ruins?
'Ave you seen our Ruins?
'Ave you seen our Ruins ?
Seen our Ruins ?
Seen our Ruins ?
Seen-our-Ruins ?
Over there? Over there?
Thank you."
 
Running around on Ruins Streets as Haunting sounds and music only they can hear begins, followed by the whispered voices...are they singing or is it that one running around....*
 
 
Maxwell wears his Dapper Vest
Wickerbottom's tired she needs a rest
The pigs are playing with no cares
Spiders slaying in their sleep
(Ahhhhhhhh!)
Wolfgang's got a Guardian to beat
He can't clang around
 
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our....
 
Our Ruins it has a crowd
There's always some raid happening
And the lantern's lights usually been cowled
Our Wendy, she's so Ruins-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
Abigail's mess is not allowed!
 
 
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our....
 
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!
(*Something tells you
That you've got to exit the Ruins Quick!*)
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our...
 
Maxwell gets up late for work
Wickerbottom's the one he'll subvert
when she hires the pigs, the fool.
Slays them all with some bliss
(Ahhhhhhhh!)
Not one of them he's going to miss,
in any ways..
 
 
*Crosses Ruins.bridge with lots of Ruins Nightmare Lights Cycle's Zenith noises*
 
 
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our...
 
Maxwell forgets way back then
when nothing was false and when
He would have
such a very fine act
such a fine act...
Such a happy act.....
 
And Maxwell forget to say
on that Final Act day
The proper words
for those Nightmare Screamers
who ream us....
 
 
Maxwell wears his Dapper Vest
Wickerbottom's tired she needs a rest
The pigs are playing with no cares
Spiders slaying in their sleep
Wolfgang's got a Guardian to beat
He can't clang around
 
 
 
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!
 
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our...
 
Our Ruins, it's always Night and they're no Days
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!
 
 
Our Ruins,
has a Tent where we can Sleep (and lose our craze)
Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!
Our Ruins...

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(Inspired by my own thread If Chester Ruled the Don't Starve World.)

 

*Meanwhile, where Chester Rules the World...
 
one of his subjects isn't escaping through the Doorway to Adventure, or so he'd better explain fast....*
 
What's that my Orange, Shadowed, and Icy Chester Overlord? 
 
*Pant Pant Pant*
 
What am I Doing next to Maxwell's Door?
Why, I am...ready to conquer the other worlds for your immanent arrival your Panting-ness!
 
*Pant Pant Pant*
 
You'll allow it if I can Herald a...battle song mentioning your prowess?
 
Of-of course my ever-storing Leader! I hope you find it to your liking!
 
 
"Prince of The Universe"
(From Queen's "Princes of the Universe")
 
You've been alive for centuries, and you are Immortal. 
 
*Sings*
Here you are
Born to Find Things
And are the Prince of the Universe.....
 
Here you belong
Where I'm fighting to Survive
in a World with (THEM,) the darkest Powers...
 
*Cue the Don't Starve Theme Music while still playing the Queen song Mash-up here*
 
Heahhh!
And here Chester is
the Prince of the Universe
Here he belongs, 
while I'm Fighting for survival
He'll come to be the ruler of your World!
 
*Chester Panting*
 
He is Immortal
he has inside him the Four Things
(YEAH!)
He has no Rival
Respawn means there is no equal
Take him to the Full Moon of your World!
 
Born to store Things
Prince of the Universe
While I'm fighting (THEM,) he jumps Free
Got World 1 in the Eyebone's...hands!
He's here for my Love as long as I stand!
 
 
He was born, to be prince of the Universe
Wilson cannot understand
His power is in the Eyebones hands! 
 
*Pant Pant Pant*
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
Chester's panting at you. 
 
He will say I've had my day.
 
That I'm going to go far
underground where's there's no Moon or Star.
 
 With my Dark Sword and my head held High
I escaped the First World...
 First timiiiiiie 
 
 
 
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 
 
I know people talk about Chester
I hear it every day
 
But I proved it right because 
World 1, Firrrrst Tiiiiiime!
 
 
 
Yeahhhh!
Yeaahhh!
 
 
 
Allright, let's go let's go (World 2!)
A-hah!
Yeaaah!
Watfch this Redbird Fly!
 
Whoo!
Bring on the Beefalos!
A-ha-ha!
 
 
 
Here you are
Born to Find Things
And the Prince of the Universe.....
 
 
Cue the ragtime music faintly as the Doorway to Adventure is open [in another page as only 2 Video links per page are allowed]
 
 
 
Here you are
Born to Find Things
And the Prince of the Universe
Adventure Mode, and I'm Free
Got the World in your Eyebone's hands
I'm here for your Love while I still stand!
 
 
 
You were born to be Prince of the Universe. 
 
 
Un--i-verse
Un--i-verse
Un--i-verse
Un--i-verse
 
*Fade out with Don't Starve Ragtime playing very faintly in the background*
 
 
 
*Runs through Maxwell's Door while Overlord Chester is Pleased. *

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the truthseeker    1,560
And an honorable mention, even though it's not mine, but In tribute, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 parody of the Gamera Song. 

 

(Yes, Gamera [in response to Godzilla,] was a real movie monster "hero," especially "for the children." I'm not even going into the level of Cheese it generated before the parodies of movies [called "Movie Riffing] were done.) 

 

Original gamera Song 1969


 

Mst3k Gamera Song


 

 

JOEL: Let's go, Gamera!

 

[music starts]

 

ALL: Gamera! Gamera!

 

Gamera is really neat.

 

Gamera is filled with meat.

 

We've been eating Gamera!

 

Shell

 

Teeth

 

Eyes

 

Flames

 

Claws

 

Breath

 

Scales

 

Fun!

 

 

TOM: Dr. Forrester is kind of a jerk,

 

And Frank is really dumb, too.

 

 

CROW: We have to take part in these lame experiments.

 

 

JOEL: But do we complain?

 

 

TOM: No!

 

 

JOEL: No!

 

CROW: Yes!

 

 

TOM: Huh?

 

So we hi-keeba all over the place--

 

 

JOEL: --And talk of a thousand wonderful days.

 

 

TOM: Everybody now!

 

 

ALL: Gamera is really sweet,

 

He is filled with turtle meat.

 

Now we have Commercial Sign!

 

 

 

 


BONUS: MST3K singing Original gamera Song with "Michael Feinstein" *(Really Michael J. Nelson) singing Gamera "Rogers and Hammerstein", "George and Ira Gershwin" and finally MST3K Gamera/Gamera Parody segment/End musical credits:

 


 

(only 2 youtube links are allowed per post, link only)

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Battal    9,883

GAHHH!!!
SINGING!

MIRTH!
OH GOD!
I CAN FEEL MY MELTING FLESH DRIPPING LIKE MELTED WAX!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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And as promised, inspired by multiple posts on multiple threads, 

 

 

[And no, this "Video Broadcast" is completely fictional...no sensitive body parts were harmed in the making of this parody, nor did I ever broadcast like this, so don't go looking for it either..it's just some fictional loser.]

 

"Rock Lobsters"

(Sung to the Tune of "Rock Lobster" [full version] by the B-52's)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2V2h_Bd_Gg

 

 

 

(Showing off their game)
 
 
*Don't Starve loading up...soon.*
*Don't Starve loading up....soon*
 
 
*Recalls*
 
Wilson was at a cave
 
*Don't Starve loading up...soon.*
 
He went in so very deep
 
*Don't Starve loading up...soon.*
 
Something reached out and and grabbed him
 
*Don't Starve loading up...soon.*
 
It was a Rock Lobster!
 
*Recognition*
 
Ahhhhhaaaaa!
 
Rock Lobster!
 
Ahhhhhaaaaa!
 
Rock Lobster!
 
....
 
*Game loads with Wickerbottom and Chester, but hates this save, too late, not redoing the broadcast yet again...*
 
 
 
(Thinking)
 
* EWWWW!*
 
*EWWWW!*
 
*Narrating*
 
Wickerbottom and Chester are at the island's edge
 
*EWWWW!*
 
And they both all have, matching scowls
 
*EWWWW!*
 
Chester hops over, a Cut Stone Block
 
 
*EWWWW!* 
 
And there they saw a Rock
 
*EWWWW!* 
 
But It wasn't a Rock
 
*EWWWW!* 
 
It was a Rock Lobster!
 
*Very Excited, bouncing in their seat, elbows flaining*
 
Ahhhhhaaaaa!
 
Rock Lobster!
 
Ahhhhhaaaaa!
 
*Hit in an uncomfortable place and says highly pitched voice*
 
Rock Lobster!
 
*Ends Broadcast there for...well....*
 
 
....
 
 
 
*Next Broadcast*
 
 
 
*Next Broadcast later, still quietly cursing while mostly recovered to speak*
 
Rock Looob...Lob-ster
Rock Looob...Lob-ster
 
*Game loads, it's now Wintertime*
 
*Narrating*
 
Motion near the Winter ocean
 
MMMMWHAAAAA!
 
the Pengulls cry!
 
MMMMWHAAAAA!
 
They cause trouble
 
MMMMWHAAAAA!
 
It hit, they attack, then redouble!
 
MMMMWHAAAAA!
 
Ate a Fistful of Jam
 
MMMMWHAAAAA!
 
*Runs to caves to escape*
 
Then forget where I ammmmmmmm.....
 
*In the distance before the caves load*
 
MMMMWHAAAAA!
 
*Caves area has Rock Lobsters and...the Ruins Entance!*
 
Fed them  a rock, a rock...
 
Following Rock Lobsters!
 
Down, down
 
*Past the caves, now into the ruins.* 
 
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
 
*Total relief from that injury.  Explores a little then quickly saves and quits (not paying attention) for the Next Broadcast *
 
 
 
....
 
 
*Next Broadcast*
 
 
*The Ruins are loading up...soon.*
*The Ruins are loading up...soon.*
 
*Recaps what was done since last broadcast*
 
Underneath the caves
 
*The Ruins are loading up...soon.*
 
Splumonkeys wavin'
 
*The Ruins are loading up...soon.*
 
 
No wavin' mermen
 
*The Ruins are loading up...soon.*
 
 
 
 
No Wavin'....Shadow creatures in bands!
 
 
*Horribly realizes what was to the left of the character when they just saved the game*
 
*The Ruins are loading up...soon.*
 
 
 
Lobsters wish they were sailin',
 
*The Ruins are loading up...soon.*
 
when Zenith Nightmares are wailin!
 
*The Ruins are loading up...soon.*
 
....
 
 
*Game loads and the player is Fighting the horde*
 
 
 
AHHHHHHH!
 
 
*Battle Cry Attack them, elbows flailing* 
 
Rock Lobsters!
 
****AHHHHHHHHHH!*****
 
*Hits in an uncomfortable place (yet again) while fighting frantically and says highly*
 
Rock Lobsters!
 
 
 
 
*Tries to continue attacking while simultaneously checking for any serious personal damage this time, very stupid*
 
 
Rock Loooooob...Lobsters
Rock Loooooob...Lobsters
 
*Ooooh ahhh*
*Ooooh ahhh!*
 
*Stupidly dies for doing that so. But decides to continue the very short broadcast. 
Lloads Wolfgang save running to the Caves, still in some pain*
 
 
Upper cave level Snappy
 
*Ooooh, ahhhh*
 
Rock Lobsters' claws are clappy
 
*Ooooh ahhhh*
 
Wolfgang's Mussles flexin'
 
*Ooooh ahh*
 
Cooked Monster meat flipping'
 
*Ooooh ahhhh*
 
*FInds the ruins entrance and goes off after feeding the Rock Lobsters again* 
 
Fed them  a rock, a rock...
Following Rock Lobsters!
Down, down ....
 
 
*Past the caves, now into the Ruins*
 
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
 
*Recovering but still out of breath from that injury and happy that a character escaped to the Ruins...again.
 
 
Continues making sure all the remaining are still following. 
Does a head count while moving.*
 
Lobster....
*rock lobster skittling noises*
Rock...
*rock lobster skittling noises*
Lobster...
*rock lobster skittling noises*
Rock?...
 
*Recovers and realizes a creature was attacking one of them and it went defensive*
 
...Not a Rock!
 
...
 
*Soon, more Nightmare Zenith Shadows Attack*
 
 
Wolf's in Thulcite Armor
And he's carrying boards
Everybody's fighting'
Everybody's runnin'
 
*Later at a camp*
 
Cooking Green-caps' 'round the fire, staying Sane
 
 
 
Cookin' Splumonkeys,
Cookn' in the Ruins
 
Put on your Helmet
Put on the Life Amulet
Pass the Honey Poultice Chester....
 
*When done resting, Wolfgang explores and finds a  new Ruins area*
 
Here comes a Slurper
*Slurper Noise*
There goes a Splumomnkey
*Monkey Noise*
In walks a Damaged Knight
*Damaged Knight Clockwork Noise*
There goes a Damaged Rook
*Damaged Rook Clockwork Noise*
 
Chased by a Guardian
*Guardian Noise*
In flew a Dangling Depth Dweller
*Dangling Depth Dweller Noise*
Watch out for that Shadow Splumonkey!
*Shadow Splurmonkey Noise*
 
There goes Crawling Horrors
*Insanirty Sounds*...
 
*Ruins Zenith peaks*
 
Here comes many Terrorbeaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
*Player Screams*
 
 
*Stupidly goes and Fights them....
 
Stress causes injury to flare up screams come out high pitched*
 
 
 
Rock Lobsters!
*Rock Lobsters Fight*
Rock Lobsters!
 
*Watches them die*
AHHHHHH!
 
 
Rock Lobsters!
*Rock Lobsters Fight*
Rock Lobsters!
 
*Watches the rest die*
AHHHHHH!
 
 
 
 
 
* Dies, Life Amulet resurrects in a chaotic melee, no way to get stuff in time*
AHHHHHH!
 
 
*Dies permanently*
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
*Ends broadcast*

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the truthseeker    1,560

Well, that's it for the moment. I may be inspired (or get requests) to post something else, but I think that's enough of a break ATM. 

 

 

(And for the love of whatever higher power you worship, you didn't try viewing them all at once did you?!

 

You did?!

 

Just....eat as many of these cooked green-caps as you can, and hope this Psychiatrist I refer you to can help.....)

 

 

 

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TeoSS69    2,204

It would've been a lot better if your spoiler tagged those....and put them in one post...but ok.

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the truthseeker    1,560

You think it's all that easy,

oh so fast and breezy?

 

Just a little bit of (this kind of) Rhyming

and make up some (of my) impeccable Timing

 

to make some kind of Parody

for you to try and be Me?

 

 

It takes years of Writing Skill

to master this kind of bardic Quill

 

It takes hours of rejected flops

before posting a reply that pops

 

It takes inspiration you hope to find

after days of nothing in kind

 

 

And it takes skin as thick as a Pike

after not one gives it a Like

 

 

remember this when you type

on the forums or on Skype

 

How you're the top artist and still climbing

because you can do simple Rhyming

 

 

Relax, this post is all in Fun

for another work just now...done. 

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Percival    766

We need more Christmas parodies. Otherwise it will be a tragedy.

Truthseeker, you must go, and make the forum's heart glow!

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