the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Because of my numerous parody posts on this throughout my many many replies (wow, over 26 pages' worth of threads I've replied in at the time of this OP mid-December, 2013,) and requests for the, "Can you tell me where you posted that [requested parody link thing] again," I've decided to make a place-a repository if you will-for my work. Whether you consider it funny (Please? *sniff*) or not I'll leave that up to you. What I can't promise is this is a place where you can request things and I'll do them.Muses (even parody ones-when they aren't all with Weird Al Yankovic-)are a fickle thing, and an idea may or may not inspire something (or something IMHO worth posting.) My parodies often come from something inspired by a simple word, phrase or song idea/pun I used in posting a reply and not a linear "what if" idea. So you can ask, but I can't promise it will bear fruit (even with lots of fertilizer.) So, here is the (recovered) collection of parodies (mostly DS at the time of this OP, and "Chester Day" may or may not be accurate in timeline placement) in chronological order. (Note: Some replies were just one or a couple of lines and/or weren't IMHO that funny once the original post was replied to.I have let them stay buried in obscurity.if you really wish them, find them, link them, request them, and I'll add them, but they won't be historically posted in order of creation of course. ) May the Higher Power you follow help us all.... And to celebrate the occasion of this new thread, I even have created a new one (at the time of this OP) regarding the overpopulating vermin of the surface should they follow you from the caves loyal friend who only asks for minerals and safety: the Rock Lobsters! Who knew something already created as parody tribute to the B52's song would have been my toughest one yet?(Those dang sounds were impossible to put in parody context I tell ya!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 Gobblers are best killed with the slowest, weakest weapon in game, preferably by punching them, so that they die a slow and painfull death. Alternativelly, if you're going for style, you might want to kill them using the umbrela or the walking stick while shouting something like "take that you ungodly beast" in a falsetto voice. Bo-Gobbler Rhapsody Segment(Sung To Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" at 3:05) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ARuoSFflc *Singing* I see a little silhouetto of a Gobbler,Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Gobbledango?Thunderbolt and lightning,Very, very frighting WX-78! Gobble Gobble,Gobble Gobble,Gobble Gobble,Gobble Gobble,Gobble Gobble,Gobble Gobble, Gobble Gobbleio Magnifico. [Author commentary: Corrected the cadence from the OP way back then and one day, I may make a full version, but not today at the time of this posting....] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 And you should be able to bring some lobsters down to the ruins. I brought a few up to the surface and they've spread out and formed herds and are beginning to (slowly) multiply. It's a long term sort of project though but it's coming along nicely. The Cave Circle of Life(Sung to "The Circle of Life" from "The Lion King") Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama Nants ingonyama bagithi babaSithi uhhmm ingonyamaIngonyama Siyo Nqoba Ingonyama Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabalaIngonyama nengw' enamabalaIngonyama nengw' enamabala [chant repeats] *Sings*From the day we arrive on Maxwell's WorldAnd blinking, step into the caveThere's more to spellunk than can ever be seenMore to do than can ever be savedThere's far too much to take down thereMore to find than can ever be foundBut the worms rolling highThrough the cave's lightless skyKeeps great and small running around... It's The Circle of Cave LifeAnd it spellunks us all...Through Spitters and RocklobstersThrough fissures and ruined altars. Till we find our Rocky Turf On the cobblestone path unwindingIn the Cave CircleThe Cave Circle of Life..... Ingonyama nengw' enamabalaIngonyama nengw' enamabala.... [chant softly repeats] * Cut to a Spellmonkey wearing a Witch Doctor (actually a Miner) Hat shaking a tribal rattle (actually a Telelocator Staff) at the chosen baby Smallbird. The Tallbird Parents then mercilessly peck him to death....* It's the Circle of Cave LifeAnd it spellunks us all...Through Spitters and RocklobstersThrough fissures and ruined altars. Till we find our Rocky Turf On the cobblestone path unwindingIn the Cave CircleThe Cave Circle of Life..... Ingonyama nengw' enamabalaIngonyama nengw' enamabala.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 Lets just say my incident involved 12 forgotten log suits (I keep many spares,) , 11 hounds chasing, 10 pigmen, 9 health left, 8% left on fire staff, 7 gunpowder, 6 burning trees, 5 spiders, 4 beefalo meat, 3 used meat effigies, 2 touchstones, and a torch that ran out at night. Huh. Don't Starve Christmas song without even trying. Was it near*sings*a red bird in a Pine Tree No, twas a crow. Now I want someone to turn it into an actual song. "The Twelve Days of Hunger"(Sung to the "Twelve Days of Christmas.") (If you want, you can sing all twelve days, but we'll just do the twelfth day starting at 3:06 ) *Sings* On the Twelfth day of Hunger, Don't Starve threw at me: -Twelve Logsuits Losing...-Eleven Hounds Harassing...-Ten Pigmen Pooping...-Nine Health-a Hovering...-Eight Stave's Percentage Staying...-Seven Gunpowder Going...-Six Trees a-Torching...-Fiiiiive....Spider...Things......-Four Beefalo Herds....-Three Effigies Rend'd [Rendered]...-Two Touchstone Flubbed... *Big long drawn out* And...A Black...Crow....in...a...Pine...Treee-EEEEEEEE! (Thank you, thank you very much.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 AHHHH, THE PARODIES. IT HURTS MY HEADS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 "Deerclops the Dread-Nosed Monster"(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" sung by many, but tributed to Gene Autry and Burl Ives' radio and television performances) *Singing*You know Spider and Pigman and Mermfolk and Koalaphant,Beefalo, and Tallbird, and Mactusk and Rabbit But do you recall,the most annoying one of all.... Deerclops the dread-nosed monsterhad a very angry nose! And if you ever saw it,You ran from him, or life-it goes! All of the other creatures,lost their lives and he got blames They wouldn't let poor Deerclops,destroy their Winter living games! Then one foggy Winter Eve,Maxwell came to Say (HA HA HA) Deerclops with your nose so grandWon't you destroy my Don't Starve Land? Now all the creatures loathe him,and shout out as they Flee Deerclops the Dread Nosed Monster Will you please stop killing me!? *Instrumental as they flee while Deerclops chases and Kills them; then repeat* *Singing* Deerclops the dread-nosed monsterhad a very angry nose! And if you ever saw it,You ran from him, or life-it goes! All of the other creatures,lost their lives and he got blames They wouldn't let poor Deerclops,destroy their Winter living games! Then one foggy Winter Eve,Maxwell came to Say (HA HA HA) Deerclops with your nose so grandWon't you destroy my Don't Starve Land? Now all the creatures loathe him,and shout out as they Flee Deerclops the Dread Nosed Monster Will you please stop killing me!? (Remind me to re-post this on Christmas ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 Edit: looks like this post got me my Forum Title!Thanks Magical Title Fairy! We got approved for KickStarter! It will go live on Monday Novemeber 25th. We just updated DontStarveGame.com/KickStarter And...I'll just leave this here... "Chester Day"(Sung to the song "Yesterday" by "The Beatles") http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G6IxcmgblA *Sings* Chester DayAll my purchases seemed so far away... Now it looks like I'm soon to Pay Oh, I believe in Chester Day! Suddenly,I'm not half as sad as I used to beThere's no Shadow when he's with me.Oh, Chester Day comes Suddenly Why, he, has to Boing, I don't know; he wouldn't sayI, just Boing right along, with this song, on Chester Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... Chester DayDon't Starve was such a ruthless game to play...Now I need to hide my Stuff awayOh I believe in Chester Day Why, he, has to Boing, I don't know; he wouldn't sayI, just Boing right along, with this song, on Chester Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... Chester DayDon't Starve was such a ruthless game to play...Now I need to hide my Stuff away... Oh I believe in Chester Day...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARamblingSpider Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 alright then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 Inspired by the Regular Show (Episodes) First Rap Beat Tribute Rap-Beat a la Mordecai and Rigby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J2WT4wEZs4 And Regular Show...Regular Show....do I know anything about Regular Show? Let me think to what I know... Regular Show, The place you gotta go, to watch the gang all doing their thang: Mordecai and Rigby slackers to the nth degree Causing Benson to scream at them some. Muscleman Mitch, treating you like a...pitch making jokes about his Mom, but will then tag along with Ghost High Five (is a Ghost still alive?) And there's Skips who prevents the Apocalypse used to be Walks, until his Love had some talks Who now lives Forever fixing...whatever. But don't forget Pops (who has forgot lots.) He laughs all Crazy but who has skills amazey And now Thomas the new guy's here to stay, stuck in Pizza 'tume until Thanksgiving day Margaret's Mordy's squeeze who brings him to his knees Paling 'round with Eileen for Rigby, she's very keen. That's my take on Regular Show if you never watched you gotta go! But doin't forget to scream out the word.... If you're not reporting me with a negative strike, don't forget to hit the button Like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Favorite one right there. Man, you blew me away the first time you posted that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 Inspired by the Regular Show (Episodes) Second Rap Beat Tribute Rap-Beat a la Mordecai and Rigbyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J2WT4wEZs4 The name is Don't StarveWhere you gotta carveout a base-life with an Axe,A Pick, and some Snacks:Like berries, carrots, and some seeds,kill some creatures for your Meat needs! The Science Machine is where you Start,to craft from resources you Chop and Pick apart!Keep refining and you can Craft Alchemy(in Machine form; Magic comes later, a new Tree.) Make a Crock Pot and your foods come out Hot eat in time, before it goes to rot!(Maybe for more time, you can Craft a cold box.using: Gold, Planks and Gears; and absolutely no rocks!)This is a safe place to Cook your Monster Meat!or Cook it for your Birdcaged friend for an Egg Treat!But it will hurt you to just Nom that Monster Meat! Too much Meat Spoiling; feel like Cryin'?Make those Drying racks, and get the Spoiled meat Dryin'!When it's done, it will come out New,as jerky:Large,Small,Monster too...or feed it to that caged Bird, for an Egg that's Brand New! But be ready to defend from the Mighty Hounds,The Spider Queen, and Deerclops,as they Stomp their Hunting Grounds! Maxwell that Demon, messes with the Flow,but you're trapped there and have no where else to go!But maybe a Doorway can change the type of Show! (Again, this is where you all yell out ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 "I was Going to Get [Also a New Plushie] Chester, But I got High" Segment (Segment sung to the Theme of "Because I got High" from Afroman) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw I was going to get (a new) Chester, but then I got High.I finally was not thought as a jester, but then I got HighAnd now I'm just a big Joke, and you know why...(Why man?)Because I got High, because i got High because i got Hiiiiiiiigh La da da da da da da da da..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 (Inspiration from 23rd, specifically this reply and this reply which would take up too much space directly quoted. "Our Ruins, in the Middle of Our Caves" (Sung to the Song "Our House in the Middle of Our Street" by Madness) *talking to nobody as the Insanity increases asking," 'Ave you seen our Ruins?Our Ruins? Seen it? No?'Ave you seen our Ruins? 'Ave you seen our Ruins?'Ave you seen our Ruins?'Ave you seen our Ruins ?Seen our Ruins ?Seen our Ruins ?Seen-our-Ruins ?Over there? Over there?Thank you." Running around on Ruins Streets as Haunting sounds and music only they can hear begins, followed by the whispered voices...are they singing or is it that one running around....* Maxwell wears his Dapper VestWickerbottom's tired she needs a restThe pigs are playing with no caresSpiders slaying in their sleep(Ahhhhhhhh!)Wolfgang's got a Guardian to beatHe can't clang around Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!Our Ruins, in the Middle of our.... Our Ruins it has a crowdThere's always some raid happeningAnd the lantern's lights usually been cowledOur Wendy, she's so Ruins-proudNothing ever slows her downAbigail's mess is not allowed! Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!Our Ruins, in the Middle of our.... Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!(*Something tells youThat you've got to exit the Ruins Quick!*)Our Ruins, in the Middle of our... Maxwell gets up late for workWickerbottom's the one he'll subvertwhen she hires the pigs, the fool.Slays them all with some bliss(Ahhhhhhhh!)Not one of them he's going to miss,in any ways.. *Crosses Ruins.bridge with lots of Ruins Nightmare Lights Cycle's Zenith noises* Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!Our Ruins, in the Middle of our... Maxwell forgets way back thenwhen nothing was false and whenHe would havesuch a very fine actsuch a fine act...Such a happy act..... And Maxwell forget to sayon that Final Act dayThe proper wordsfor those Nightmare Screamerswho ream us.... Maxwell wears his Dapper VestWickerbottom's tired she needs a restThe pigs are playing with no caresSpiders slaying in their sleepWolfgang's got a Guardian to beatHe can't clang around Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves! Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!Our Ruins, in the Middle of our... Our Ruins, it's always Night and they're no DaysOur Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves! Our Ruins,has a Tent where we can Sleep (and lose our craze)Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!Our Ruins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 (Inspired by my own thread If Chester Ruled the Don't Starve World.) *Meanwhile, where Chester Rules the World... one of his subjects isn't escaping through the Doorway to Adventure, or so he'd better explain fast....* What's that my Orange, Shadowed, and Icy Chester Overlord? *Pant Pant Pant* What am I Doing next to Maxwell's Door?Why, I am...ready to conquer the other worlds for your immanent arrival your Panting-ness! *Pant Pant Pant* You'll allow it if I can Herald a...battle song mentioning your prowess? Of-of course my ever-storing Leader! I hope you find it to your liking! "Prince of The Universe"(From Queen's "Princes of the Universe") You've been alive for centuries, and you are Immortal. *Sings*Here you areBorn to Find ThingsAnd are the Prince of the Universe..... Here you belongWhere I'm fighting to Survivein a World with (THEM,) the darkest Powers... *Cue the Don't Starve Theme Music while still playing the Queen song Mash-up here*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGO72jL7veU Heahhh!And here Chester isthe Prince of the UniverseHere he belongs, while I'm Fighting for survivalHe'll come to be the ruler of your World! *Chester Panting* He is Immortalhe has inside him the Four Things(YEAH!)He has no RivalRespawn means there is no equalTake him to the Full Moon of your World! Born to store ThingsPrince of the UniverseWhile I'm fighting (THEM,) he jumps FreeGot World 1 in the Eyebone's...hands!He's here for my Love as long as I stand! He was born, to be prince of the UniverseWilson cannot understandHis power is in the Eyebones hands! *Pant Pant Pant*Ooo-ooo-ooo-oooChester's panting at you. He will say I've had my day. That I'm going to go farunderground where's there's no Moon or Star. With my Dark Sword and my head held HighI escaped the First World... First timiiiiiie Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I know people talk about ChesterI hear it every day But I proved it right because World 1, Firrrrst Tiiiiiime! Yeahhhh!Yeaahhh! Allright, let's go let's go (World 2!)A-hah!Yeaaah!Watfch this Redbird Fly! Whoo!Bring on the Beefalos!A-ha-ha! Here you areBorn to Find ThingsAnd the Prince of the Universe..... Cue the ragtime music faintly as the Doorway to Adventure is open [in another page as only 2 Video links per page are allowed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXUOhiSvE48 Here you areBorn to Find ThingsAnd the Prince of the UniverseAdventure Mode, and I'm FreeGot the World in your Eyebone's handsI'm here for your Love while I still stand! You were born to be Prince of the Universe. Un--i-verseUn--i-verseUn--i-verseUn--i-verse *Fade out with Don't Starve Ragtime playing very faintly in the background* *Runs through Maxwell's Door while Overlord Chester is Pleased. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 And an honorable mention, even though it's not mine, but In tribute, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 parody of the Gamera Song. (Yes, Gamera [in response to Godzilla,] was a real movie monster "hero," especially "for the children." I'm not even going into the level of Cheese it generated before the parodies of movies [called "Movie Riffing] were done.) Original gamera Song 1969 Mst3k Gamera Song JOEL: Let's go, Gamera! [music starts] ALL: Gamera! Gamera! Gamera is really neat. Gamera is filled with meat. We've been eating Gamera! Shell Teeth Eyes Flames Claws Breath Scales Fun! TOM: Dr. Forrester is kind of a jerk, And Frank is really dumb, too. CROW: We have to take part in these lame experiments. JOEL: But do we complain? TOM: No! JOEL: No! CROW: Yes! TOM: Huh? So we hi-keeba all over the place-- JOEL: --And talk of a thousand wonderful days. TOM: Everybody now! ALL: Gamera is really sweet, He is filled with turtle meat. Now we have Commercial Sign! BONUS: MST3K singing Original gamera Song with "Michael Feinstein" *(Really Michael J. Nelson) singing Gamera "Rogers and Hammerstein", "George and Ira Gershwin" and finally MST3K Gamera/Gamera Parody segment/End musical credits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGRHqvC7f_o (only 2 youtube links are allowed per post, link only) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 GAHHH!!!SINGING!MIRTH!OH GOD!I CAN FEEL MY MELTING FLESH DRIPPING LIKE MELTED WAX!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 And as promised, inspired by multiple posts on multiple threads, [And no, this "Video Broadcast" is completely fictional...no sensitive body parts were harmed in the making of this parody, nor did I ever broadcast like this, so don't go looking for it either..it's just some fictional loser.] "Rock Lobsters"(Sung to the Tune of "Rock Lobster" [full version] by the B-52's) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2V2h_Bd_Gg (Showing off their game) *Don't Starve loading up...soon.**Don't Starve loading up....soon* *Recalls* Wilson was at a cave *Don't Starve loading up...soon.* He went in so very deep *Don't Starve loading up...soon.* Something reached out and and grabbed him *Don't Starve loading up...soon.* It was a Rock Lobster! *Recognition* Ahhhhhaaaaa! Rock Lobster! Ahhhhhaaaaa! Rock Lobster! .... *Game loads with Wickerbottom and Chester, but hates this save, too late, not redoing the broadcast yet again...* (Thinking) * EWWWW!* *EWWWW!* *Narrating* Wickerbottom and Chester are at the island's edge *EWWWW!* And they both all have, matching scowls *EWWWW!* Chester hops over, a Cut Stone Block *EWWWW!* And there they saw a Rock *EWWWW!* But It wasn't a Rock *EWWWW!* It was a Rock Lobster! *Very Excited, bouncing in their seat, elbows flaining* Ahhhhhaaaaa! Rock Lobster! Ahhhhhaaaaa! *Hit in an uncomfortable place and says highly pitched voice* Rock Lobster! *Ends Broadcast there for...well....* .... *Next Broadcast* *Next Broadcast later, still quietly cursing while mostly recovered to speak* Rock Looob...Lob-sterRock Looob...Lob-ster *Game loads, it's now Wintertime* *Narrating* Motion near the Winter ocean MMMMWHAAAAA! the Pengulls cry! MMMMWHAAAAA! They cause trouble MMMMWHAAAAA! It hit, they attack, then redouble! MMMMWHAAAAA! Ate a Fistful of Jam MMMMWHAAAAA! *Runs to caves to escape* Then forget where I ammmmmmmm..... *In the distance before the caves load* MMMMWHAAAAA! *Caves area has Rock Lobsters and...the Ruins Entance!* Fed them a rock, a rock... Following Rock Lobsters! Down, down *Past the caves, now into the ruins.* Ahhhhhhhhhhh *Total relief from that injury. Explores a little then quickly saves and quits (not paying attention) for the Next Broadcast * .... *Next Broadcast* *The Ruins are loading up...soon.**The Ruins are loading up...soon.* *Recaps what was done since last broadcast* Underneath the caves *The Ruins are loading up...soon.* Splumonkeys wavin' *The Ruins are loading up...soon.* No wavin' mermen *The Ruins are loading up...soon.* No Wavin'....Shadow creatures in bands! *Horribly realizes what was to the left of the character when they just saved the game* *The Ruins are loading up...soon.* Lobsters wish they were sailin', *The Ruins are loading up...soon.* when Zenith Nightmares are wailin! *The Ruins are loading up...soon.* .... *Game loads and the player is Fighting the horde* AHHHHHHH! *Battle Cry Attack them, elbows flailing* Rock Lobsters! ****AHHHHHHHHHH!***** *Hits in an uncomfortable place (yet again) while fighting frantically and says highly* Rock Lobsters! *Tries to continue attacking while simultaneously checking for any serious personal damage this time, very stupid* Rock Loooooob...LobstersRock Loooooob...Lobsters *Ooooh ahhh**Ooooh ahhh!* *Stupidly dies for doing that so. But decides to continue the very short broadcast. Lloads Wolfgang save running to the Caves, still in some pain* Upper cave level Snappy *Ooooh, ahhhh* Rock Lobsters' claws are clappy *Ooooh ahhhh* Wolfgang's Mussles flexin' *Ooooh ahh* Cooked Monster meat flipping' *Ooooh ahhhh* *FInds the ruins entrance and goes off after feeding the Rock Lobsters again* Fed them a rock, a rock...Following Rock Lobsters!Down, down .... *Past the caves, now into the Ruins* Ahhhhhhhhhhh *Recovering but still out of breath from that injury and happy that a character escaped to the Ruins...again. Continues making sure all the remaining are still following. Does a head count while moving.* Lobster....*rock lobster skittling noises*Rock...*rock lobster skittling noises*Lobster...*rock lobster skittling noises*Rock?... *Recovers and realizes a creature was attacking one of them and it went defensive* ...Not a Rock! ... *Soon, more Nightmare Zenith Shadows Attack* Wolf's in Thulcite ArmorAnd he's carrying boardsEverybody's fighting'Everybody's runnin' *Later at a camp* Cooking Green-caps' 'round the fire, staying Sane Cookin' Splumonkeys,Cookn' in the Ruins Put on your HelmetPut on the Life AmuletPass the Honey Poultice Chester.... *When done resting, Wolfgang explores and finds a new Ruins area* Here comes a Slurper*Slurper Noise*There goes a Splumomnkey*Monkey Noise*In walks a Damaged Knight*Damaged Knight Clockwork Noise*There goes a Damaged Rook*Damaged Rook Clockwork Noise* Chased by a Guardian*Guardian Noise*In flew a Dangling Depth Dweller*Dangling Depth Dweller Noise*Watch out for that Shadow Splumonkey!*Shadow Splurmonkey Noise* There goes Crawling Horrors*Insanirty Sounds*... *Ruins Zenith peaks* Here comes many Terrorbeaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Player Screams* *Stupidly goes and Fights them.... Stress causes injury to flare up screams come out high pitched* Rock Lobsters!*Rock Lobsters Fight*Rock Lobsters! *Watches them die*AHHHHHH! Rock Lobsters!*Rock Lobsters Fight*Rock Lobsters! *Watches the rest die*AHHHHHH! * Dies, Life Amulet resurrects in a chaotic melee, no way to get stuff in time*AHHHHHH! *Dies permanently*AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ends broadcast* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 Well, that's it for the moment. I may be inspired (or get requests) to post something else, but I think that's enough of a break ATM. (And for the love of whatever higher power you worship, you didn't try viewing them all at once did you?! You did?! Just....eat as many of these cooked green-caps as you can, and hope this Psychiatrist I refer you to can help.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeoSS69 Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 It would've been a lot better if your spoiler tagged those....and put them in one post...but ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyHam Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 THERE'S SO MANY IT'S CRAZYAND THEY'RE SO GOOD TOOI LOVE REGULAR SHOWSUCH MUSICVERY SINGWOWMUCH JOYWOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 So much rhymes, done a hundred times. AH, I'M INFECTED, THIS WAS UNEXPECTED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I just can't stop, they're never flops. All the rhyming, such perfect timing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 16, 2013 Author Share Posted December 16, 2013 You think it's all that easy,oh so fast and breezy? Just a little bit of (this kind of) Rhymingand make up some (of my) impeccable Timing to make some kind of Parodyfor you to try and be Me? It takes years of Writing Skillto master this kind of bardic Quill It takes hours of rejected flopsbefore posting a reply that pops It takes inspiration you hope to findafter days of nothing in kind And it takes skin as thick as a Pikeafter not one gives it a Like remember this when you typeon the forums or on Skype How you're the top artist and still climbingbecause you can do simple Rhyming Relax, this post is all in Funfor another work just now...done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I'm confused. Do we make parodies, or just you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 We need more Christmas parodies. Otherwise it will be a tragedy.Truthseeker, you must go, and make the forum's heart glow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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