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What the heck am I even doing? That's remarkably stupid even for me. Oh, wait, I'm just running out of Sta.sh space. Luckily only visual arts are taken for streams, so this little abomination isn't going anywhere. * * * "Krampus, Pal, Is Coming to Camp" You'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better not pout I'm telling you why: Krampus, pal, is coming to camp Krampus, pal, is coming to camp Krampus, pal, is coming to camp He's making a list And checking it twice; He'll easily find out who's murd'rous or nice Krampus, pal, is coming to camp Krampus, pal, is coming to camp Krampus, pal, is coming to camp He knows who killed the pengulls And ate all dragonpie, You should be going steady, pals And here's the reason why: He'll steal every tool, he'll smash every chest For every smallbird you ate as a jest Krampus, pal, is coming to camp Krampus, pal, is coming to camp Krampus, pal, is coming to camp He's seen you smother Glommer And subject it to hounds; With every butter muffin, Your naughtiness abounds You'd better watch out, You'd better not cry, You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why: Krampus, pal, is coming to camp Krampus, pal, is coming to camp Krampus, pal, is coming to camp (Coming to camp) Krampus is busy man, he has no time to play: He's got eleven HP bars to nuke on Deerclops Day (Krampus, pal, is coming to camp) (Coming to camp) (Krampus, pal, is coming to camp) (Coming to camp)

Because of my numerous parody posts on this throughout my many many replies (wow, over 26 pages' worth of threads I've replied in at the time of this OP mid-December, 2013,) and requests for the, "Can you tell me where you posted that [requested parody link thing] again," I've decided to make a place-a repository if you will-for my work. Whether you consider it funny (Please? *sniff*) or not I'll leave that up to you. What I can't promise is this is a place where you can request things and I'll do them. Muses (even parody ones-when they aren't all with Weird Al Yankovic-)are a fickle thing, and an idea may or may not inspire something (or something IMHO worth posting.) My parodies often come from something inspired by a simple word, phrase or song idea/pun I used in posting a reply and not a linear "what if" idea. So you can ask, but I can't promise it will bear fruit (even with lots of fertilizer.) So, here is the (recovered) collection of parodies (mostly DS at the time of this OP, and "Chester Day" may or may not be accurate in timeline placement) in chronological order. (Note: Some replies were just one or a couple of lines and/or weren't IMHO that funny once the original post was replied to. I have let them stay buried in obscurity. if you really wish them, find them, link them, request them, and I'll add them, but they won't be historically posted in order of creation of course. ) May the Higher Power you follow help us all.... And to celebrate the occasion of this new thread, I even have created a new one (at the time of this OP) regarding the overpopulating vermin of the surface should they follow you from the caves loyal friend who only asks for minerals and safety: the Rock Lobsters! Who knew something already created as parody tribute to the B52's song would have been my toughest one yet? (Those dang sounds were impossible to put in parody context I tell ya!)

It's Christmas time!!! WOOOO!!!! 'Tis the season to be jolly!! So talk about holiday stuff in this thread!! Are you going somewhere? Are you expecting something? Do you celebrate Christmas? HOLIDAY SHTUFFZ!!!!