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Building a huge base full of rabbit hutches, raising an army of rabbits so strong that they destroy the invading

hounds before they can even breach the wall. It was great, but it all came to an end. The last thing I remember

is picking up a batilisk wing, someone screaming "MEAT!", a sharp pain, and then this amazing feeling of freedom

as I floated slowly upwards while staring down into my own face. My beautiful face was so sexy that I shed a tear.

catching butterflies, accidentally catching a bee near a hive, killer bees swarm me and i die most horribly. dammit.

 

 

also, i concur on the pengulls breaking into your base. they just move in for the winter.  "Honey, we've got house guests!"

Fire hound attacked my camp but it aggro some bees from my bee box. It results that Fire Hound died then propagate his fire to my plantations (forest, grass, sapling, berrybush) that was closed. Everything burnt.

 

Now, I make the bee box far from my camp. ^^

I've still got to see this with my own eyes. HOW DOES ONE GET RAINING FROGS? Does it not happen in sandbox mode or something?

its an adventure mode thing happened to me once.... someone told me the night was dark and full of terrors, but nothing about the damn homicidal frogs arrgh!...

 

EDIT; the frog rain is the most unmanageable event for me, it will cause mayhem, havoc and often lead to an untimely demise so i guess thats mine aswell even though crying isn't my reaction, mine is more cursing the frogs

This one happened a couple of minutes ago. I made 10 Football Helmets and equipped them to all my 10 piggies with the hope I'll make my first successful expedition to the ruins. Of course, I didn't pay any attention to the moon cycle the other days, so this is what happened the moment I entered the caves:

 

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I'm so sad right now, I rage quited in an instant and I can't find the urge to start the game very soon. :(

This one happened a couple of minutes ago. I made 10 Football Helmets and equipped them to all my 10 piggies with the hope I'll make my first successful expedition to the ruins. Of course, I didn't pay any attention to the moon cycle the other days, so this is what happened the moment I entered the caves:

 

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I'm so sad right now, I rage quited in an instant and I can't find the urge to start the game to soon. :(

Ugh, those werepigs. I tend to play vanilla but I don't think I'd feel terribly bad about using a mod that disables werepigs.

Finding an awesome spot for a base at an area right between two fairly close pig villages, only to later find out that the only source of rocks witihn a day's trip is a very small rockyland biome through a wormhole and past a huge field full of killer bee hives.

i cry every time i die!!!  always so much hard work gone forever

 

wahy cant we save our games>?

 

i wish and i know wont make it happen hahaha

 

:lemo::kiwi::joyous::kiwi::love-struck::love_heart:

Don't Starve is a "Roguelike" game which means when you die (and have no resurrect options left,) your save goes with it too. Another name is Perma-death. It's literally the rules of the genre. You know this is why it won't happen. 

 

I want to give basic tips, but want you to learn the game too

 

(and I failed my "just resist this idea check," so I'll Spoiler it and read at your own risk :razz:)

 

Or to continue the Mordakei and Rigby style rap-beat I was doing before:

 

The name is Don't Starve

Where you gotta carve

out a base-life with an Axe,

A Pick, and some Snacks:

Like berries, carrots, and some seeds,

kill some creatures for your Meat needs!

 

 

The Science Machine is where you Start,

to craft from resources you Chop and Pick apart!

Keep refining and you can Craft Alchemy

(in Machine form; Magic comes later, a new Tree.) 

 

Make a Crock Pot and your foods come out Hot 

eat in time, before it goes to rot!

(Maybe for more time, you can Craft a cold box.

using: Gold, Planks and Gears; and absolutely no rocks!)

This is a safe place to Cook your Monster Meat!

or Cook it for your Birdcaged friend for an Egg Treat!

But it will hurt you to just Nom that Monster Meat!

 

Too much Meat Spoiling; feel like Cryin'?

Make those Drying racks, and get the Spoiled meat Dryin'!

When it's done, it will come out New,

as jerky:

Large,

Small,

Monster too...

or feed it to that caged Bird, for an Egg that's Brand New! 

 

 

But be ready to defend from the Mighty Hounds,

The Spider Queen, and Deerclops,as they Stomp their Hunting Grounds! 

 

 

Maxwell that Demon, messes with the Flow,

but you're trapped there and have no where else to go!

But maybe a Doorway can change the type of Show!

 

(Again, this is where you all yell out

)

 

 

 

(Let me know where that regular Show-Aholic support group is all :razz:)

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