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The "Don't Starve Logic" Compendium/Compilation

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emerphish    242

There is the tech to make clockwork people that shoot condensed light, but you can't even make a bow out of silk and twigs. Powdercakes take over 28 years to spoil left on the ground in the rain. The horn gets bigger when you use it for a houndius shootius. Said turret requires no nightmare fuel, the only magical substance in the game, to make a giant deer's eye shoot lasers.

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emerphish    242

There is the tech to make clockwork people that shoot condensed light, but you can't even make a bow out of silk and twigs. Powdercakes take over 28 years to spoil left on the ground in the rain. The horn gets bigger when you use it for a houndius shootius. Said turret requires no nightmare fuel, the only magical substance in the game, to make a giant deer's eye shoot lasers.

Plus a robot can feel emotions, and loves bees despite hating everything else. A fuzzy rhino dies to like 20 bees. Wolfgang grows and shrinks about a foot depending on how much he eats. Said strongman digests food faster while larger.

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toasterman3000    228

You can eat an entire turkey dinner in a matter of seconds.

Bees and killer bees will not attack you while they are in your pockets.

You preform just as well at 1 health as you do at 200 health.

Merms are made of frog legs and live fish.

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emerphish    242

An entire pig civilization lives off of seeds dropped by birds. The fuzzy rhino doesn't need to eat. Every mob of it's species preforms the same.

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Destros09    1175

162- I just ate 100 overly caloric powder cakes, I'm just as hungry

163- a cat raccoon just puked this up, I can eat it with no negative effects 

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Master Jand    1538
48 minutes ago, Destros09 said:

162- I just ate 100 overly caloric powder cakes, I'm just as hungry

163- a cat raccoon just puked this up, I can eat it with no negative effects 

1) The Powdercake is made with Splenda(TM)

 

164- How can this fishsticks, a horrible, deep-fried, breaded food, somehow make you healthier?

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Master Jand    1538
13 minutes ago, Destros09 said:

167-when you take all the twigs off a sapling you throw out all but one

Some people wish the saplings to grow back.

168- Saplings (the ones you get twigs from) never actually grow into trees.

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