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11 hours ago, Mobbstar said:

What- ? This jest of yours has absolutely no *yawn* effect on.. me... zZzZzZ

*subconsiously drinks some milk*

Works every time.

*Skeletonious escorts the giant glass to the nearby volcano.*

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3 hours ago, Destros09 said:

Destros09 secretly follows him and smudges glass

*Skeletonious knows your following him he can tell from the smudged glass all around. He just can't see you.*

Eh? What's with my neighbors windows being smudged?

*At least two of the neighbors are average families.*

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6 hours ago, DatShadowJK said:

Ok then.

You are now my mortal enemy

Just kidding..

Or was I?

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*Throws a puppy dog at Skeletonious

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE YOU ARE NOW MY NEW MAID!

 

2 hours ago, Mobbstar said:

*the puppy dog makes cute but loud noise*

Wh- what? Oh! Doggooooooo!

*jumps out of glass*

*pets doggo while it is stll on Skeletonious*

*The dog go growls. Due to being in proximity of Skeletonious it is evil now.*

DOGGO SICK EM!

*The doggo jumps off Skeletonious then flops on the ground. It's no longer evil.

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1 hour ago, ~Matt said:

/arrives at lair door/

"Um... Hey! Anyone there?! Is this where I apply to be evil?!"

*There is a sign on the door it says "Out eviling comeback when the scheme is done." It also says "and if this is the maid just sit on the ground and wait for a trapdoor to open."

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Destros09 sees the door is locked and someone else is waiting outside so he decided to let them in, he broke the window and smudged it like it made it okay and starts to look around to see if skeletonius left his wallet lying around after he opened the door for whoever was outside

Spoiler

Out of character here but maybe @DimWhat should follow his own thread

 

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1 hour ago, Destros09 said:

Destros09 sees the door is locked and someone else is waiting outside so he decided to let them in, he broke the window and smudged it like it made it okay and starts to look around to see if skeletonius left his wallet lying around after he opened the door for whoever was outside

*The alarm goes of. The police are on their way. You might need to cheese it because it will be the fuzz.

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7 hours ago, DatShadowJK said:

'Elevator Music Plays while Shadow Cleans the house' 'And Plots Schemes'

 

*That is the alarm.*

 

9 hours ago, Destros09 said:

 destros09 grabs the wallet unfreinds everyone on skeletonius facebook page and jumps out another window and smudges the broken glass

*It was the same window you smudged when you found Skeletonious' lair.*

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On 3/2/2017 at 6:15 PM, ~Matt said:

/looks confused as all heck/

I wonder what would happen if I just sat.

/sits on the ground/

"This is fine."

*A trapdoor opens underneath you. It somehow leads in front of the door you were waiting behind. There is broken glass, @DatShadowJK cleaning, and elevator music playing.*

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On 3/2/2017 at 7:29 PM, ImDaMisterL said:

*uses the money to order pizza*

*You order the pizza just in time for Skeletonious to walk in. He is dripping with milk.*

THWARTED AGAIN!

* @Destros09 you have a feeling smudging glass had something to do with it.*

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On 3/2/2017 at 11:23 PM, DatShadowJK said:

'replaces doorbell sound with mlg horns to annoy people'

*You are the best maid.*

Good my doorbell needed replaced.

*There is now a puddle of milk.*

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17 minutes ago, Destros09 said:

@Donke60 @Silvercide @Mobbstar @Neosaurus

Someone else thwart him (this thread is fun and if I am the only one to keep it active it will just get bland) I just did a page of replies and we need variety 

Knock knock

 

 

*The door bursts open and shatters into a million pieces*

*once the debree clears you see @Silvercide with a giant, white painted mech with an apron that says

"Kiss the cook :love_heart:"*

*cookies begin to fire at the speed of bullets from the right arm into @DimWhat's throne causing it to collapse and him to fall over next to @DatShadowJK who is picking up the billions of crumbs*

*the left hand turns into one giant steel plated chocolate chip cookie which works as a saw*

*the saw cuts into the sharpit but the cookie is then bit by @ImDaMisterL causing it to stop spinning but is soon flinged off"

*Using the power of the double dark matter chocolate cookie, @Silvercide starts glowing and teleports out of the room with an explosion leaving a giant crater that says...*

"WOULD YOU LIKE

SOME COOKIES?" 

It was a pastrycide that day

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