Pyromailmann

"Well, if 'e's gonna sleep, we should totally just leave him because an unknown area with which we have little to not known knowlege about where there's most likely no protection." Pyro looked at the others, they probably weren't fine with the sarcastic comment. "I'll just... drag 'em.. I guess." And with some grunting and sounds that sounded like cracking between joints that had been idle, Pyro had picked up a very heavy dragon. "Man, who knew something that weighs tons could be heavy, am I right?"

Pyro pays attention to the conversation surprisingly. "Well, we can't head back, obviously, so let's go to the mountain." (Pyro also forgets if there's a bridge or not.)

Pyro silently looked behind and saw that the others were right, there wasn't a door. "Well, that's comforting to know, how're we supposed to get back now?"

"Man this cave is big!" Pyro exclaimed as he continued to follow Ysuleah for what felt like months.

Please stop summoning me because of my title. I know it's not a standard member title but still it doesn't mean "mention me because title". I may get back into DST eventually though Idk, just to stay on topic, can't wait to be completley clueless in a game again.

Pyro stops hitting a rock, it looked like a crystal. It was glowing. "Oh good, I thought our adventure was just hanging out in the cave." Pyro followed Ysuleah out of the cave,

Pyro looked around and saw nobody was really doing anything in the cave. Ysuleah and YKS were just standing around, looking up, down, and around, not really doing much. "Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to hit the floor with my hatchet, since we literally aren't doing anything." And so, Pyro hit the rocky ground with the hatchet. (COUGH COUGH REMEMBER WHEN THIS EXISTED? COUGH COUGH)

Pyro looked around at the cave, reminding him of older places. "H-huh, this cave feels familiar to me, a lot of caves do, though. H-Hopefully n-nothing comes out and attacks us, especially giant chameleons, trust me, I've seen some monsters that could probably level a couple buildings."

Pyro had fallen down and his mask fell off temporarily sowing a disgruntled look around a mouth before Pyro pulled out a screwdriver and resrewed the mask back on, "Oh wow a dark cave, this place is totally a good idea, y'know, it's like nothing bad ever happens in caves." Pyro sarcastically remarked a little bit before he finished screwing on the mask. "Oh hey look, other people exist." Pyro then proceeded to help Skelletoast up slowly and carefully, because toast is so fragile that touching them could be fatal. Pyro then gazed at the purple dragon with a horn. "Hello again, uh...." Pyro paused because he didn't know whether to use Mr., Ms. or Mrs. so he didn't continue that sentence.

Pyro falls in because a gust of wind pushed him (you could say it felt like hands but nah), he then begins to fall in only to be stopped by a loading screen. He awaits until further comprehension on what is on the other side is told to him, through text. (Breaking the 4th wall is fun) (COUGH COUGH MEZZTAL PLS TELL ME WHAT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS DOOR THANK)

"Right, if we're just gonna sit around and look at stuff, I'm going to look for doors." Pyro get of the couch and walks into the hallway, same hallway Ysuleah walked down, he looked at a door cracked open and said "I know that people went through here and I will not go though there." So he went to the door right across the hall from it and kicked it open. ... No, really, he just lifted a foot and used as much force as he felt was necessary to open the door with his feet.

Pyro was sitting on the couch and had finished tripping, he didn't like drugs but didn't hate them. Then he looked around, wondering where Chris and Paxton went. He felt like he heard something, not sure what it was, so he made it as obscure as he could, not knowing what would come. "Something wicked, this way comes." (for those who don't get the reference, here's a song to pile-on my "obscure game nobody here probably plays" list )

"Well, may as well just sit down since I don't really want to do anything. I think I just showed up because I could." Pyro heads into the kitchen for some food, he finds a brownie in the fridge. It's fine to eat, but he takes a bite while sitting on the couch in the living room. He finishes the brownie and isn't moving. He then blurts out. "Who made this brownie." Inside Pyro's head, this plays: The hatchet normally on Pyro's back (usually in a backpack or something) is now in his hands and he's waving around while singing along to the lyrics.

Pyro awoke realizing what happened. He was both surprised and unsurprised at the same time. "Well, I didn't like being Mr.Bones that much but I didn't expect it to happen while we were sleeping, I thought it'd be a hidden message game, well, whatever."

Pyro just sat there, blankly at this molment. He wrote a note addressed to Zeklo.