Wave after Wave

[wxps350]

Gyx started flipping through the book. "Nrgh, rf wrgh grng tr prgr thrs rvrl frrm wrffrbr, wyll nrd tr frst hrld hrm drn..." He pulled some iron nails out of his storage sack.

[GuyNamedChris]

(I-is Gyx excorcising Wiffleball?)

[Battal]

("THE POWER OF BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP COMPELS YOU!  THE POWER OF BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP COMPELS YOU!!!")

[wxps350]

Gyx held out the four nails to everyone. "Prn thrs rn hrs rmhs rnd lrgs..."

[YouKnowWho]

Noctimus finally caught his eye on the book Gyx was holding. He hid behind Kate and started shivering and whining. He was obviously scared of it for some reason.

Edited April 2, 2016 by Youknowwho

[WaddleDee]

Wiffleball returned from his little expedition, blissfully unaware of what Gyx was planning for him.

[MenaAthena]

53 minutes ago, Youknowwho said:

He was obviously scared of it for some reason.

(CONTRADICTION. CONTRADICTION. CONTRADICTION.)

[wxps350]

Gyx pointed at Wiffleball. "Yrgh. Ly Drn..." He pointed at the ground.

[Battal]

(I think he means the fact that he's scared is obvious, but the reason why is unknown.)

[YouKnowWho]

(I fixed it.)

[WaddleDee]

Wiffleball tilted his head to the side, marveling at the oddity of Gyx's request. It was pretty strange, and he sounded kinda forceful, but... He cast a sad glance over at Kade, one of the many people he'd disappointed today. He wasn't going to upset Gyx, too! Filled with resolve, he lay down obediently in front of the fishperson.

Edited April 2, 2016 by WaddleDee

[GuyNamedChris]

(ITS A TRAP)

[wxps350]

"Grd..." Gyx twisted the nails over Wiffleball's hands and feet, securing him into the ground. "Thrs rs rnly tr sbdgh hrm fr thgh rtghyl."

[Battal]

(WX...could you just drop the language barrier while we're supposed to be understanding you?  It's a pain going through your replies trying to figure out wtf you're saying.)

[MenaAthena]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Kate shouted as the fishperson stuck nails into her friend. She got up and shoved him away from the plush, standing protectively between the two.

[wxps350]

(But... that's Gyx's thing, nobody's supposed to understand him too well. Or, what we could do, is we could have ONE person that can understand him through whatever reason. Then I'll PM that guy whatever it is Gyx says before he says it.)

Gyx lowered the book, and placed his hands on his hips. "Yrng Lrdr, Rf yrgh Wrnt mr trgh hrlp hrm, thghn lrt mr wrk."

Edited April 2, 2016 by wxps350

[Battal]

(Not into, over.  I think WX means Gyx stuck the nails into the ground, then bent them to form a sort of arch over his hands.)
 

(Or something.)

Edited April 2, 2016 by Lord_Battal

[WaddleDee]

3 minutes ago, wxps350 said:

"This is only to secure him for the ritual."

1 minute ago, wxps350 said:

"Young lady, if you want me to help him, then let me work."

(Translations provided for those not versed in gurglespeak.)

Wiffleball began thrashing against the nails, panic quickly setting in.

[wxps350]

Gyx leaned past Kate, and lowered his hand at Wiffleball. "Crlm drn!"

[YouKnowWho]

Noctimus started to growl at Gyx.

[WaddleDee]

Wiffleball suppressed his panic as best he could. He wouldn't disappoint him, wouldn't disappoint him oh god he was so sorry

[Battal]

(Noctimusplode?)

Meritursas stares blankly as all the loot sinks into the depths.  "Was that intentional?"

[WaddleDee]

1 minute ago, Lord_Battal said:

Meritursas stares blankly as all the loot sinks into the depths.  "Was that intentional?"

(geeeeeeeetttt pranked onnnn!!!

Though seriously, that was an April Fool's Day joke.)

[GuyNamedChris]

"Nope, that wasn't canon. But this is!"

(Before you ask, yes I hated that crossover. But the joke had to be done.)

Edited April 2, 2016 by Chris1488

[wxps350]

Gyx lightly pushed Kate asside, and looked down at Wiffleball. He flashed a sacrificial dagger. "Nrgh, wr nrd tr prghvrd ygh rghpynrghn trgh rlrgh hrs drknrs tr lyyv."

Edited April 2, 2016 by wxps350