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watermelen671    11,446
3 hours ago, DatShadowJK said:

Ban watermelon for being jolly (don’t stop)

Ban DatShadow for not wanting me to stop being jolly. I do what I want. >.>

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watermelen671    11,446
1 hour ago, Xedlord said:

Ban Shadow list for being clumsy!

Ban Xedlord for not summoning me, and as such causing Shadow to become clumsy.

Also because I need help. I've been playing inFAMOUS 2 for 3 days straight.

My eyes are starting to bleed... :wilson_cry: (<-- but with red tears, cuz ma eyes are bleedin)

On 12/27/2017 at 4:17 AM, DatShadowJK said:

Ban watermelen for misreading. IT SAID DON’T STOP

On 12/26/2017 at 9:35 AM, watermelen671 said:

Ban DatShadow for not wanting me to stop being jolly. I do what I want. >.>

Also ban @DatShadowJK because you're the one who's misreading it. :3

"not wanting me to stop being jolly"

You don't want me to stop being jolly, as you said. Ergo you misread it.

Image result for mic drop gif

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Xedlord    1,138
3 hours ago, ShadowDuelist said:

Ban watermelen so he finally takes a break from infamous 2 before his eyes dry completely and fall like prunes.

Ban Shadow because you should have said shriveled coals...

3 hours ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban Xedlord for not summoning me, and as such causing Shadow to become clumsy.

Also because I need help. I've been playing inFAMOUS 2 for 3 days straight.

My eyes are starting to bleed... :wilson_cry: (<-- but with red tears, cuz ma eyes are bleedin)

Also ban @DatShadowJK because you're the one who's misreading it. :3

"not wanting me to stop being jolly"

You don't want me to stop being jolly, as you said. Ergo you misread it.

Image result for mic drop gif<--You don't deserve this!

I can't tell if you're stupid, dyslexic, or a troll...

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watermelen671    11,446
6 hours ago, Xedlord said:

Ban Shadow because you should have said shriveled coals...

I can't tell if you're stupid, dyslexic, or a troll...

Ban Xedlord for CLEARLY not calling out DatShadow for using the wrong pronoun. And for being incorrect. DatShadow was more correct in their analogy than you. (albeit redundant... :3) 

Prunes are dehydrated plums, and as such are shriveled. (therefore the redundancy in calling it a shriveled prune)

Whereas coal isn't shriveled. Coal is compressed organic material that takes years to form in highly pressurized, low oxygenated environments.

(which is fascinating because of bog bodies)

Spoiler

BTW, bog bodies are...well bodies of dead people that were left in a bog.

The cool thing is that certain bogs, most often peat bogs, have certain acids which, in tandem with cold temperatures and low oxygen, serve to preserve the cadavers (sometimes perfectly). Given enough time/exposure, the cadaver will (essentially) be compressed enough to become coal. 

TL;DR/Translation:

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                             prunes-625_625x350_71462874706.jpg

VS.

                              85150d9284f770e3cd84c61d74ddf807?width=1024

One has wrinkles, the other does not. :3

 

Edited by watermelen671

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ShadowDuelist    3,313

Ban watermelen because I never said "shriveled", just prunes, happy little bleedy eyeprunes.

Now dont go back to infamous.

Don't...

DON'T DO IT, IT HAS THE HIGH GROUND.

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watermelen671    11,446
3 minutes ago, ShadowDuelist said:

Ban watermelen because I never said "shriveled", just prunes, happy little bleedy eyeprunes.

Now dont go back to infamous.

Don't...

DON'T DO IT, IT HAS THE HIGH GROUND.

Ban ShadowDuelist because I accidentally called you DatShadow. :3

And because I may or may not be playing inFAMOUS as we type speak.

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Xedlord    1,138
6 hours ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban Xedlord for CLEARLY not calling out DatShadow for using the wrong pronoun.

Ban watermelen because I was going to but forgot while writing the other things.

Also... that thing about eyes turning into shriveled coals... HOW DO YOU NOT GET THE REFERENCES!? (Actually, this is going to be a lot less fun once you do get it...)

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watermelen671    11,446
12 minutes ago, ShadowDuelist said:

Ban DatShadow because he wants to and said so, and also because @watermelen671 confuses him with me! :shock:

Ban ShadowDuelist because I just ranted about my latest play session to the poor people on the ONI discord. :wilson_ecstatic:

Spoiler

In the off-topic, of course. :3

 

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Xedlord    1,138
On 12/29/2017 at 2:01 PM, DatShadowJK said:

Ban xlord..

jus-just ban everyone.. including me

Ban DatShadowJK Because "All bans" take month to recharge! And we only have room for 3! And watermelen used the other one, so we only have 1 left!

Uhh... Ban Melen for... *looks at post* ranting(?)

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watermelen671    11,446
10 hours ago, Xedlord said:

Ban DatShadowJK Because all bans take month to recharge! And we only have room for 3! And watermelen used the other one, so we only have 1 left!

Uhh... Ban Melen for... *looks at post* ranting(?)

Ban Xedlord for being unsure of their response. THIS ISN'T A CLASSROOM DAMMIT!!

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Xedlord    1,138
8 hours ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban Xedlord for being unsure of their response. THIS ISN'T A CLASSROOM DAMMIT!!

Ban Watermelen because my hands are freezing off.

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watermelen671    11,446
Just now, Xedlord said:

Ban Watermelen because my hands are freezing off.

Ban Xedlord for not taking the steps to warm your hands back on. 

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Xedlord    1,138

Ban Watermelen for revealing their hair color! To (kinda) quote DatShadowJK "YOU DON'T WANT A SQUID KNOWING WHO YOU ARE!!" One day... I will track you down! Years from now, I will come knocking on your door!!! Then awkwardly say hello, and leave... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Hey! shut your face you creepy door! no one wants to here your cricks and crackles!!

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watermelen671    11,446
Just now, Xedlord said:

Ban Watermelen for revealing their hair color! To (kinda) quote DatShadowJK "YOU DON'T WANT A SQUID KNOWING WHO YOU ARE!!" One day... I will track you down! Years from now, I will come knocking on your door!!! Then awkwardly say hello, and leave... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Hey! shut your face you creepy door! no one wants to here your cricks and crackles!!

Ban Xedlord because hair color's nothing. Hair color can be changed, dyed, cut and wigs. Showing your face however, that's something else entirely. 

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Xedlord    1,138
23 minutes ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban Xedlord because hair color's nothing. Hair color can be changed, dyed, cut and wigs. Showing your face however, that's something else entirely. 

Ban Watermelen because you're going to need plastic surgery!

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watermelen671    11,446
2 hours ago, Xedlord said:

Ban Watermelen because you're going to need plastic surgery!

Ban Xedlord because no I won't. You approach my property, and you're risking getting sniped at my sole discretion. >.>

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