Johnny5isAlive Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 We've all been at the very least somewhat enjoying out fuzzy little ball of wood since he leapt into are arms not too long ago. And many of us have found issues with him, was his fur not fuzzy enough? Were his teeth too dull? Was his tail not flappy enough?! But you see all these "issues" pale in comparison to the greatest issue that has ever been faced in the history of Don't Starve Together! WOODIE CANNOT EXAMINE CORPSES!!! Settle down everyone for I have the solution to this tragedy! A topic in which we discuss what a a proud lumberkjack such as Woodie WOULD say about a fallen ally. Would he mourn them? Mock them? Describe their remains as enticing?! We need these magic words and we need them now! And I for one am stumped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absimiliard Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Heh, interesting. Is that true only in beaver-form or is it true when he's human as well? (I have to say, I really like the flint-independance of Woody, he might be my new favorite character for DST.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphKastro Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 wait, as Beaver or Lumberjack. Because if he can't as Canadian Human form, then that's gotta be fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny5isAlive Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 Is that true only in beaver-form or is it true when he's human as well? Both. He just uses a stock examination for skeletons and doesn't identify the corpse or it's killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahlsen Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 As a Canadian he could say "I feel sorry for (player's name), he/she should have been more careful with (cause of death)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivdun Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Doesn't matter what he will say, it must end up with "Eh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Letter W Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 "<name> was really given'er with that <cause of death>, eh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 13, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 13, 2015 {MALE = "% Took a really heavy blow, eh? At least now we know we must be careful around %s",FEMALE = "%s died, eh! Next time, I'll protect her from %s",ROBOT = "%s is long gone. That's why we should never mess with %s, eh!",}, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XirmiX Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 We've all been at the very least somewhat enjoying out fuzzy little ball of wood since he leapt into are arms not too long ago. And many of us have found issues with him, was his fur not fuzzy enough? Were his teeth too dull? Was his tail not flappy enough?! But you see all these "issues" pale in comparison to the greatest issue that has ever been faced in the history of Don't Starve Together! WOODIE CANNOT EXAMINE CORPSES!!! Settle down everyone for I have the solution to this tragedy! A topic in which we discuss what a a proud lumberkjack such as Woodie WOULD say about a fallen ally. Would he mourn them? Mock them? Describe their remains as enticing?! We need these magic words and we need them now! And I for one am stumped! Also, you suck at poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny5isAlive Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 you suck at poetry. Wow so rude dude... You don't get any of my 4th birthday cake. *re-reads* wait a second.. none of that was intended to be poetry! Therefore I am amazing without even trying! Glory to be to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainFun Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Would he mourn them? Mock them? Describe their remains as enticing?! I would suggest he mourn them, if only because that would create the opportunity for a "mourning Woodie" joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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