KidneyBeanBoy Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Did it say WHEN I leave anywhere? no!Throwing rocks at toddlers.It's for charity.Boiling pretty much every lethal chemical in existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcha Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Hey, shut up. See? this is why I left. People here hate me, and I can feel that radiating off the forumsPeople dont hate you, I think, ever heard of sarcasm? Or irony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symage Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 It's for charity.Boiling pretty much every lethal chemical in existence.Just doing my chemistry homework!Throwing Leeches and scorpions at random people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber01236 Posted July 16, 2014 Author Share Posted July 16, 2014 Just doing my chemistry homework!Throwing Leeches and scorpions at random peopleI'm just helping them overcome their fears of Leeches and Scorpions. Gluing random pets together while in a pet shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I'm just helping them overcome their fears of Leeches and Scorpions. Gluing random pets together while in a pet shopPreparing the pets just in case a pair of conjoint twins want to buy some. Throwing bananas at people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Preparing the pets just in case a pair of conjoint twins want to buy some. Throwing bananas at people. They're actually a pack of highly trained monkeys. Melting the South Pole, resulting in massive flooding which drowns millions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symage Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 They're actually a pack of highly trained monkeys. Melting the South Pole, resulting in massive flooding which drowns millions. I did it for the thirsty people in Africa Liking Matrix Revolutions Robbing a Police Station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurisar36 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I did it for the thirsty people in Africa Liking Matrix Revolutions Robbing a Police StationThe bank was full and you took the money to an empty bank roomFishing in a river ( there was warning sign: YOU CAN'T FISHING HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Fishing in a river ( there was warning sign: YOU CAN'T FISHING HERE! The sign was spelled wrong, so I ignored it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber01236 Posted July 16, 2014 Author Share Posted July 16, 2014 The sign was spelled wrong, so I ignored it.*no crime here to i'll make one* Eating babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symage Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 *no crime here to i'll make one* Eating babies"It's Marzipan!" Walk into a bank with sunglasses and a shotgun and tell people that you're all outta bubblegum and then shoot some of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber01236 Posted July 16, 2014 Author Share Posted July 16, 2014 "It's Marzipan!" Walk into a bank with sunglasses and a shotgun and tell people that you're all outta bubblegum and then shoot some of themThe shotgun shoots confetti Stealing all of the food in the world and keeping it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malan-Tai Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 The shotgun shoots confetti Stealing all of the food in the world and keeping it"I keep it in case there's a famine." Killing pandas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minik435 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 "I keep it in case there's a famine." Killing pandas.(I'm joining this.)They were coloured other bears.Liking Joffrey from GoT.Stealing things from other guy's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snob Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Stealing things from other guy's house."I have social anxiety, so the only way to show my respect for him is to steal from him!" Selling your children to continue gaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 "I have social anxiety, so the only way to show my respect for him is to steal from him!" Selling your children to continue gaming.I knew they would be taken away if I did this to a better parent, and now I can focus on only gaming! Nuking China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I knew they would be taken away if I did this to a better parent, and now I can focus on only gaming! Nuking ChinaIt's microwaveable, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I knew they would be taken away if I did this to a better parent, and now I can focus on only gaming! Nuking ChinaI was trying to kill the Batter. Now, if you excuse me, I have to purify you all. Selling masks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I was trying to kill the Batter. Now, if you excuse me, I have to purify you all. Selling masksI'm offering a great discount for Halloween a few months early...nothing to do with those Ant-World bank Anarchist bombings officer! Necrophilia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanBlue Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I'm offering a great discount for Halloween a few months early...nothing to do with those Ant-World bank Anarchist bombings officer! NecrophiliaShe was alive when i started! ...oh...damn it. Forcing milions of grandmas to bake cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malan-Tai Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 She was alive when i started! ...oh...damn it. Forcing milions of grandmas to bake cookiesIt's for the hungry in Africa ! Zoophilia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrimbles Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 It's for the hungry in Africa ! Zoophilia. Okay, that one technically isnt a crime. Justification, you are an animal yourself? I am a beaver, after all. I have rights. Murdering JoeW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Okay, that one technically isnt a crime. Justification, you are an animal yourself? I am a beaver, after all. I have rights. Murdering JoeW.He was Kevin in disguise. Breaking every window in sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 The windows were stuck-all of them- and I needed air! Public defecation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 The windows were stuck-all of them- and I needed air! Public defecation. Plague Inc. came to life. *cough*Forcing monsters to dance in randomly generated dungeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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