Subscriber01236 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 This a fun little (well, hopefully) forum game I saw on the Awesomenauts forums, thought it'd be a good idea to start it here as well. Plus there aren't that many other forum games i saw on these forums so I thought to give it a try The rules are simple - person A thinks of a crime, no matter how cruel or weird (ranging from genocide to playing on worldwide in TF2/BBT/Anything), and person B has to think of a justification for person's A crime (for "playing on worldwide in TF2/BBT/Anything", it would be "lack of players in stricter matchmaking settings" - silly example of a "crime", I know) and thinks of another crime for person C to justify. And so on and so forth...Please refrain from talking about truly inappropriate things though, nobody likes going over the line :cI'll get the ball rolling.Setting your neighbors house on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "Someone had to kill that spider, they said...kill it with fire, they said..." Sell drugs to little girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber01236 Posted July 15, 2014 Author Share Posted July 15, 2014 They were fake drugs. Went on a mass sheep genocide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symage Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "Officer, have you never watched Black Sheep?! Don't ya know what happens when sheeps get rabies? I had to kill them or else they would attack everybody on sight! They were dangerous!" Killed a famous book author with a buzzsaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "He made all of my favourite characters of his books die, so I thought: <Maybe he likes death!>. I wanted to thank him for writing A Song Of Ice And Fireall the awesome books and so I made him meet death. He was so happy!" Cooking Meth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhelsarusBeel Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "Officer you need to understand i had to drive my pregnant wife to the hospital but didnt own a car so had i get one quick" Stole a car while armed with a gun (aka GTA styled cartheft) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanBlue Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "He made all of my favourite characters of his books die, so I thought: <Maybe he likes death!>. I wanted to thank him for writing A Song Of Ice And Fireall the awesome books and so I made him meet death. He was so happy!" Cooking Meth.'EVERYTHING THAT I'VE EVER DONE WAS FOR THIS FAMILY' Poisoning your grandmother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malan-Tai Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "Officer you need to understand i had to drive my pregnant wife to the hospital but didnt own a car so had i get one quick" Stole a car while armed with a gun (aka GTA styled cartheft)"Good sir, my wife called me, saying she was attacked. Ihad my gun but no car, so I took one fast." Ate all my chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malan-Tai Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 'EVERYTHING THAT I'VE EVER DONE WAS FOR THIS FAMILY' Poisoning your grandmother"She was suffering." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Ate all my chocolate. Poisoning your grandmother "I forgot where I put the rat poison, so I ate the chocolate by myself because I wanted to be hero and save my grandma. But the poisn was in her bottle of pills: oh, silly me! xD " Throw potatoes at cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber01236 Posted July 15, 2014 Author Share Posted July 15, 2014 The cops were hungry Breaking into someone's house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malan-Tai Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "I forgot where I put the rat poison, so I ate the chocolate by myself because I wanted to be hero and save my grandma. But the poisn was in her bottle of pills: oh, silly me! xD " Throw potatoes at cops."They need to eat ! Look at them, they're so skinny !" Replacing the evil number by small stars. EDIT : ninja'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orian34 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "Ya don't need to know what's that!" Take a knife, cut the throat of a carrot and make her cry!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "Carrots do no have throats."Burn a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 The cops were hungryBreaking into someone's house"There was a fly stuck inside the house, i did the most human thing and went inside to open the window, officer"Punching a baby.Take a knife, cut the throat of a carrot and make her cry!!!HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A HORRIBLE CRIME!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "There was a fly stuck inside the house, i did the most human thing and went inside to open the window, officer"Punching a baby.HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A HORRIBLE CRIME!?The baby had murderous attempts, so I had to defend myself! Killing Poopy Joe. (Mann Co. Monkey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 @Mack18853 I'm waiting now for another "I'm leaving" thread.You made me waste tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snob Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 @Mack18853 I'm waiting now for another "I'm leaving" thread.You made me waste tears.Don't worry, your tears are not in vain. While you weren't looking, I drank your remaining tears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Don't worry, your tears are not in vain. While you weren't looking, I drank your remaining tears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malan-Tai Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 The baby had murderous attempts, so I had to defend myself! Killing Poopy Joe. (Mann Co. Monkey)"He stole my banana !" Saying you leave when it's not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanBlue Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 "He stole my banana !" Saying you leave when it's not true.Did it say WHEN I leave anywhere? no! Throwing rocks at toddlers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Did it say WHEN I leave anywhere? no! Throwing rocks at toddlers.Hey, shut up. See? this is why I left. People here hate me, and I can feel that radiating off the forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malan-Tai Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Hey, shut up. See? this is why I left. People here hate me, and I can feel that radiating off the forumsI don't hate you. At all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Symage Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Just like Batman's Back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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