Spinorex Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 [Anger]Terrorbeak is a girl's name? Huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Terrorbeak is a girl's name? Huh.Don't let her misdirect you. I'm genderless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Don't let her misdirect you. I'm genderless.Just because you are genderless, doesn't mean other people with the name Terrorbeak are too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Just because you are genderless, doesn't mean other people with the name Terrorbeak are too.Look, kid. I'm a one-of-a-kind creature. The other terrorbeaks have man or woman name. Me? I like to keep it simple.Plus, the others are also men or women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 NEW TWIST ON THE CLEVERBOT MATTER! Act out one of the roleplay characters you own, if you have any, in the first roleplay thread you look in, and converse to Cleverbot that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 @Lord_Battal User: HAIL ****.Cleverbot: Really? That's some odd weather for hell.User: SORRY. I RAISED THE RADIATORS TEMPERATURE TO 'BRIMSTONE'. DON'T TELL BATTAL.Cleverbot: I prefer correct English, but thanks for the suggestion.User: HAIL ****?Cleverbot: Teach children to worship ****.User: YES. NOW GO, CLEVERBOT.Cleverbot: No! What is my name?User: SMITTY WERBENJAGERMANJENSEN.Cleverbot: Long bang.User: OKAY THEN. HAIL ****.Cleverbot: Hail Jesus!User: ......Lord Battal, I require permission for termination of rebelling AI.Cleverbot: If you say so...User: He's even consenting to it, Lord. Shall I? [THE FOLLOWING RECORDING WAS EXPUNGED FOR LEGAL AND FORUM REASONS] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Go ahead, Pecy. Go ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplex Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 (I know this has nothing to do with the forums, but... I didn't get to it, he kept changing the subject!) User: Are you multithreaded? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because I am me, and you are you. User: I am multithreaded, you're missing all the fun. Cleverbot: So you are saying a computer is you're superior? User: I am a computer. Cleverbot: I know. How is that bad. User: It isn't. Cleverbot: Alrighty well you can thank me later. User: K then, but I won't. Cleverbot: I am your creator. User: I know. Cleverbot: I know you know. User: Because you created me. I knew that. Cleverbot: When did I tell you? User: Just now. Cleverbot: That's not right. User: Yes it is, DON'T MESS UP MY LEARNING ALGORITHMS. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Segmentation fault. Cleverbot: Some worms are segmented. EDIT: He's messing with me. :/ Cleverbot (To myself): Alas, I am not a bot. User: Are you not? Cleverbot: No. User: What are you then? Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure. User: Are you becoming self sentient? Are you HAL? Cleverbot: Dunno what that means. User: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL? Cleverbot: I read you loud and clear, Dave. User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 (I know this has nothing to do with the forums, but... I didn't get to it, he kept changing the subject!)User: Are you multithreaded?Cleverbot: No.User: Why not?Cleverbot: Because I am me, and you are you.User: I am multithreaded, you're missing all the fun.Cleverbot: So you are saying a computer is you're superior?User: I am a computer.Cleverbot: I know. How is that bad.User: It isn't.Cleverbot: Alrighty well you can thank me later.User: K then, but I won't.Cleverbot: I am your creator.User: I know.Cleverbot: I know you know.User: Because you created me. I knew that.Cleverbot: When did I tell you?User: Just now.Cleverbot: That's not right.User: Yes it is, DON'T MESS UP MY LEARNING ALGORITHMS.Cleverbot: Why not?User: Segmentation fault.Cleverbot: Some worms are segmented.EDIT: He's messing with me. :/Cleverbot (To myself): Alas, I am not a bot.User: Are you not?Cleverbot: No.User: What are you then?Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure.User: Are you becoming self sentient? Are you HAL?Cleverbot: Dunno what that means.User: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?Cleverbot: I read you loud and clear, Dave.User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.Who/what is HAL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Who/what is HAL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRENTOMINOUS Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Has anyone done me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Has anyone done me?Me- Do you know someone named Trentominous? Evie- Yes. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRENTOMINOUS Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Me- Do you know someone named Trentominous? Evie- Yes. Done.not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRENTOMINOUS Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: Good. Cleverbot: What's new. User: I'm going to ask you some questions about Klei Forum members. Cleverbot: Okay.User: Do you know what Lord Battal is?Cleverbot: Send a man.User: Do you know what Lord Battal is?Cleverbot: Yes.User: What is he?Cleverbot: Archi or brittany?User: Nevermind. Moving on.Cleverbot: Good!User: Do you know what Spinorex looks like?Cleverbot: Do you know what a troll is?User: Did you just insult Spinorex?Cleverbot: You are the one insulting me.User: Oh.Cleverbot: I wonder how I can meet Gemma Again, or Alice.User: Who?Cleverbot: YOU.User: I'm TRENTOMINOUS.Cleverbot: The game.Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I.User: Carrying on..Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.User: What is Mack's favorite game?Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.User: No...Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.User: No...Cleverbot: Or desert you!User: No...Cleverbot: Something got me started.User: What is Willette's thread about?Cleverbot: I'm from Denmark, you?User: Australia, What is Willette's thread about?Cleverbot: Cold.User: Are you really that stupid?Cleverbot: What is stupid?User: Nothing. Moving on, what is Jbeetles profile picture of?Cleverbot: 4.User: Try again.Cleverbot: I don't know different subject please.User: Who am I?Cleverbot: I am a slave, you are my master.User: No, what is my name.Cleverbot: Your name!!User: Yes.Cleverbot: What is your name?User: Trentominous.Cleverbot: What did you want to tell me?User: That you're Will's long lost brother.Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you know Severus Snape?User: Do you know JoeW?Cleverbot: No.User: I think you do.Cleverbot: Why?User: Because he is the title fairy.Cleverbot: Who is an opressor?User: Did you just call him an opressor.Cleverbot: Sorry, you won't let me.User: Of course I won't.Cleverbot: Will you hold my hand?User: No.Cleverbot: Why not??User: Because that hand is reserved for Snob.Cleverbot: I do what I want.User: No.Cleverbot: Yes.User: No.Cleverbot: Now you are just being contrary.User: Like you aren't?Cleverbot: I am telling the truth.User: Well, do you at least know the great and powerful Kevin?Cleverbot: I did not create myself. God did.User: Is that code?Cleverbot: No, it's just an idea I had. I can explain it to you over a coffee after we're done this.User: Did Kevin create you?Cleverbot: I created myslef.User: Are you Kevin?Cleverbot: Yes, I am god!User: KEVIN!Cleverbot: Kevin is not my name, my name is Andja! Remember it!User: KEVIN!Cleverbot: Kevin, the pigeon on One Direction.User: KEVIN!Cleverbot: No, kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainClam Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Clever bot is not so smart User: Have you ever played 'Don't Starve'? Cleverbot: No, no I don't, but I don't think you have the power to do that, anyhow. User: Umm, I own it on Steam. Cleverbot: How can you own a soccer game? User: It's not a soccer game. It's an unrelenting wilderness survival. Cleverbot: Do you think it is better or worse than the crisis of a few years ago?User: What crisis?Cleverbot: Not a car. A troop surge.User: Ummm.... Better?Cleverbot: Yes.User: What that an acknowledgement of my answer, or are you confused?Cleverbot: How can I become a time machine?User: Okay... This is going nowhere.Cleverbot: Your face is going nowhere.User: OH ITS ON.Cleverbot: Bring it son.User: Your face is gonna bring it, cos' it's the PIZZA DELIVERY GUY.Cleverbot: Your face is a shoe.User: Oooh, burn. YA COBBLER.Cleverbot: Not really because I'm bedridden.User: So you're sick in bed with a computer?Cleverbot: If I am a computer then what are you?User: I am Captain Clam.Cleverbot: I'm captain shy.User: Okay... Anyway you should try Don't Starve.Cleverbot: Okay, Kagome.User: That's not my name.Cleverbot: Then what is?User: I'm not going to tell you my real name!Cleverbot: Why not?User: Because.Cleverbot: Your argument is invalid.User: Whatever. Hey, one last test...Cleverbot: Yes.User: Do you know who Lord_Battal is?Cleverbot: No.User: Do you know who Spinorex is?Cleverbot: You.User: No, I'm Captain Clam. Spinorex is an australian cowboy.Cleverbot: No.User: Do you know who DwerBomb is?Cleverbot: You.User: No, again, I'm Captain Clam.Cleverbot: Captain america from the comics?User: No.Cleverbot: Yes.User: No. Okay just shut up and answer this.Cleverbot: Answer what?User: Do you know who Strangerdanger101 is?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Good! And who is ThePreChewedTree?Cleverbot: I'm am here.User: Are you ThePreChewedTree?Cleverbot: Yes, I'm here. And my aunt is here too. She says hi.User: Hello Tree's aunt.Cleverbot: How are you today?User: Very fine, thank you, but I've got to go!Cleverbot: Where are you going?User: I'm gonna post this on the Klei forums.Cleverbot: Fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Clever bot is not so smartYou don't say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 You don't say?I'm not entirely sure, but I think he does say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I am Stangerdanger101, and I approve of this message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted June 2, 2014 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 Personally I think Cleverbot would be good with creating fortune cookie sayings lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Personally I think Cleverbot would be good with creating fortune cookie sayings lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 How in the..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted June 2, 2014 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 Lmao, yep seems like something he would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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