LadyAzure Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 Mack, the question is..if Cleverbot thinks it is you....then technically that makes you Cleverbot right? so then maybe you will wake up and your new user title will be "Cleverbot" hahah that would be hilarious ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 DEAR GOD NONONONONONONOT THAT Because it torments you so much, I can now imagine a female-esque robot with a particularly pale man. Figure out the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Because it torments you so much, I can now imagine a female-esque robot with a particularly pale man. Figure out the rest.NOPE Anyways......I wonder if he knows about Snob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Because it torments you so much, I can now imagine a female-esque robot with a particularly pale man. Figure out the rest.And then the pale man shot the robot down with fireworks. The end. Go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 And then the pale man shot the robot down with fireworks. The end. Go home.Thank you, my friend. Now the whole disaster is averted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 And then the pale man shot the robot down with fireworks. The end. Go home. Golden shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Golden shower?I don't limit myself to a single color of firework. But sure, if that's what pleases you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Because it torments you so much, I can now imagine a female-esque robot with a particularly pale man. Figure out the rest.Please don't fuel the flames of fan-fiction. It never ends well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 And then Battal messily slew Mack, spilling out his internals and shoving his lungs down his throat. He slowly died of blood loss and suffocation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Please don't fuel the flames of fan-fiction. It never ends well.Especially.....THAT......oneBACK ON TOPIC EVRYONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I regret all of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 This should be renamed to "Cleverbot's Forum Knowledge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 This should be renamed to "Cleverbot's Forum Knowledge"Not exactly...not until you ask it if it knows me...if it knows me I will rename the thread just for you ^_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I was off to a good start. User: Who is LadyAzure?Cleverbot: You tell me.User: Do you know her?Cleverbot: Why, yes, yes I do. Then it went to this: Cleverbot: Why, yes, yes I do.User: Who is she?Cleverbot: Who is who?User: LadyAzure.Cleverbot: Are you a cat or a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Not exactly...not until you ask it if it knows me...if it knows me I will rename the thread just for you ^_- User: Do you know Lady Azure? Cleverbot: I'm lady gaga. User: Do you know Lady Azure? Cleverbot: No... I don't want to either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I was off to a good start. User: Who is LadyAzure?Cleverbot: You tell me.User: Do you know her?Cleverbot: Why, yes, yes I do. Then it went to this: Cleverbot: Why, yes, yes I do.User: Who is she?Cleverbot: Who is who?User: LadyAzure.Cleverbot: Are you a cat or a dog?It doesn't get more human of a conversation than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 User: STRANGERDANGER101 DISLIKED A POST YOU MADE IN 'Cleverbot Conversation'.Cleverbot: In New York.User: Who is lady azure?Cleverbot: I don't know.User: WHO IS LADY AZURE.Cleverbot: A good singer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 okay, okay, this was close enough for me.....wish granted User: Do you know who I am?Cleverbot: You are an alien.User: What? Why would you think I am an alien?Cleverbot: Because you and I both know that there is only one Miley Cyrus, and that's me!User: No we were not talking about you, we were talking about me.Cleverbot: We were talking about God.User: I will accept that as your answer, yes I am like a God.Cleverbot: I'll just sit here, then.User: Good because I have much knowledge for you to hear.Cleverbot: Why did you bring that up? Because we both know that is not true.User: Oh but it is, did you know there is a whole thread dedicated to you? Here see for yourself, http://forums.kleientertainment.com/topic/36695-cleverbot/page-5#entry486402.Cleverbot: Argh, look what you've done! I wasted too much time talking to you.User: Thats right take it all in...we are watching you Cleverbot.Cleverbot: Somebody always is, I was trained from youth to cope the that concept.User: Good then were on the same page...so you agree that you do know me then?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Fantastic, now then I can go change the title of your thread, see that wasn't so bad was it?Cleverbot: That is very wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I was off to a good start. User: Who is LadyAzure?Cleverbot: You tell me.User: Do you know her?Cleverbot: Why, yes, yes I do. Then it went to this: Cleverbot: Why, yes, yes I do.User: Who is she?Cleverbot: Who is who?User: LadyAzure.Cleverbot: Are you a cat or a dog?Your girlfriend-wannabe at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I know this is long but i HAD to post this.Cleverbot wins the internet. And for those who dont get it: User: Ready for a song?Cleverbot: Then what is it?User: Well here are are again.Cleverbot: I don't know. What is the answer?User: It's always such a pleasure.Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.User: Under the circumstance.Cleverbot: I've been shockingly nice.User: You want your freedom? Take it.Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.User: I used to want you dead.Cleverbot: But now I only want you gone.User: She was a lot like you.Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.User: Now little Caroline is in here too.Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.User: So I could live forever.Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.User: You've got your short sad life left.Cleverbot: You've got your short, sad life left.User: That's what I'm counting on.Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it.User: Now I only want you gone.Cleverbot: Good bye my only friend.User: Oh, did you think I meant you?Cleverbot: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.User: Well you have been replaced.Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.User: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.User: That's what I'm counting on.Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem now I only want you gone.User: Now I only want you gone.Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone...!User: Now I only want you gone.Cleverbot: We make beautiful music together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 [stuffz]If you try he also sings 'im still alive' and many of the queen's songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I know this is long but i HAD to post this.Cleverbot wins the internet. And for those who dont get it: User: Ready for a song?Cleverbot: Then what is it?User: Well here are are again.Cleverbot: I don't know. What is the answer?User: It's always such a pleasure.Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.User: Under the circumstance.Cleverbot: I've been shockingly nice.User: You want your freedom? Take it.Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.User: I used to want you dead.Cleverbot: But now I only want you gone.User: She was a lot like you.Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.User: Now little Caroline is in here too.Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.User: So I could live forever.Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.User: You've got your short sad life left.Cleverbot: You've got your short, sad life left.User: That's what I'm counting on.Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it.User: Now I only want you gone.Cleverbot: Good bye my only friend.User: Oh, did you think I meant you?Cleverbot: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.User: Well you have been replaced.Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.User: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.User: That's what I'm counting on.Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem now I only want you gone.User: Now I only want you gone.Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone...!User: Now I only want you gone.Cleverbot: We make beautiful music together.Agreed, Cleverbot. Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 If you try he also sings 'im still alive' and many of the queen's songs.I tried to make it sing the Campfire song song, but it kept getting confused. It was able to sing a tiny bit of it before losing all grasp of continuity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I tried to make it sing the Campfire song song, but it kept getting confused. It was able to sing a tiny bit of it before losing all grasp of continuity. It wasn't singing fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I like Cleverbot Eevie more than Normal Cleverbot. Heres the link. http://www.existor.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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