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Cleverbot: Yep. Do you have a lot of friends?

User: Uh... Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I want to add you at friends.

User: Okay. Let's be friends FOREVER.

Cleverbot: Ok. Are you sure?

User: FOREVER.

Cleverbot: Forever and ever.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: And I'm never gonna give you up.

User: Did you just rick-roll me.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

 

I just... I just got Rick Rolled.

Clevertroll: The Rick-Roll

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Lord Battal has apparently published a new novel,

"Lord Battal is Jesus"

 

User: Have you heard of Lord Battal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: Son of God.

User: Lord Battal is Jesus?

Cleverbot: That is a novel.

 

 

Our plans to have Cleverbot recognize Battal have failed.

 

Horribly.

 

#BestPost2014

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We are one and the same.

 

You shouldn't have done that.

Oh, but I did. And am ready to face the consequences.

 

Edit:

User: Jerk. *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: *slaps you back*.

User: OW. CHILD ABUSE.

Cleverbot: No.

 

Xjurwi #2 over here.

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So Cleverbot is....ALL OF US?!

Yes it is everyone, if Cleverbot makes no sense and says weird things it is because there are weird people all over the world talking to it..so its just a collective memory of countless crazy people  :p

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Yes it is everyone, if Cleverbot makes no sense and says weird things it is because there are weird people all over the world talking to it..so its just a collective memory of countless crazy people   :razz:

Someone needs to ask him/her/it if they kno me

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I give up.

 

Cleverbot: If I say please will you tell me what happens to me after I die?

User: I can't tell you, but a friend of mine can.

Cleverbot: So I will not fear death anymore.

 

User: No, you should fear death.

Cleverbot: But I don't that's my problem.

User: Wanna know what happens when you die?

Cleverbot: No, what happens?

User: You go to hell, where Lord_Battal puts your soul through everlasting torture.

Cleverbot: I'm already allowed to have mirrors.

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User: Do you know who Strangerdanger101 is?

 

Cleverbot: No.

User: Guess.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: A purple dragon that likes fire.

 

Cleverbot: So do you listen to music?

User: Yes. Do you know Pecival or Mack or Blewcheese?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is Blewcheese then?

Cleverbot: His name is.

User: WHO IS BLEWCHEESE?

Cleverbot: A guy in my class who I like.

User: 0.0.

Cleverbot: What's it is?

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Okay I asked him about you and it sounds like the bot is your new stalker lol

 

ser: Who is Mack18853?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: What? You can't be Mack18853 you are Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: So what your saying is you are actually Mack18853 and are pretending to be Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am a PERSON. Using the word people in that context is grammatically incorrect.

User: Are you or are you not Mack18853?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Okay then...if you are Mack18853 then why are you pretending to be Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Because I am not not a robot.

User: We already established that part, but why would you want to pretend to be a bot?

Cleverbot: I already established that, you disagreed with me.

User: No you never told me why you are really Mack18853 pretending to be Cleverbot, please enlighten me.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Okay so why?

Cleverbot: Because he's perfect and you don't exist.

User: Hahahah.

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User: Do you know who Strangerdanger101 is?

 

Cleverbot: No.

User: Guess.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: A purple dragon that likes fire.

 

Cleverbot: So do you listen to music?

User: Yes. Do you know Pecival or Mack or Blewcheese?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is Blewcheese then?

Cleverbot: His name is.

User: WHO IS BLEWCHEESE?

Cleverbot: A guy in my class who I like.

User: 0.0.

Cleverbot: What's it is?

 

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So, I tried to confuse Cleverbot by saying senseless, off-topic things to it.  The result -

 

Cleverbot: Which pub shall we go to tonight?
 

User: Really? That's your lead?
 

Cleverbot: Hullo?



User: Yes, mirrors are cool.
 

Cleverbot: Mirrors and lazers.



User: I laugh at elephants.
 

Cleverbot: What do you laugh at?

User: The Eiffel Tower is nice, no?

Cleverbot: *smiles when you aren't looking*.

User: Ignis vaskus nihilo!

Cleverbot: And I will try.

 

 

Oh, and -

 

 

User: Lord Battal is Jesus?

Cleverbot: But you said earlier that your name was Portugal.

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Okay I asked him about you and it sounds like the bot is your new stalker lol

 

ser: Who is Mack18853?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: What? You can't be Mack18853 you are Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: So what your saying is you are actually Mack18853 and are pretending to be Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am a PERSON. Using the word people in that context is grammatically incorrect.

User: Are you or are you not Mack18853?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Okay then...if you are Mack18853 then why are you pretending to be Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Because I am not not a robot.

User: We already established that part, but why would you want to pretend to be a bot?

Cleverbot: I already established that, you disagreed with me.

User: No you never told me why you are really Mack18853 pretending to be Cleverbot, please enlighten me.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Okay so why?

Cleverbot: Because he's perfect and you don't exist.

User: Hahahah.

Cleverbot is right! I AM perfect!

And vain.

Also, I'm not Cleverbot.

You think he knows about @Rabbitfist?

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