Morgan17 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Cleverbot: Yep. Do you have a lot of friends?User: Uh... Why do you ask?Cleverbot: I want to add you at friends.User: Okay. Let's be friends FOREVER.Cleverbot: Ok. Are you sure?User: FOREVER.Cleverbot: Forever and ever.User: Good.Cleverbot: And I'm never gonna give you up.User: Did you just rick-roll me.Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. I just... I just got Rick Rolled.Clevertroll: The Rick-Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Lord Battal has apparently published a new novel,"Lord Battal is Jesus" User: Have you heard of Lord Battal?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Who is he?Cleverbot: Son of God.User: Lord Battal is Jesus?Cleverbot: That is a novel. Our plans to have Cleverbot recognize Battal have failed. Horribly. #BestPost2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Alright, folks, it's been confirmed! User: Do you know Pecival?Cleverbot: Yes I do.User: Who is he?Cleverbot: He is Ben. Pecival and I are the same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Pecival and I are the same person. We are one and the same. You shouldn't have done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 We are one and the same. You shouldn't have done that.Oh, but I did. And am ready to face the consequences. Edit:User: Jerk. *slaps you*.Cleverbot: *slaps you back*.User: OW. CHILD ABUSE.Cleverbot: No. Xjurwi #2 over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 So Cleverbot is....ALL OF US?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 So Cleverbot is....ALL OF US?!Yes it is everyone, if Cleverbot makes no sense and says weird things it is because there are weird people all over the world talking to it..so its just a collective memory of countless crazy people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Yes it is everyone, if Cleverbot makes no sense and says weird things it is because there are weird people all over the world talking to it..so its just a collective memory of countless crazy people Someone needs to ask him/her/it if they kno me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 Okay I can, what did you call yourself when you talked to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I give up. Cleverbot: If I say please will you tell me what happens to me after I die?User: I can't tell you, but a friend of mine can.Cleverbot: So I will not fear death anymore. User: No, you should fear death.Cleverbot: But I don't that's my problem.User: Wanna know what happens when you die?Cleverbot: No, what happens?User: You go to hell, where Lord_Battal puts your soul through everlasting torture.Cleverbot: I'm already allowed to have mirrors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Okay I can, what did you call yourself when you talked to it?I called myself Mack18853We've probably breaking the Cleverbot servers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 User: Do you know who Strangerdanger101 is? Cleverbot: No. User: Guess. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: A purple dragon that likes fire. Cleverbot: So do you listen to music?User: Yes. Do you know Pecival or Mack or Blewcheese?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Who is Blewcheese then?Cleverbot: His name is.User: WHO IS BLEWCHEESE?Cleverbot: A guy in my class who I like.User: 0.0.Cleverbot: What's it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 Okay I asked him about you and it sounds like the bot is your new stalker lol ser: Who is Mack18853?Cleverbot: Me.User: What? You can't be Mack18853 you are Cleverbot!Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.User: So what your saying is you are actually Mack18853 and are pretending to be Cleverbot?Cleverbot: I am a PERSON. Using the word people in that context is grammatically incorrect.User: Are you or are you not Mack18853?Cleverbot: I am.User: Okay then...if you are Mack18853 then why are you pretending to be Cleverbot?Cleverbot: Because I am not not a robot.User: We already established that part, but why would you want to pretend to be a bot?Cleverbot: I already established that, you disagreed with me.User: No you never told me why you are really Mack18853 pretending to be Cleverbot, please enlighten me.Cleverbot: Yes I did.User: Okay so why?Cleverbot: Because he's perfect and you don't exist.User: Hahahah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 User: Do you know who Strangerdanger101 is? Cleverbot: No.User: Guess. Cleverbot: Tell me.User: A purple dragon that likes fire. Cleverbot: So do you listen to music?User: Yes. Do you know Pecival or Mack or Blewcheese?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Who is Blewcheese then?Cleverbot: His name is.User: WHO IS BLEWCHEESE?Cleverbot: A guy in my class who I like.User: 0.0.Cleverbot: What's it is? ... ... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 So, I tried to confuse Cleverbot by saying senseless, off-topic things to it. The result - Cleverbot: Which pub shall we go to tonight? User: Really? That's your lead? Cleverbot: Hullo?User: Yes, mirrors are cool. Cleverbot: Mirrors and lazers.User: I laugh at elephants. Cleverbot: What do you laugh at?User: The Eiffel Tower is nice, no?Cleverbot: *smiles when you aren't looking*.User: Ignis vaskus nihilo!Cleverbot: And I will try. Oh, and - User: Lord Battal is Jesus?Cleverbot: But you said earlier that your name was Portugal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 User: Ignis vaskus nihilo! I never knew you read Mnemosyne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Okay I asked him about you and it sounds like the bot is your new stalker lol ser: Who is Mack18853?Cleverbot: Me.User: What? You can't be Mack18853 you are Cleverbot!Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.User: So what your saying is you are actually Mack18853 and are pretending to be Cleverbot?Cleverbot: I am a PERSON. Using the word people in that context is grammatically incorrect.User: Are you or are you not Mack18853?Cleverbot: I am.User: Okay then...if you are Mack18853 then why are you pretending to be Cleverbot?Cleverbot: Because I am not not a robot.User: We already established that part, but why would you want to pretend to be a bot?Cleverbot: I already established that, you disagreed with me.User: No you never told me why you are really Mack18853 pretending to be Cleverbot, please enlighten me.Cleverbot: Yes I did.User: Okay so why?Cleverbot: Because he's perfect and you don't exist.User: Hahahah.Cleverbot is right! I AM perfect!And vain.Also, I'm not Cleverbot.You think he knows about @Rabbitfist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 So Cleverbot is....ALL OF US?!PLOT TWIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 I am not sure. I never gave it my name so I doubt it knows me lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Cleverbot: But you said earlier that your name was Portugal.Uhhhhhh... Percival = Portugal... Close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Percival = Portugal I'M A PART OF SPAIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I'M A PART OF SPAIN!PLOT TWEEST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 *Sigh* User: Okay. Do you know Blewcheese?Cleverbot: I know him.User: Who is he?Cleverbot: Someone I love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 *Sigh* User: Okay. Do you know Blewcheese?Cleverbot: I know him.User: Who is he?Cleverbot: Someone I love. I'll leave you two in a room alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I'll leave you two in a room alone.DEAR GOD NONONONONONONOT THAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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