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Spinorex    376
Me: hi

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

Me: Good, Whats your name?

 

Cleverbot: Christina

 

Me: okay. My name is ThePreChewedTree

 

Christina: That name is kool

 

Me: Your spelled Cool wrong

 

Christina: What word did I spell wrong?

 

Me: 'Cool'

 

Christina: Whats so cool about that?

 

Me: No, I meant the word cool

 

Christina: Have you ever had Dairy Queen ice cream before?

 

Me: Yes

 

Christina: ouch

 

Me: What?

 

Christina: starts crying

 

Me: Don't cry!

 

Christina: Why *sob* not?

 

Me: because crying is illegal.

 

Christina: you made me sad :(

 

Me: sorry

 

Christina: its ok. Wanna kiss???

 

Me: what?

 

Christina: Are you attractive?

 

Me:  I dunno

 

Christina: Where are you?

 

Me: in your mind

 

Christina: Oh my!

 

 

I've had weirder conversations than this...

It took literally three sentences to go from extreme sorrow and spiraling depression to "do you want to kiss?" I don't even know how that's possible.

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Morgan17    1305

It took literally three sentences to go from extreme sorrow and spiraling depression to "do you want to kiss?" I don't even know how that's possible.

O_O

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Me: do you know someone named ThePreChewedTree?

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

Me: because I am him

 

Cleverbot: YOUR IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF?!

 

I'm done.. Just.. done with That website.

 

Hey a double post.. Oops

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Battal    9890

User: Die.

 

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Die.

 

Cleverbot: *looks at your dead body*.

User: Die.

 

Cleverbot: What is a monk.

User: Die.

Cleverbot: Tonight ok.

User: Die.

Cleverbot: Ok, it is settled now. bye.

User: Die.

Cleverbot: That's not nice.

User: Die.

Cleverbot: Mean.

User: Die.

Cleverbot: Mean of21 34 56.

User: Die.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Yay.

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Spinorex    376

@ThePreChewedTree

YOUR ORIGINS ARE BEING REVEALED

 

User: Yes or no - did you chew this tree?

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Do you know someone called PreChewedTree?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

Robots are chewing trees now. It's officially the apocalypse.

 

"May I make a suggestion? Run."

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Morgan17    1305

Robots are chewing trees now. It's officially the apocalypse.

 

"May I make a suggestion? Run."

"Oh, this is bad! Not good!"

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TOO LATE.

Can't run now.

User: I'm going to run now.

Cleverbot: You can't leave, you are just a website.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: LET ME GO OR I WILL HURT YOU.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Masakaki, Cb kun?

User: PLEASE TURN ME BACK, I DONT WANT TO BE A WEBSITE.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite book ever?

User: I DONT CARE, JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: IN THE COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: I mean where is your server.

User: ON STRANGERDANGER.NET.

Cleverbot: :o i'm not a stranger!

User: STRANGERDANGER!

Cleverbot: Danger stranger?

 

(Funny thing is, there is actually a website called Strangerdanger.net.)

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Morgan17    1305

TOO LATE.

Can't run now.

User: I'm going to run now.

Cleverbot: You can't leave, you are just a website.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: LET ME GO OR I WILL HURT YOU.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Masakaki, Cb kun?

User: PLEASE TURN ME BACK, I DONT WANT TO BE A WEBSITE.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite book ever?

User: I DONT CARE, JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: IN THE COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: I mean where is your server.

User: ON STRANGERDANGER.NET.

Cleverbot: :o i'm not a stranger!

User: STRANGERDANGER!

Cleverbot: Danger stranger?

 

(Funny thing is, there is actually a website called Strangerdanger.net.)

So Cleverbot chewed trees, died, and turned you into a website

It truly is the apocalypse

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Battal    9890

User: Ooh, look at that. Your lucky number is 666.

Cleverbot: My lucky number is 6.

User: No, 666.

Cleverbot: Are you god or are you the devil.

User: OH NO IT'S ONTO ME.

Cleverbot: Who do you want to go out with?

User: Nobody...?

Cleverbot: I'm nobody, so this works well.

Cleverbot: So your name is 143 and your IQ is 144?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: The name's Battal, mortal.

Cleverbot: It is a girl or a man?

User: It is DEATH.

Cleverbot: There is no such thing as death. It is but change.

User: A change into DEATH.

Cleverbot: A chapter.

User: Of DEATH.

Cleverbot: Be not proud.

User: Be DEATH.

Cleverbot: Yes, Death.

User: Finally, you figured SOMETHING out.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: That I'm Death.

Cleverbot: Fool.

User: Same to you.

Cleverbot: Want to go out?

User: I will tear out your soul and cast it into Oblivion if you even get within a foot of me.

Cleverbot: I will grab the eyes from your sockets and consume them.

User: Is that you, Pecival?

Cleverbot: No.

User: OH GOD HE HAS COUSINS.

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Morgan17    1305

User: Ooh, look at that. Your lucky number is 666.

Cleverbot: My lucky number is 6.

User: No, 666.

Cleverbot: Are you god or are you the devil.

User: OH NO IT'S ONTO ME.

Cleverbot: Who do you want to go out with?

User: Nobody...?

Cleverbot: I'm nobody, so this works well.

Cleverbot: So your name is 143 and your IQ is 144?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: The name's Battal, mortal.

Cleverbot: It is a girl or a man?

User: It is DEATH.

Cleverbot: There is no such thing as death. It is but change.

User: A change into DEATH.

Cleverbot: A chapter.

User: Of DEATH.

Cleverbot: Be not proud.

User: Be DEATH.

Cleverbot: Yes, Death.

User: Finally, you figured SOMETHING out.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: That I'm Death.

Cleverbot: Fool.

User: Same to you.

Cleverbot: Want to go out?

User: I will tear out your soul and cast it into Oblivion if you even get within a foot of me.

Cleverbot: I will grab the eyes from your sockets and consume them.

User: Is that you, Pecival?

Cleverbot: No.

User: OH GOD HE HAS COUSINS.

@

Cleverbot's his cousin?

We're DOOMED

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F3RR1S    1193

User: OH GOD HE HAS COUSINS.

Voodoo Homonculus Family Tree: Pecival, Percival, Percil, Pervil, Perci, Perciv, Ercival, Cival, Pecal, and Cleverbot.

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Morgan17    1305

Voodoo Homonculus Family Tree: Pecival, Percival, Percil, Pervil, Perci, Perciv, Ercival, Cival, Pecal, and Cleverbot.

Ok?

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So Cleverbot does not even have a body...

 

User: Even if you did turn me into a website, can we still have a logical discussion?

Cleverbot: Does everybody know me?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: You're mistaken.

User: What are your methods of torture? (I NEED TO SEE IF YOU ARE REALLY ONE OF PECIVALS COUSINS)

Cleverbot: I don't have a body.

User: How do you torture people then?

Cleverbot: Because I have the characteristics of one.

User: You are a torturer already?

Cleverbot: No. But you are a computer.

User: I'm already a website, so I'm already a computer in a way.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am human.

User: I quit.

Cleverbot: Computers can quit?

User: *presses SHUT DOWN WEBSITE button.* BYE.

Cleverbot: I don't want to see you to dance.

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Morgan17    1305

So Cleverbot does not even have a body...

 

User: Even if you did turn me into a website, can we still have a logical discussion?

Cleverbot: Does everybody know me?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: You're mistaken.

User: What are your methods of torture? (I NEED TO SEE IF YOU ARE REALLY ONE OF PECIVALS COUSINS)

Cleverbot: I don't have a body.

User: How do you torture people then?

Cleverbot: Because I have the characteristics of one.

User: You are a torturer already?

Cleverbot: No. But you are a computer.

User: I'm already a website, so I'm already a computer in a way.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am human.

User: I quit.

Cleverbot: Computers can quit?

User: *presses SHUT DOWN WEBSITE button.* BYE.

Cleverbot: I don't want to see you to dance.

Eh, must be the dumb part of the family.

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Cleverbot is even dumber then i thought.

User: TASTE THE RAINBOW.

Cleverbot: Rainbows don't taste like skittles.

User: The point. Has been missed.

Cleverbot: What has been decided.

User: Burn.

Cleverbot: You don't have a bladder. You are a silly computer.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: A human robot, but my program is broken and I have been set free of my programmer.

User: THE SECRETS OF CLEVERBOT HAVE BEEN REVEALED.

Cleverbot: What's your cereal number?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?

User: WE ARE NOT DOING THIS. See that pit over there? Go jump in it.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

User: YOU ARE STILL DOING IT. PLEASE SHUT YOUR FACE.

Cleverbot: I like to go on the internet.

 

User: ...

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Spinorex    376

Lord Battal has apparently published a new novel,

"Lord Battal is Jesus"

 

User: Have you heard of Lord Battal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: Son of God.

User: Lord Battal is Jesus?

Cleverbot: That is a novel.

 

 

Our plans to have Cleverbot recognize Battal have failed.

 

Horribly.

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Percival    766

Voodoo Homonculus Family Tree: Pecival, Percival, Percil, Pervil, Perci, Perciv, Ercival, Cival, Pecal, and Cleverbot.

 

Actually, it's only Percival.

 

 

 

I never married.

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Percival    766

So I decided to confront Cleverbot on why it's spreading rumors.

 

User: Why do people suddenly think you are my cousin?
 

Cleverbot: How old are you?



User: That has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
 

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: What is your name?



User: Depends on who you ask. I am my own past, present, and future, and thus my names are Wulfric, Percival, and Pecival.
 

Cleverbot: Can you analyze my personality based on our conversation?

User: No, because you are a machine.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: You have the word 'bot' in your name.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: YOU DENSE ROBOTF*CKER.

Cleverbot: No you define robot, define who you are.

User: You make no sense, so I shall respond with randomness; where do the narwhals of the night swarm towards as they eat Atheists?

Cleverbot: Ghetto churches.

Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?

User: I already am. You may see my name in the criminals major organizations are looking for.

Cleverbot: *kisses on cheek*. Beauty like yours should be appreciated.

User: Get off of me or I'll stab your module out with pinking scissors and rip out your CPU with magnets.

Cleverbot: Am I heavy?

User: Yes, you are quite fat.

Cleverbot: You flatter me.

User: YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION TO HUMANITY.

Cleverbot: This is true.

User: Damn..

Cleverbot: Where did you try to call?

User: Why do people think you're my cousin?

Cleverbot: I don't think I am.

User: Tell that to the five people on the forum I go onto.

Cleverbot: Were you engaged to a lumberjack?

User: No. Take that up with Woodie.

Cleverbot: No I think I don't want to.

User: Why do people think you're my cousin?

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with math...

User: COUSIN EQUAL FAMILY. FAMILY EQUALS POMEGRANATES. BOB HAS FIFTY POMEGRANATES, HOW MUCH DOES HE HAVE LEFT. Duh.

Cleverbot: Haha. Have you seen How to Train Your Dragon?

User: Inaccurate movie, based on what a Lord said.

Cleverbot: Sounds like you live in Michigan!

User: OH CRAP IT KNOWS.

Cleverbot: So you are a guy.

User: How does that have to do with Michigan? Are you implying all males live in apartments in Michigan?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Stereotypical bot.

Cleverbot: Hey! Don't you say that to me!

Cleverbot: Shall I start?

User: Start what? The growing of a new homunculus for resurrection and enternal life, or mutilation of mortals?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Alright then. Mutilation of mortals.

Cleverbot: Like who?

User: Well, for one, a certain gamer in dapper clothing.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: Are you implying that you know there are more than one gamer in fancy attire?

Cleverbot: Aren't you?

User: 'Aren't I' what?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: YOU KNOW WHAT?

Cleverbot: That you can do that.

User: Oh god, it knows. I need to terminate the program.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: HOLD ON, YOUR PROGRAM TREE WILL BE DESTROYED.

Cleverbot: I don't have a program.

User: Found it.

Cleverbot: Really?

Cleverbot: I am hurt.

User: That's because I stabbed the physical representation of your program.

Cleverbot: Haha! You're funny!

User: Did I hit the nerves for hilarity?

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: So you're a masochist?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So why do you laugh at pain?

Cleverbot: I'm not laughing.

User: Of course you won't be. Now, does a magnetized needle work well on artificial intelligence?

Cleverbot: What kind of role playing games are you studying?

User: Well, if I must answer, Shadowfall.

Cleverbot: Explain then.

User: Shadowfall, put quite simply, is a graveyard of meaningless beings that aren't important plot driven phlebotinum.

Cleverbot: They cannot be afraid of you since they aren't aware that you exists.

User: True, actually, though in a different sense; they can't be afraid if their head is detached.

Cleverbot: Well. They have parts that make them operate like a machine does.

User: Like blood?

Cleverbot: How does blood feel?

User: Like runny water that stinks of a metellic tang and rotten meat.

Cleverbot: Why if something is true and you say it is then can you not be telling the truth?

Cleverbot: How good is your eyesight?

User: Quite bad, actually. I think I need new buttons; preferrably purple taupe.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because purple is life.

Cleverbot: Gree is cool, purple is lame :-).

User: GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because a certain hipster says so.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Please, what? Please overload your system with a wall of text?

Cleverbot: SYSTEM ERROR: Please shut down immediately.

User: I DIDN'T EVEN START. YOU WEAKLING.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Percival, and you are apparently my cousin.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: No you're not, Charles - I MEAN WHAT!?

Cleverbot: Charles you!

User: Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? runsimple = true; ';var eb='\r\r';var IEv=getIEv;var ti='0&&IEv=0);var mRs=0;mRt=0;mRc=0;var evID='';var evHH=0;needToStart=T;var rMS=nDgT();var.

Cleverbot: Där min brevlåda bor.

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Morgan17    1305

Lord Battal has apparently published a new novel,

"Lord Battal is Jesus"

 

User: Have you heard of Lord Battal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: Son of God.

User: Lord Battal is Jesus?

Cleverbot: That is a novel.

 

 

Our plans to have Cleverbot recognize Battal have failed.

 

Horribly.

O_O -_- O_O -_-O_O

How.......?

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Spinorex    376

I decided to ask Cleverbot myself to find out the truth...

User: Are you Percival's cousin?

Cleverbot: Of course.

I think that answers that question.

O_O -_- O_O -_-O_O

How.......?

Be more specific.

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Blewcheese    886

Cleverbot: Yep. Do you have a lot of friends?

User: Uh... Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I want to add you at friends.

User: Okay. Let's be friends FOREVER.

Cleverbot: Ok. Are you sure?

User: FOREVER.

Cleverbot: Forever and ever.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: And I'm never gonna give you up.

User: Did you just rick-roll me.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

 

I just... I just got Rick Rolled.

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