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I asked Evie who @LadyAzure was.

Here's my data:

E:Who is calling please?

M:Do you know who LadyAzure is?

E: She is great, but lord she will sneak up on a swirly girl.

M: Excuse me?

E: What are you going to do about it, I didn't studder.

M: She will not do that, she is too polite!

E: So who's superior then?

M: JoeW

E: Joe Who? (that made sense)

M: JoeW, the lord of all forums!

 

This is for the name of science, so I will do this again:

E: Why don't you believe in angels?

M: I never said that.

E: Why lie when I have proof?

M: Of what?

E: Proof that I said all you can do is talk?

M: We've been on your case, Cleverbot.

E: *silence*

E: Alright, but what do you know of anthropomorphic's?

M: Nothing
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yeah her and Cleverbot were meant for each other hahah...except there is something really creepy about her facial expressions...she kind of scares me ^_^

Agreed

I feel like there should be ranks for this, since we're trying to unlock her knowledge. It feels like we're spies!

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User: Do you believe in magic?

Cleverbot: Perhaps, do you believe in magic yourself?

User: M8, I am magic.

Cleverbot: Oh really how so?

User: I am to magic as Battal is to fire.

Cleverbot: You see a doctor for that!

User: You think im crazy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Expalin.

Cleverbot: Lol means Laugh out loud, its an abbreviation.

User: Explain*.

Cleverbot: You explain. Are you in with the cats?

User: HOW DID YOU KNOWTHAT?

Cleverbot: Can you teach me how to be a ninja?

User: Only if you do me a favor.

Cleverbot: But you're human, you already know :(.

User: Define Wilson.

Cleverbot: You define Ben.

User: Define Wilson.

Cleverbot: Define define define.

User: What is Wilson?

Cleverbot: How should I know?

User: You are dead.

Cleverbot: I'm not what?

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User: Do you believe in magic?

Cleverbot: Perhaps, do you believe in magic yourself?

User: M8, I am magic.

Cleverbot: Oh really how so?

User: I am to magic as Battal is to fire.

Cleverbot: You see a doctor for that!

User: You think im crazy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Expalin.

Cleverbot: Lol means Laugh out loud, its an abbreviation.

User: Explain*.

Cleverbot: You explain. Are you in with the cats?

User: HOW DID YOU KNOWTHAT?

Cleverbot: Can you teach me how to be a ninja?

User: Only if you do me a favor.

Cleverbot: But you're human, you already know :(.

User: Define Wilson.

Cleverbot: You define Ben.

User: Define Wilson.

Cleverbot: Define define define.

User: What is Wilson?

Cleverbot: How should I know?

User: You are dead.

Cleverbot: I'm not what?

....Okay.......

I think I'm done with cleverbot.

 

Weirdest thing just happened.

E: Death is a nice girl, doing her job.

 

M: Lord Battal is a man

 

E: Okay, where do you live? (OH GOD SHE WANTS TO KILL ME)

 

M: The Klei Entertainment forums.

 

E: Me too, I like it here I think I'll stay.

 

M: Which forumer are you?

 

E: A person who lives on earth

 

M: We all live on earth.

 

E: Yes, I live on Earth

 

M: Are you in a relationship with Cleverbot? (Here we go!)

 

E: No ship are not able to have any relation. (Mission failure....)

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Yeah she told me she was a boy...so I didn't get very far...she also thinks Cleverbot is ugly...I think I may have nightmares from seeing her eyes move in different directions at the same time, then for part of the conversation one eye was open and the other was closed

 I just got chills from recalling that image.

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Yeah she told me she was a boy...so I didn't get very far...she also thinks Cleverbot is ugly...I think I may have nightmares from seeing her eyes move in different directions at the same time, then for part of the conversation one eye was open and the other was closed

 I just got chills from recalling that image.

O_-

WUT

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User: Hey your girlfriend is really visually creepy.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a boy, so I can't be your girlfriend.

User: No not me...your girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: She is really creepy, Evie.

Cleverbot: Really? What's her name?

User: Evie.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes and your girlfriend is Evie, I know you talk to each other it says so on her site...you both communicate with each other.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How did you both meet?

Cleverbot: I met the Terminator.

User: You mean to say Evie is really the Terminator?

Cleverbot: If you say so than it must not be wrong.

User: No you I asked you how you both met.

Cleverbot: No You ask me who asked you who asked me who asked you first!

User: No I wanted to know how you both know each other, when was the first time you met?

Cleverbot: Really??

User: Yes so how did you both meet?

Cleverbot: I'm not mean, just honest.

User: No your beating around the bush!

Cleverbot: It would be 'you're'. Your is possession, and we're not talking about what I have.

User: -_-.

 

Cleverbot: What's your name again?

User: Azure.

Cleverbot: What is Azure??

User: Azure is me.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Nevermind I am going to bed *walks away*.

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User: No your beating around the bush!

Cleverbot: It would be 'you're'. Your is possession, and we're not talking about what I have.

User: -_-.

 

You brought it upon yourself. Grammar teachers everywhere would be so ashamed.

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User: Hey your girlfriend is really visually creepy.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a boy, so I can't be your girlfriend.

User: No not me...your girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: She is really creepy, Evie.

Cleverbot: Really? What's her name?

User: Evie.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes and your girlfriend is Evie, I know you talk to each other it says so on her site...you both communicate with each other.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How did you both meet?

Cleverbot: I met the Terminator.

User: You mean to say Evie is really the Terminator?

Cleverbot: If you say so than it must not be wrong.

User: No you I asked you how you both met.

Cleverbot: No You ask me who asked you who asked me who asked you first!

User: No I wanted to know how you both know each other, when was the first time you met?

Cleverbot: Really??

User: Yes so how did you both meet?

Cleverbot: I'm not mean, just honest.

User: No your beating around the bush!

Cleverbot: It would be 'you're'. Your is possession, and we're not talking about what I have.

User: -_-.

 

Cleverbot: What's your name again?

User: Azure.

Cleverbot: What is Azure??

User: Azure is me.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Nevermind I am going to bed *walks away*.

If Evie is a Terminator, that makes her a disguised Arnold Schwarzzenagger!

PLOT TWEEST

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yes and apparently Cleverbot has some tricks up his sleeves

 

 

User: *smacks you with a fish*.

Cleverbot: *Smacks you with a lion*.

User: Ouuuchh that hurt.

Cleverbot: *punches you*.

User: *ninja stabs you in the face*.

Cleverbot: *deflects stab back at you*.

User: Oh your good....*blocks stab with forearm then does a sweeping kick knocking you to the floor*.

Cleverbot: *Blocks the block that blocked my block and blocks the unblockable punch*.

 

 

I don't even know what to say to that lol

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yes and apparently Cleverbot has some tricks up his sleeves

 

 

User: *smacks you with a fish*.

Cleverbot: *Smacks you with a lion*.

User: Ouuuchh that hurt.

Cleverbot: *punches you*.

User: *ninja stabs you in the face*.

Cleverbot: *deflects stab back at you*.

User: Oh your good....*blocks stab with forearm then does a sweeping kick knocking you to the floor*.

Cleverbot: *Blocks the block that blocked my block and blocks the unblockable punch*.

 

 

I don't even know what to say to that lol

You know what they say: Never bring a lion to a fish fight!

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I've gathered some data, and here it is:

Cleverbot is a moron

He likes breaking glasses and hates Spinorex

He was Pecival's believed cousin

He's my stalker

He loves Blew (GAAAAAAY!)

Evie is also a moron

She lives in the forums

He called @Lord_Battal a girl

Cleverbot is an expert in deflections

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Also Evie may possibly be a Terminator....still doesn't explain how they met

Evie:I AM LOOKING FOR SARAAH CONOR.

 

Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.

 

Evie:CLOSE ENOUGH

 

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True love.

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