Holydemonhero Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I want YOU to join the cause. The pigs and the merms have been in a bloody war for decades. Both forces have their made their home throughout the wild and unforgiving isles. Countless casualties have met their end in battle and their heads have been mounted on pikes in each village of their counterpart. The tension has risen, troops gather, and weapons are readied. This war is coming to an end soon, but who will be the victor. It is up to YOU to decide who wins and loses. Battles will be fought and lives will be lost, so you better be ready when you sign up for the pigs or the merms. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F3RR1S Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Merms, merms, merms shall win! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilleniumCount Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I choose those which wear the hats I give them! Sorry Merms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willette Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I choose those which wear the hats I give them! Sorry Merms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.MonsterMeat Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 That. Is. EXCELLENT. And I choose the ones which help me kill a deerclops. Beefaloes! Oh...wait, no beefalo option. Then its... PIGS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willette Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 That. Is. EXCELLENT. And I choose the ones which help me kill a deerclops. Beefaloes! Oh...wait, no beefalo option. Then its... PIGS!haha, thanks. These forums always give me ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilleniumCount Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Yeah, this quote must have been from a real intelligent person....koffNooo, I'm not this full of myself.Real nice catch there Willette. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Those headed hats SHALL ROLL! Long live the Merms!(who did actually save my swamp camp being demolished by 5 angry treegaurds) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarovSoap Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 While I like pigs more, the merms have the fighting down much better. 4 or 5 merms in one house with 3 houses would be enough to take down a lot of pigs in a smaller area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holydemonhero Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 Not to mention Merms live in swamps and survive off killing tentacle as a living. That's badass. Also if you join the merms they will ally themselves with you just like the pigs. But pigs won't help you anymore and will attack you on site. And vise verse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holydemonhero Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 (edited) Deal with it. [ATTACH=CONFIG]6487[/ATTACH] Edited May 5, 2013 by Holydemonhero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holydemonhero Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 deal with it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Keeper Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 If the merms form a swamp alliance, they will be unstoppable. Their mosquito scouts can drain the blood of the pigs and form outposts inside the frog ponds. And while tentacles can only be a home guard, as they cant leave the swamp, they will gain access to the tentacle graveyard to use as weapons. Along with that, they can use their spikey bushes as traps, and reeds as bait. Long live the merms! Death to the king of pigs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharpNomo Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 The pigs have already set up a government, can communicate, can wear hats including football helms, and don't live in tentacle infested environments that whittle down their ranks constantly. Pigs definitely have the advantage in this fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgtotoro Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 pigs all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirmentlegen Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holydemonhero Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 Cause merms don't give bacon like pigs. Just another reason to kill the pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holydemonhero Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 The pigs have already set up a government, can communicate, can wear hats including football helms, and don't live in tentacle infested environments that whittle down their ranks constantly. Pigs definitely have the advantage in this fight.The merms can communicate, you pig lovers just can't understand them. Our diet has plenty of fish in it and everybody knows fish makes you smart. And merms are much tougher then pigs, they will in the most inhospitable place and still are the boss in those parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F3RR1S Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 deal with it [attach=config]6488[/attach]I must use this as a profile pictureI have too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Merms have fighting down. They're faster and pack more of a punch than pigs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holydemonhero Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 Go for it. I don't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holydemonhero Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 I must use this as a profile pictureI have too.Go for it. I don't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouKnowWho Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 wanna know the reason there is no merm king?CAUSE DA PIGS KILL EM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 The pig king is a useless, immobile pile of fat and flesh. 3 merms can errradicate an entire pig village, so your combat argument is invalid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holydemonhero Posted May 8, 2013 Author Share Posted May 8, 2013 wanna know the reason there is no merm king?CAUSE DA PIGS KILL EM!!!We live in a Democracy, you live under a tyrant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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