Kiting is an exploitative bug that should be removed immediately

[YottaCat]

I am SO MAD at Klei for keeping this feature for it's entire lifespan. Kiting literally makes you invulnerable to everything. It removed the uncompromising aspect of the game.

First of all, why bother with armor? You can just dodge the attacks of a treeguard just like that? Not even get hit once? Not only is this just an obvious cheese of one of the strongest enemies in the entire franchise. Kiting treeguard is a method of mocking the hit film "The Lorax". By showing that individuals who defend the natural beauty of trees cannot do anything to stop the people who support deforestation, despite what the movie suggests.
Kiting treeguard is also a sign that you support Jeff Bezos's actions on deforestation. Just to put that out there.

Kiting also shows how soft this generation is. I spent 18 hours trying to kill deerclops just from doing the natural method (tanking) and regenerating the world each time I lost to this great enemy. Gen-Z nowadays don't want to go the TRUE path of defeating such a problematic foe and do it the easy way by using "kiting". It's genuinely pitiful and sad.

One more thing, kiting is a dog whistle by alt right conservatives, and it's a method of rigging the election for 2024 and how it's liberal leftist propaganda made by "woke" people.

[Business dog]

you could've made this believable like so easily it's upseting 

[Dr. Safety]

Cringe

[Maxposting]

Well, clearly you are wrong. First off, kiting isn't a political propaganda, as Don't Starve is already full of it. It would not make sense to fill another propaganda into an already full game.
Treeguards are also not a reference to Lorax, as they are not orange and don't have a mustache.

[-Nick-]

[CaptainChaotica]

...all I can say to this one, is your username is interesting.  Yottacat?  So, what, you're a septillion cats?  I mean I likes me some kitties but god damn!

...Notorious

[tomoulis]

so true my friend, facts even

[YottaCat]

4 minutes ago, Business dog said:

you could've made this believable like so easily it's upseting 

Make what believable? The fact that kiting proves how this generation is soft?

[Captain_Rage]

That is why Klei added massive lag as a feature. To counteract the detrimental effects of kiting.

[tomoulis]

Just now, YottaCat said:

Make what believable? The fact that kiting proves how this generation is soft?

kiting is for nerds 

[extremyt]

Based.

[YottaCat]

Just now, Captain_Rage said:

That is why Klei added massive lag as a feature. To counteract the detrimental effects of kiting.

HOLY **** I never thought of that!!!
Klei is actually trying their best to remove kiting, but the government wants them to not remove kiting!
Klei is trying to prevent kiting in the best way they can. And I respect that

[Duck986]

37 minutes ago, YottaCat said:

One more thing, kiting is a dog whistle by alt right conservatives, and it's a method of rigging the election for 2024 and how it's liberal leftist propaganda made by "woke" people.

unironically sounds like a Twitter argument lol.

[Cheggf]

I will be peeved if this thread gets locked. 

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