geni0529 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 hour ago, CaptainChaotica said: Number: 42 Another number: 666 Noun: Pavilion An Occupation: President A Last Name: Bao Creature: Dragon Verb: Punch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 (nudge) It's not done yet, people! I like to have more than one person answer each word/group of words, so I've been waiting for someone else to throw in their ideas. C'mon. You can do it. : P ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Um, well 2 people have already put in their ideas so... if you need a third you can always call @minespatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 Uhh...not that I'm dumb or anything, but I completely missed your post at the bottom of Page 3. I was like "Ah, we're on to page 4 now? Let's see what's here!" and completely forgot that there might ALSO be something new on the _previous_ page. (smacks forehead) Seriously, I was waiting and waiting for somebody else to say something, and wondering why they weren't, and "Oh well maybe they're busy with real life stuff, I'll leave it for a bit..." OKAY! Now I need: Abstract Noun Vehicle Amount of Money, Any Kind Day of the Year And that'll be it! ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Stupidity Chariot 7 yen January 16th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 charity hearse 3.50 11-27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 OKAY! (rubs hands together) Time to see what you weirdos have wrought. (including me, of course, since I wrote the bloody thing) A Stirring Political Speech By *Markiplier*, who is running for *Mayor* of *The Amazon Warehouse*. "My fellow *cats*, the time has come for us to *stampede* into the future. We must set aside our petty differences and unite against the far greater evil of *dedication*. We must never forget that this great nation was founded on the principal of equal *fish hooks* for all. "If elected, I promise to lower taxes, get *round*er on crime, and combat *jam* abuse. And NO doctor in *The Amazon Warehouse* will be allowed to charge *ten yen* for a bottle of *morphine* while I'M in office. "My opponent, *Sauron*, charges me with dishonesty. While I have nothing but the deepest respect for the *Baron* from *Connecticut*, I must point out that *Sauron* has been photographed coming out of motel rooms with people who were not their spouse, including *Kim Kardashian*! My opponent freely admits to *eating* the draft during *the Cold War*, and his/her record speaks for itself; in the *3* years my opponent has been in office, *Connecticut*'s taxes rose by *666* percent. Almost every *pavillion* in the area closed, putting thousands of *chicken-tenders* out of work. And Lake *MacCracken* has practically become a toxic waste dump. My opponent denies it, but we've all seen that video of radioactive *dragons* *punching* out of that lake. "So, therefore, my fellow *cats*, remember: A vote for my opponent is a vote for crime, unemployment, pollution, and *charity*. But if you want two *chariots* in every garage, gasoline that only costs *$3.50* per gallon, and perhaps a decent education for your children if you're really lucky or really rich, then go down on *January 16th* and vote for me. Yes....You WILL vote for me...You are getting sleepy....VEEEEERRRRRYYYY sleeeeepppy....your eyelids are becoming heavy...you will vote for me...you will vote for me...you will..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I realise that this is still, even in Mad Lib form, WAY more coherent and dignified than some of today's real-life political speeches. (oooh, BURN! but true) But, I did write it to be retro-style even at the _time_, what with the "two cars in every garage" thing, so... Also who knew Markiplier was a cat?! Damn. That is some disguise. Well, that does make the "fish hooks" thing kinda work, too. (sings) I'm gonna eat you little fishie...! ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 That was perfect. Do you think we can do another in a week or two? Or will you be too busy? (It's fine if you are) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 Sure! Well, at the moment I'm not busy so much as sick. Bleh. And if anybody else wants to "host" the Mad Lib, feel free to do so--this is just called "Mad Libs" after all, not CHAOTICA'S Mad Libs. ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 9, 2018 Author Share Posted May 9, 2018 Okay! Time for our third one! Why? Why not. First, for anyone who feels like playing, I'm gonna need: A number An amount of time Part of the Body Distance Noun GO! ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 22 seconds leg 44 yards cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 967 2 years Tooth 156 feet Pond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 9, 2018 Author Share Posted May 9, 2018 Damn! Seems if I post at the right time of day, you guys are fast! Okay, next I'm'a need: Verb Number Part of the Body Another part of the body Number Amount of Time Name of Song GO! and I should mention here that a "part of the body" does not necessarily have to be a part of the HUMAN body. Things like "wing", "tail" or "antenna" are perfectly allowed too. ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjazz Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 20 One moon cycle Abs To China Harp ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ dang you posted the next thing right before I posted my answers :/ Here's the answers for the newest post: Nag 42 Arm Fibia 27 One dog year Ra-Ra-Rasputin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 19 hours ago, CaptainChaotica said: Verb: Dancing Number: 42 Part of the Body: Antlers Another part of the body: Anntena Number: eleventeen Amount of Time: 84 years Name of Song: Lets Kill Tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Die 91 Horns Hair Unooctagontillion 65 eons Die in a fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 10, 2018 Author Share Posted May 10, 2018 (There's a SONG called "die in a fire"?! what am I saying of course there is...ANYWAY!) Celebrity Noun Adjective Noun Type of Food Go! ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Brad Pitt Scarab Teal Jade Italian (Sorry, but I don't know what you mean by "Type of food") 1 hour ago, CaptainChaotica said: There's a SONG called "Die in a fire"?! what am I saying of course there is...ANYWAY! ...Notorious Yes, yes there is. Here are some of the lyrics: "I hope you die in a fire! Hope you get stabbed in the heart, hope you get shot and expire! Hope you'll be taken apart, hope this what you desire!!" It's not what you think! I promise! Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 hours ago, CaptainChaotica said: Celebrity: Tom Hiddleston Noun: Rat Adjective: Oily Noun: Lamborghini Type of Food: SnickerdoodleS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 11, 2018 Author Share Posted May 11, 2018 Yeah, I looked it up--unfortunately AFTER I posted that, 'cos I'm an idiot (smacks forehead) and went "Oh. It's a Five Nights at Freddy's Thing. No wonder I haven't heard of it." I understand that whole franchise is INSANELY popular, but I AVOID creepy animatronics precisely _because_ they're creepy. I'm funny that way. : P Also my Star Trek club used to have its meetings at the Chuck E. Cheese for a while there--for reasons I was never entirely sure of--and I still have flashbacks. (shudder) (Although, considering what seems to happen at a Chuck E. Cheese like _every other freaking week_ on "WTFIWWY", I should count myself lucky I was never caught up in a freaking BRAWL...) Well, I did like their salad bar. ANYway. : P For "type of food", I guess I just meant A food but wasn't sure how to word it. "Pizza" "apple" "barbecue chips" "fish" etc. It can be a full food ("taco") or a single ingredient ("cheese"), either way. Food Place Animal Verb Part of the Body Number YAY! ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 BBQ Ice-cream The Endless Saltwastes Gorix (They can be made up right?) Reform Heart Googolplexianth The notorious Googolplexianth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 11 hours ago, CaptainChaotica said: Food: fish eyes Place: spaceship Animal: if it can be mythical then a unicorn if not then an ass (donkey) Verb: spamming Part of the Body: Big toe Number: 9001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 12, 2018 Author Share Posted May 12, 2018 Okay! Here goes nothin'! How to Fail to Loose *1* Pound in Only *Two Years* ATTENTION HUMANS! Do you eat? Then chances are, you need to loose weight. Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: "I don't need to loose weight." Have you ever stopped to wonder why you can no longer see your *tooth*? Why you can no longer bend over any farther than *44 yards*? Why you can no longer fit into a *pond* without the aid of powerful hydraulic devices? Who are you kidding? Face it, buddy. You are a menace to radar. But you're not alone. And fortunately, you have several options. First is the obvious--excercise. This involves things like *nagging* *91* times in a row, bending and stretching to put your *antler* on your *hair* and holding it there for *42* seconds, or running in place for *65 eons* every day. And I mean every day. Yes, really. It also helps if you listen to catchy music, such as *"Ra Ra Rasputin"*. Or, you can go on a diet. The problem with this is that you have to actually eat less. There are many different diets you can try. There is the "*Tom Hiddleston* Diet", in which you eat nothing but *scarabs*. There is the "*Jade* *Lamborghini* Diet", in which you eat only *snickerdoodles* and completely avoid *barbecue ice-cream*, while facing *The Endless Saltwastes*, for some reason. And then there's the "*Donkey* Diet", which has nothing to do with *Donkeys*, in which you simply eat nothing at all. The next option is diet pills, which are strange little drugs that help you loose weight. That's what they SAY, anyway. Actually, people have been known to spontaneously *spam*, or grow extra *hearts*, or become politicians. And you may even become FATTER than you were before after you stop using them. The obvious solution, then (and the one the diet pill manufacturers like best) is to keep using them, forever and ever. However, as with ANY diet, you're likely to gain all your weight back and then some the instant you stop doing it. The only logical solution, then, is to revise your lifestyle. But you can't do that! The refrigerator is your friend! You'd be lost without your *9001* snacks a day! And excercise? It makes you all sweaty! So, I'm sorry to say, I lied. There IS no good way to loose weight. We might as well just start looking around for a new planet to colonise--and bring along several shiploads of onion dip. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Needless to say, the "you" in this one is generic, and also includes me. : P Random annotations: 1. I'd be more worried if I COULD see my tooth without a mirror and my mouth open, actually... 2. I love the idea of "nagging" as excercise. XD 3. "9001" I See Wut U Did Thar. ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted May 19, 2018 Author Share Posted May 19, 2018 Whether you wanted it or not! (Since nobody else is going, I'm digging out another of my oldies-but-hopefully-still-goodies.) Okay, first, I'm'a need: A noun beginning with D (you'll see why. BE CLEAN DAMMIT or I'll ignore you and pick someone else's word. :)) Another noun beginning with D and again, you'll see why. Adjective Number Noun Noun GO! ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xedlord Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Duck Delaware Red 6 Wax Pearl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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