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DimWhat    383

Greetings it is I Skeletonious evil overlord, lair owner (rent one today!), and pursuer of bad deeds. If you have found this thread then you are minion potential or your my nemesis!

I have severe lack of of minions after the Horrific yet Comical Lair Explosion of 2016 caused by nemesis number 8 and I want you to be my next Minion

Give me your best traits that make you minion worthy and tell me why you are joining

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*[Out of character] What I mean is this you are signing up to have a interview with the Evil Overlord and by minion I mean like weirdos think stupid powers, dumb mutations, "skills" (can make good brownies is one, or knows how to knot all knots, even knows the boiling point of acid.)And the last part is self explanatory. 

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Now you want be a nemesis do you? Well two of them are taken and I choose who number 8 is. Anyway to be a nemesis you must pretty much do nuthin to Skeletonious. He will call you out.

 

The salary starts at $1.99 a day! Join now! NOW!

Nemeses from forums:

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 My twenty third nemesis @Donke60 the one who doesn't care.

My fifteenth nemesis @Silvercide the death baker.

My ninth nemeses @Mobbstar the milk drinker.

My twelfth nemesis @Neosaurus the teenage mutant ninja lizard.

My second nemesis @Destros09 the below average window washer. these will add up.

My Minions

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The defective shark @ImDaMisterL.

The master of disguise and spying @Ootay and their evil spider.

The One who can escape any trap and can read @MenaAthena.

The sarcastic one @Pyromailmann.

My maid @DatShadowJK.

The fanfic writer @~Matt.

ME!

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skeletonius.png.3342616d68f6aa98aa0dd403*Thanks @minespatch*

 

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ImDaMisterL    17,764

U-Uhm... is this thing on? *taps on mic*

I- I heard you were hiring? My, my mom said if I didn't find a job she'd throw me out, and I'm a bit desperate. I... I guess you need a superpower, right? Well, my mom said my teeth are so good I chew through metal... and I did that once, so uhm... can I try to go in?

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Donke60    2,637

Um I never added you as a nemisis so.. this is more like you getting angry and I not caring so have fun.

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DimWhat    383
24 minutes ago, ImDaMisterL said:

U-Uhm... is this thing on? *taps on mic*

I- I heard you were hiring? My, my mom said if I didn't find a job she'd throw me out, and I'm a bit desperate. I... I guess you need a superpower, right? Well, my mom said my teeth are so good I chew through metal... and I did that once, so uhm... can I try to go in?

I have had good experiences with sharks. I use sharks to chew through bank vaults. Can you chew through bank vaults? If not I could use you to add to the shark pit as a defective shark minion.

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DimWhat    383
5 minutes ago, Donke60 said:

Um I never added you as a nemisis so.. this is more like you getting angry and I not caring so have fun.

MY TWENTY THIRD NEMESIS IT APPEARS THAT YOU HAVE THWARTED ME BY NOT CARING! YOU WIN THIS TIME OR DO YOU!?

*A pit opens beneath you. You fall in there it's just water*

HAVE FUN WITH THE SHAR...I forgot the sharks didn't I? Well uh...YES YOU WILL HAVE TO DRY YOU CLOTHES NOW! I WIN!

MWAHAHAHA! HA!

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Donke60    2,637
3 hours ago, DimWhat said:

YES YOU WILL HAVE TO DRY YOU CLOTHES NOW! I WIN!

I was going to take a shower so these clothes were coming off anyway

thank you though the water was heated nicely

"leaves"

 

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DimWhat    383
8 minutes ago, ImDaMisterL said:

I dun know...

THEN YOU ARE A DEFECTIVE SHARK MINION! INTO THE PIT!

*A pit opens beneath you. You land in water. @Donke60 is swimming next to you. They are drenched.*

YOUR HIRED! PAYMENT STARTS AT $1.99 SO GO FIGHT MY TWENTY THIRD NEMESIS!

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DimWhat    383

WAIT MY DEFECTIVE SHARK JUST GOT IN THERE! YOU HAVE THWARTED ME AGAIN!

*Shakes fist furiously.*

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Ootay    317

*sits on couch*

Uh, h-hello? I heard you are hiring people... I guess my "special" power i that i have a spider? *Shows plastic spider* Pretty cool, eh?

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Donke60    2,637
3 hours ago, ImDaMisterL said:

*bites Donke's head*

He's more like nibbling on my hair
@DimWhat your not very good at being evil
a man chewing someone's hair isn't evil it's just weird

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ImDaMisterL    17,764
1 minute ago, Donke60 said:

He's more like nibbling on my hair
@DimWhat your not very good at being evil
a man chewing someone's hair isn't evil it's just weird

*wrips hair out*

*chews*

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DimWhat    383
1 minute ago, Donke60 said:

He's more like nibbling on my hair
@DimWhat your not very good at being evil
a man chewing someone's hair isn't evil it's just weird

OH GLOATING HOW HEROIC OF YOU! WELL... YOU MOTHER... HAS BIG FEET! HA! LOOKS LIKE I TURNED THE TIDES ON YOU!

Please leave you thwarting me too much. I really don't need you in my lair all the time. UNTIL NEXTIME @Donke60

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DimWhat    383
8 minutes ago, Ootay said:

*sits on couch*

Uh, h-hello? I heard you are hiring people... I guess my "special" power i that i have a spider? *Shows plastic spider* Pretty cool, eh?

It is cool. But is it an evil spider?

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DimWhat    383
7 minutes ago, ImDaMisterL said:

*wrips hair out*

*chews*

That's enough evil from you today you mother would be proud. NOW BACK TO THE PIT! 

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Donke60    2,637

Ok dude it was nice hanging out
"rips mister of his head

"leaves with a nibble marks and a faint bald spot on the back off his head.

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DimWhat    383
1 minute ago, Ootay said:

Of course! *slams spider on finger* See? It bit me! It's evil.

I'll hire the spider, but you *looks over you* you seem pretty familiar...

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Ootay    317
2 minutes ago, DimWhat said:

I'll hire the spider, but you *looks over you* you seem pretty familiar...

M-me? I'm just a normal person! N-nothing to see here!

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DimWhat    383
3 minutes ago, Donke60 said:

Ok dude it was nice hanging out
"rips mister of his head

"leaves with a nibble marks and a faint bald spot on the back off his head.

YOU BETTER RUN! OR ELSE @ImDaMisterL WILL BITE AGAIN!

*Looks genuinely relieved.*

I'm sure he'll be back.

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DimWhat    383
16 minutes ago, Ootay said:

M-me? I'm just a normal person! N-nothing to see here!

*Rips off Christmas cap*

AHA! IT'S...

[ @Ootay are you one of the previous 22 nemeses or an old minion?]

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DimWhat    383
3 minutes ago, minespatch said:

Never seen a forum supervillain before.:wilson_ecstatic:

WELL THERE WAS THE HORRIFIC YET COMICAL LAIR EXPLOSION OF 2016 SO IT WAS HARD TO RULE THE WORLD! SPEAKING OF WHICH! 

*Rubs hands together in a evil fashion.*

MWAHAHA! HA!

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