Webber and spiders' missed opportunity

[Szczuku]

So it's obvoius by know that Klei doesn't plan on adding anything new to singleplayer (Hamlet aside) but there's still a chance with dst

Webebr should be able to understand spiders. Spiders should say things just like pigs do. It wouldn't affect the gameplay, I think this is a missed opportunity that should've been used back when rog was released.

For example spdiers'd say thing like:

Attacking: "MEAT" "KILL" 'NO SPIDER'' ''HUNGRY"

Idle: ''SERVE QUEEN" "EXPAND TERRITORY" "FIND FOOD"

Near/befriended by Webber: "WEIRD SPIDER" "KING?" "MEAT GOOD"

Warior specific: ''NO MERCY" "BITE" "JUMP"

Queen specific: ''CRUSH THEM" "I COMMAND YOU'' "BRING ME FOOD" "I DO WHAT I WANT" ''KILL EVERYTHING"

Spitter/Cave specific: ''ROCKS NEW HOME'' "NO QUEEN" "EVOLVE"

DDD specific: "FROM ABOVE" "WEB" "NIGHTMARES"

Easter eggs when befriended: "Silk production is going down" "I prefer seasoned meat" "Say Webber, are these pathetic humans your friends?" "We should build our nest near trees and use them as support" "The weather is nice today"

[Cynicallia]

A million times, yes. *hisses supportively*

[minespatch]

Hate to necro a thread but this needs to be brought to the devs's attention.

[LanaMyriad]

*signs petition under "a million times YES!"*

[WilsonGuy_]

Well, yeah, although they should use some simpler vocabulary, like single words instead of some advanced expressions.

Something like:

"SPREAD" instead of "EXPAND TERRITORY".

Or maybe some expressions for eating food itself?

"FOOD", "SPIDER HUNGRY", "MEAT! MEAT!", "GOOD", "EAT MEAT", "WANTS MEAT", "FEAST!"

Here we could add some quotes while being attacked:

"OW! OW! OW!", "BAD!", "NO GOOD FOOD!", "HURT!", "HELP!", "ROAR!", "BAD UNSPIDER", "SPIDER ATTACK!", "ME NO WANT DIE!".

Warrior spiders' quotes?

"ME NO SCARED", "BAD", "EAT", "AGGRESIVE FOOD BEST TASTE", "ME STRONGER", "ME BIGGER", "ROAR!!", "KILL! KILL UNSPIDER!".

When overwhelmed:

"BLOOD! BLOOD!", "CAN DIE", "ME HELP!", "UNSPIDER STRONG, STRONG!", "UNSPIDER FAST, FAST!", "UNSPIDER BIGGER! HELP!"

I DON'T honestly know, but there could be an introduction for some more civilized spider humanoids one day.

[maradyne]

On 12/2/2018 at 3:25 AM, Wilson_pl said:

Well, yeah, although they should use some simpler vocabulary, like single words instead of some advanced expressions.

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When overwhelmed:

"BLOOD! BLOOD!", "CAN DIE", "ME HELP!", "UNSPIDER STRONG, STRONG!", "UNSPIDER FAST, FAST!", "UNSPIDER BIGGER! HELP!"

[minespatch]

On 12/5/2018 at 10:55 AM, lifetheuniverse said:

You need to post this on Maxwell memes.

[WilsonGuy_]

On 5.12.2018 at 4:55 PM, lifetheuniverse said:

Glad that someone noticed. It's nice to see that there are such people out there.

[TipherethB]

Someone should make this into a mod!