cactusarms Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Hello, I live in America and I go to middle school (don't make fun of me D:) Everyone is obsess with Canadian boy. Are they obsess over his weird mouth? Plz help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Well you see, Canadians naturally contain a strange element known as "Canadium" which, when untrained, is irresistible to outsiders. This causes them to do a variety of different things: Be a follower for much longer than normal Literally become a sentient tool to talk to them Claim a little boy singing about babies is good Cause you to fall in love with soul sucking demons Have a strange obsession with maple syrup End up working for Klei but actually just get shoved off onto forum management And of course, as you said, get obsessed with. The canadium in him is giving him a strange accent and pasty skin color, and is attracting all outsiders. Except you. You are the key to the Canadian uprising. They've been too busy up there training their M oose. I even heard they made their geese deadly. Stay strong and fight on brother. You're our last hope against their politeness, "eh"s, and failure to properly state the last letter in the english alphabet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactusarms Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 Thanks I will sort it out tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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minespatch Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Still don't understand the obsession with poutine but it's a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thieverpedia Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 How odd. Why would anyone obsess over cold-blooded zombies? We all know the Canadians are coming to eat us, as they crave American flesh for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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