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[Forum Game] - Make Up an Odd Reason to Ban the Person Above You

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Asparagus    9135

Ban Jand for not solving the puzzle that rewards a Vegas-style buffet when completed...

*checks with Mr. Jeeves*

Mr. Jeeves... why is all the food gone? O__O

Mr. Jeeves: ... runs away to the country side and makes a new life under the alias Dr. Beeves

My apologies Master Jand, please accept this coupon for a 2 for 1 foot long made out of *squints* "authentic dogs"... 

Huh... well you're free to go O__O

Edited by Asparagus

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Master Jand    1539

*hugh* Finally free.

*hugh*

Throws off his electric collar back at the facility.

As my last forced ban, I ban DatShadowJK for never helping me escape.

*drives bus back to his hometown near SF, California*

Ahh, it's good to be back!

*looks at coupon*

Hmmm... authentic dogs. Maybe I should try one.

*drives to the restaurant in his mini cooper*

Hello, this is YumDog Inc?

Cashier: Yup

Jand: I have a coupon for 2 free authentic dogs?

Cashier grabs a magnifying glass.

Cashier: It expires March 15...

JAND: YAASSSSS!

Cashier: ...1907.

JAND: CURSE YOU ASPARAGUS!!!!

 

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Master Jand    1539

*drives back to facility holding coupon high and proud*

That little muck, I'll teach him not to mess around with me...

*CRASH!*

Jand's car collides with DatShadowJK's.

Jand: What the heck are you doin' here?

DatShadowJK: The facility came into all-out anarchy when you left.

*dramatic flashback*

DatShadowJK, Cyborg, & watermelen are smashing lunch tables, throwing their food at the guards, and breaking windows.

Asparagus files bankruptcy shortly after and the scientific testing facility project has thus been disbanded.

*end of flashback*

Jand: Jeez. Here, I'll pay for it.

Jand shoves a 990,000 USD in DatShadowJK's face.

DatShadowJK: But I'm Austrailian!

Jand: USE A FRIGGIN ATM

Jand then tries to locate Asparagus, but he has gone into hiding.

Jand pulls out his fire darts, ready to see him when he does.

Jand puts out a bait (ban) for Asparagus where he think he's hiding. The moment he tries taking the ban, he'll get unleashed with fists of fury.

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Pyromailmann    2991

Ban Jand for using this thread to make little rp things. instead of really banning anybody and preparing to ban Asparagus.

Edited by Pyromailmann
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Master Jand    1539

*in the meantime, Jand decides to go back to old times with his facility friends and make fun by banning eachother*

Ban DatShadowJK for not knowing about ninjas.

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Master Jand    1539

My Tam O' Shanter Keeps Me SANE Around Here, Thank You Very MUCH!

Ban DatShadowJK For attracting all these shadow creatures to me with all that raw meat + no tam.

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DatShadowJK    2411

Ban Jand for repeating this statement EXCEPT changing few things:
 

On 09/03/2017 at 8:03 AM, Destros09 said:

Ban datshadowjk for destroying my sanity with that meat

 

Edited by DatShadowJK

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DatShadowJK    2411

Ban Master Jand for not knowing that I started Page 176 and giving me a ban for that INSTEAD. EDIT: And also ban Jand for making this a conversation (I'm replying until 2 other people post)EDIT: AND Double Posting EDIT: And making me edit to much

Edited by DatShadowJK

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Master Jand    1539

*tension is rising between the two*

Hm. I ban you for scaring the heebie-jeebies out of me when yelling at me in that post.

Sure, I'll wait. (PLZ SOMEBODY REPLY SOON)

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Master Jand    1539

*wonders within head what to say*
Ban pyro because... oh.

Err.. oh, I got one! Ban pyro because...! Ahh, that ain't good either.

*ponders how to respond*

Dear Pyro, you have been banned do to inactivity on these forums. Please pack your items and leave.

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Pyromailmann    2991
30 minutes ago, Master Jand said:

Dear Pyro, you have been banned do to inactivity on these forums. Please pack your items and leave.

Ban Jand because I actually am active on the forums but only here in the off-topic section.

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Asparagus    9135
4 minutes ago, Master Jand said:

Hmmm... can't argue with that!

Asparagnito System on-line...

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Detecting an error in the ban-space continuum... correcting...

Ban pyro for not being active in the other parts of the forums anymore...

Ban Master Jand for not having a reason to ban pyro and therefore he eats napkin squeezings O__O

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Master Jand    1539

Swat team arrives on the scene.

GO! GO! HE'S TAKEN THE BAIT!

The swat team surrounds Asparagus.

POW POW POW POW!

Fire darts from all side. However, Asparagus manages to escape under the cover of darkness.

HE'S GETTING AWAY! FOLLOW HIM!!!

Jand watches from above, still unsatisfied.

The swat team finally get him.

Asparagus, unconcious, scarred, and bruised, sits in the police station with Jand, awaiting him to regain concious.

He finally opens his eyes.

I challenge you to a Duel...

See you in exactly 16 hours.

 

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