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Some Story: Choose Your Own Adventure

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Morgan17    1305

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You are some guy on an adventure for some reason. On your adventure, you stumble upon a tree and a hat.

What will you do?

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Auth    10184

Sue the hat for copyright infringement and show evidence by waving Adventure Land files in it's face, and proceed to storm away.

 

After a few months, go back to the spot and hack the area using the debug console and the wiki's helpful list of console commands, and skip to the game's credits.

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Morgan17    1305

Sue the hat for copyright infringement and show evidence by waving Adventure Land files in it's face, and proceed to storm away.

 

After a few months, go back to the spot and hack the area using the debug console and the wiki's helpful list of console commands, and skip to the game's credits.

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You have no idea what this means.

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Auth    10184

TOSS THE HAT ONTO THE TREE. DON'T GIVE UP. THE TREE MUST BE FANCY.

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Morgan17    1305

TOSS THE HAT ONTO THE TREE. DON'T GIVE UP. THE TREE MUST BE FANCY.

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You attempt to throw the hat on top of the tree, but it bounces off.

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Asparagus    9137
Establish dominance.

Brain shortcuts made me see the first sentence as... well... something to do with establishing dominance... carry on...

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Morgan17    1305

Punch the tree. Establish dominance.

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You punch the tree as hard as you can. However, there are no living creatures nearby so you don't establish dominance. The apple on the tree falls down.

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Morgan17    1305

The apple is a granny smith... then it transforms into Will Smith's Grandma and pinches your cheeks... O__O

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Granny smiths are green, fool! This apple is clearly red!

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