PandaWaffles Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 As you watch your friend sleep in the tent, it suddenly ignites and they're roasted alive, screaming for minutes. A Wilson walks into the base and stares in horror at the mess where bits of flesh have melted to the sticks. He then turns to face you and asks why, why didn't you help the poor victim? And you, staring straight ahead with unblinking eyes, whisper, "Bro I got a melon on a stick" as you wave your glorious treasure in front of his face. You then get kicked from the server almost immediately the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted July 6, 2015 Author Share Posted July 6, 2015 SethR Make it happen please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted July 6, 2015 Author Share Posted July 6, 2015 As you watch your friend sleep in the tent, it suddenly ignites and they're roasted alive, screaming for minutes. A Wilson walks into the base and stares in horror at the mess where bits of flesh have melted to the sticks. He then turns to face you and asks why, why didn't you help the poor victim? And you, staring straight ahead with unblinking eyes, whisper, "Bro I got a melon on a stick" as you wave your glorious treasure in front of his face. You then get kicked from the server almost immediately the end. I laughed so @#$%ing hard at this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 We need to design a slogan or song to advertise this marvel of an invention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 8, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 8, 2015 Melon on a STIIIIIICKMELOOOOOOOOOOOONON A STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK You better believe...This marvelous thiiiiiiiing...Will actually be implemented in the gameAND IT WON'T BE ON A WHIIIIIIIIIM I don't know why I'm rhyming this...Neither why I yelled back there...But one thing I know!ADD A MELON, KLEI, PLEASE, DON'T MAKE US PULL OUR HAIR... out. OVER THIS THING...THIS MARVELOUS CREATION...ADD THIS TO THE GAAAAAAAME!MAKE IT A NATION! (or not, your choice) WITH THIS VERSE I'LL CONCLUDE...THIS HORRIBLE SOOOOONG...THAT ONLY GOT GOOGBECAUSE OF THE MELOOOOOOOOOOON! Melon on a stick. Yeah. Thanks everybody, I'm the melon singer and I'm here from Mondays to Mondays, no exceptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I voted no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 8, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 8, 2015 I voted no.BUT WHY THOUGH? CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IDEA IS MARVELOUS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 BUT WHY THOUGH? CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IDEA IS MARVELOUS?It is a complete waste of time, and a ridiculous idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 It is a complete waste of time, and a ridiculous idea. In all seriousness, there are no aesthetic items. The straw hat used to be (sort of) It's not like it ruins the game. Why not have it for those who want it? It could cause some laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphKastro Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 In all seriousness, there are no aesthetic items. Trinkets? Potted Fern? Old Bell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted July 9, 2015 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 Trinkets? Potted Fern? Old Bell? Trinkets? Trade. But sort of. Potted fern? Yeah, I forgot about that one. Old Bell? To be clearer, I guess, there's no aesthetic apparel. Everything has a durability a/o specific use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphKastro Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Old Bell? nope, all it does is flood a bunch of chests from my glommer hunting adventures and never do anything. To be clearer, I guess, there's no aesthetic apparel. Everything has a durability a/o specific use. doesn't mean they're not aesthetic. Just means that they're not useless aside from aesthetic. Look at Better Than Wolves(Minecraft's better looking and smarter son) for example, there's hardly any item or block there that is there just for aesthetic reasons, and when there is, it's mostly a remnant of Minecraft (before FC got axe-happy) or some inside joke(like the Golden Dung). Things that are there just for being there are boring. They need either a purpose or a meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted July 9, 2015 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 A.) nope, all it does is flood a bunch of chests from my glommer hunting adventures and never do anything. B.) They need either a purpose or a meaning. A.) That just makes them tools you don't use.B.) It does have a meaning. It symbolizes a bloody battle for laughter, and leaving one's MarkL on the history of Don't Starve. It also has a purpose. Allowing you to go up to people and be like Bro I got a melon on a stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 9, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 9, 2015 Allowing you to go up to people and be like Bro I got a melon on a stick. Want a better purpose other than this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphKastro Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 A.) That just makes them tools you don't use. nope it's useless. Because I say they are. They do nothing. When I examine it, Wendy says "This thing sucks and should die". Not even Krampus wants it. Want a better purpose other than this? would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 9, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 9, 2015 nope it's useless. Because I say they are. They do nothing. When I examine it, Wendy says "This thing sucks and should die". Not even Krampus wants it. You greatly offended me as a quote writer, implying Wendy would say something like that... would be nice. Not really, I agree with Tater, we need moreaesthetic items, not everything in this game needs an actual use, I'd like some items that could be used for fun and giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphKastro Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 You greatly offended me as a quote writer, implying Wendy would say something like that... I am actually working in changing all of the characters observations on the bell to insult it somehow. The Things we do when we're bored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 9, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 9, 2015 I am actually working in changing all of the characters observations on the bell to insult it somehow. The Things we do when we're bored...Hmm... it could be a little bit more in-character, sonething like "This item is as unimportant to me as my heart." or something like that...Also, I'm still not used to your new profile pic... ARGH! BRAIN, REMEMBER, THAT'S RALPH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphKastro Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Hmm... it could be a little bit more in-character, sonething like "This item is as unimportant to me as my heart." or something like that... gah, creativity. I cannot. ARGH! BRAIN, REMEMBER, THAT'S RALPH! IT'S RAINBOW RALPH NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 MELONHYPE! Everybody! We can't let it die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 12, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 12, 2015 MELONHYPE! Everybody! We can't let it die!Agreed! Klei must notice this!And you need a "Melon on a Stick!" member title! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willette Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 This reminds me of the good old posts about bacon and potato churches, the hunt for the pelontrix, and the great days of demanding multiplayer threads. Those were the days.The days of chaos and spam, but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Seems pretty pointless, but, Melon on a stick, so.... support? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 Seems pretty pointless, but, Melon on a stick, so.... support? Yes. Support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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