New ARG Link

[landromat]

Hourglass countdown: 0.85

let's go

Edited November 7, 2025 by landromat

[alainmcd]

And the sap countdown is no longer stuck on "Disconnected".

[Lovens]

On 11/6/2025 at 5:08 AM, Kehvran said:

I have to admit that i'm loving getnerfedon content more than the actual arg lmao
HMM THAT BREATHING!!!! 

Couldn't agree more. He did a better job than Klei at keeping the thread alive and players engaged. Sicknesses happen, we are all people, but developers could have been a bit more transparent on the timing of the ARG (or post more frequently). I guess we should be happy they posted at all. 

[GetNerfedOn]

1 hour ago, Lovens said:

Couldn't agree more. He did a better job than Klei at keeping the thread alive and players engaged. Sicknesses happen, we are all people, but developers could have been a bit more transparent on the timing of the ARG (or post more frequently). I guess we should be happy they posted at all. 

Now, now. They were transparent enough to break the ARG's immersion to give us updates.

[Kehvran]

1 hour ago, Lovens said:

Couldn't agree more. He did a better job than Klei at keeping the thread alive and players engaged. Sicknesses happen, we are all people, but developers could have been a bit more transparent on the timing of the ARG (or post more frequently). I guess we should be happy they posted at all. 

I mean, I think I could've expressed myself poorly, because I can see that I probably lead you into believe "getnerfedon" content is good and klei's arg bad, which is not what I wanted to convey! I'm enjoying the arg as it is and how klei is doing it, I like their pace, it makes me wonder about possibilities with dst's lore, which is something I love in games, while waiting for the next release. What I wanted to convey is: arg, puzzles and this type of stuff are not something I enjoy as much as getnerfedon doing all the host thing, which is WAAAAYYYYY TOO good and funny!!! It is the type of content that I enjoy and I'm normally seeking on social media, funny people that create content in a lightweight way, it makes me smile every now and then!

Sorry for any inconvenience, english is not my mother language.

[Doktoberfest]

I hope he knows that we care so much about him that we been watching him collect sap for weeks-

I Would watch him collect sap for even longer

[Pinkamena11FazP]

Help what do I do if the hourglass is gone? Am I locked out of the ARG? And how to I undo it? I am trying to do the arg but am missing the hourglass to click on. I got all the other stuff showing.  Will I miss out on rewards and if so that stinks.

[Sick_ses]

23 minutes ago, Pinkamena11FazP said:

Help what do I do if the hourglass is gone? Am I locked out of the ARG? And how to I undo it? I am trying to do the arg but am missing the hourglass to click on. I got all the other stuff showing.  Will I miss out on rewards and if so that stinks.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kLKXDYVMJ5HE9CMY-qbXXs6JXxBqPq-Z8INWDulwvd8/edit?usp=sharing
The hourglass ain’t there because you’re not up to date in the arg

Just follow the instructions in the google doc and it should appear again 

[GetNerfedOn]

22 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said:

Day 29 of writing down the script of the Inevitable short letter by letter until this ARG ends:

Once upon a time several strangers w

Day 30 of writing down the script of the Inevitable short letter by letter until this ARG ends:

Once upon a time several strangers we

[Echsrick]

10 hours ago, Doktoberfest said:

I hope he knows that we care so much about him that we been watching him collect sap for weeks-

I Would watch him collect sap for even longer

it dit gave me a little chuggle, thanks

[wormwood123]

19 hours ago, Doktoberfest said:

I hope he knows that we care so much about him that we been watching him collect sap for weeks-

I Would watch him collect sap for even longer

Me too 

[HowlVoid]

Next part of the arg will be in the super deluxe ultra mega boardgame, but only if you bought the 500 dollar version. 

It wont be continued until 2027, thanks for your patience. Act now and it can be fastfowarded 6 months for 5 simple payments of $19.99.

[Tigris Nano]

7 minutes ago, HowlVoid said:

Next part of the arg will be in the super deluxe ultra mega boardgame, but only if you bought the 500 dollar version. 

It wont be continued until 2027, thanks for your patience. Act now and it can be fastfowarded 6 months for 5 simple payments of $19.99.

Buy a porsche for wagstaff so he can transport sap buckets faster

[Doktoberfest]

Bucket o Poop reskin reward: Bucket o sap

[landromat]

40 minutes ago, Doktoberfest said:

Bucket o Poop reskin reward: Bucket o sap

only if it has infinite uses

[Ridley]

1 hour ago, landromat said:

only if it has infinite uses

only if you can fill it up first

[GetNerfedOn]

On 11/8/2025 at 1:40 PM, GetNerfedOn said:

Day 30 of writing down the scripof the Inevitable short letter by letter until this ARG ends:

Once upon a time several strangers we

 

[BrixGoBrrr]

On 11/8/2025 at 1:40 AM, GetNerfedOn said:

Once upon a time... several strangers, We

[^ Poetic interpretation, as consolation-content during GetNerfedOn's day off] 

[Johnny_Waffles]

Dude Maxwell's been on the throne for a shorter amount of time than this arg has been on hold for

[gamehun20]

I can almost smell the sap 

[KSMX35]

Hello there!

Got stuck, need help =(
Can't open this site for several days. By the way, VPN do literraly nothing.

But timer is working. Is there someone else with the same problem?

Spoiler

Spoiler

[Cassielu]

ARG update time is in the early hours of the morning here... I hope there will be enough new content so that I can still participate in the puzzle when I get up tomorrow morning.

[Csfranklin]

19 minutes ago, Cassielu said:

ARG update time is in the early hours of the morning here... I hope there will be enough new content so that I can still participate in the puzzle when I get up tomorrow morning.

There's about 3 more hours

[landromat]

5 minutes ago, Csfranklin said:

There's about 3 more hours

more like 5

[Uedo]

Welp, despite Klei surprising me by providing more than I thought they would, we're back at the this point again.

Hopes will not be gotten up EVA AGEN! (Like, i'm not shocked though - Klei used to be so good)