Jakepeng99 Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 Top 10 reasons to remove wolfgang: 1. Doesnt have a hunger drain when mighty. Makes no sense and is unrealistic. 2. He is idiotic. It is unrealistic that he can use science and advanced technology. He destroys the immersion of dst. 3. He is innapropiate. He rips his shirt off when mighty. 4. Too op. 5. Outclasses Walter heavily. Why use slingshot when you can use dumbells? Why use slingshot when you kill everything in 2 hits? 6. Unrealistic. It requires many protein to body build, but you can live off only ice cream? 7. He should sweat as much as the people who play him. Sweating should be a downside. 8. He ruins the whole games lore. He got his strength from shadows, so why can he chose lunar alignment? 9. Boring. 11. He sweats as much as the tryhards who play him. 10. Why not let every character body build just like Wolfgang? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klays.exe Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 Why do you think he's stupid? He's skittish, but he's definitely not stupid. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakepeng99 Posted April 1, 2024 Author Share Posted April 1, 2024 25 minutes ago, Klays.exe said: Why do you think he's stupid? He's skittish, but he's definitely not stupid. Have you seen his quotes? 12 minutes ago, Reecitz said: I think it's less literal and a more opinion-based take, given how they dislike the character quite a bit in other aspects. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_Chuchmay Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 "I don't like the fantasy part of the game, it's unrealistic" Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708934 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cropo Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 2 hours ago, Jakepeng99 said: Have you seen his quotes? Pretty sure all of his speech implies English is a second language for him; he's not stupid but talks a bit awkwardly due to a language barrier. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708936 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike23Ua Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 I know this is a joke post, but after Wolfgang’s rework I’ve come to really appreciate him as a character. And that’s saying something because prior to his rework I couldn’t stand how simple & bland he felt- You just ate meatball & had all the power in the world. I love how the rework allows you to be starving to death but still able to beef up and get mighty, and how each of his forms have their own little things they can do, plus it’s just so satisfying to Yeet dumbells at two birds at once lol. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine. Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 While we're here to remove Wolfgang, we should consider removing Wanda too! I mean, she is the only one who ages. Either make everyone age or remove Wanda so it stays realistic and consistent! Her weapon also outclasses the Cat Tail whip, so her alarming clock should just be removed too. Make Don't Starve Together be fair and balanced again! Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708939 Share on other sites More sharing options...
_zwb Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 5 hours ago, Jakepeng99 said: 9. Boring. That's one funny way to spell Wilson Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notecja Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 There is that one specific quote of Wolfgang when he examines barren bush... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708943 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gi-Go Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 2 hours ago, cropo said: Pretty sure all of his speech implies English is a second language for him; he's not stupid but talks a bit awkwardly due to a language barrier. "Wolfgang is not stupid you guys!" Wolfgang: Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakepeng99 Posted April 1, 2024 Author Share Posted April 1, 2024 How does both of his hands get buff when he only uses one hand for fhe dumbells? Why does his head get big? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenship2 Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 wolfgang players when the lionsolo walks in Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notecja Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 2 hours ago, Jakepeng99 said: Why does his head get big? that's the muscles on brain! : D Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButterStuffed Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 2 hours ago, Jakepeng99 said: Why does his head get big? He’s doing the calculations for planar damage wrong in his head. The strain makes his brain expand. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeatAndRun Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 That's one quality joke Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakepeng99 Posted April 1, 2024 Author Share Posted April 1, 2024 25 minutes ago, HeatAndRun said: That's one quality joke Whats a joke? (I would say that if i was a Wolfgang main) Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1708978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimothywastaken Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 wolfgang just knows how to use thulecite to make the gembell why doesn't he share this information with the other survivors is he stupid? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1709001 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacco Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 Top 10 reasons to remove wurt: - she is a merm (i am a pig btw) - she is op but wurt mains are trying to hide it - it's impossible that a child can literally craft a kingdom - Merm guards should start bodybuilding with wolf instead of defending a little kiddo - she is somehow related to the ocean, and ocean=bad - she should be hated by the other merms because she became friend with humans - vegetarians are cringe - the people who play wurt are too chill to be in a forum - #nerfwurt - #nerfwolf 4 minutes ago, Sacco said: everything is 100% true Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1709006 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty_Mentos Posted April 1, 2024 Share Posted April 1, 2024 More furry skins for Wolfgang pls Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1709008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakepeng99 Posted April 2, 2024 Author Share Posted April 2, 2024 April fools. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/155387-remove-wolfgang/#findComment-1709049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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