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Top 10 reasons to remove wolfgang:

1. Doesnt have a hunger drain when mighty. Makes no sense and is unrealistic.

2. He is idiotic. It is unrealistic that he can use science and advanced technology. He destroys the immersion of dst.

3. He is innapropiate. He rips his shirt off when mighty. 

4. Too op. 

5. Outclasses Walter heavily. Why use slingshot when you can use dumbells? Why use slingshot when you kill everything in 2 hits?

6. Unrealistic. It requires many protein to body build, but you can live off only ice cream?

7. He should sweat as much as the people who play him. Sweating should be a downside.

8. He ruins the whole games lore. He got his strength from shadows, so why can he chose lunar alignment?

9. Boring.

11. He sweats as much as the tryhards who play him.

10. Why not let every character body build just like Wolfgang?

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Klays.exe said:

Why do you think he's stupid? He's skittish, but he's definitely not stupid.

I think it's less literal and a more opinion-based take, given how they dislike the character quite a bit in other aspects. 

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25 minutes ago, Klays.exe said:

Why do you think he's stupid? He's skittish, but he's definitely not stupid.

Have you seen his quotes?

12 minutes ago, Reecitz said:

I think it's less literal and a more opinion-based take, given how they dislike the character quite a bit in other aspects. 

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2 hours ago, Jakepeng99 said:

Have you seen his quotes?

Pretty sure all of his speech implies English is a second language for him; he's not stupid but talks a bit awkwardly due to a language barrier.

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I know this is a joke post, but after Wolfgang’s rework I’ve come to really appreciate him as a character. And that’s saying something because prior to his rework I couldn’t stand how simple & bland he felt- You just ate meatball & had all the power in the world.

I love how the rework allows you to be starving to death but still able to beef up and get mighty, and how each of his forms have their own little things they can do, plus it’s just so satisfying to Yeet dumbells at two birds at once lol.

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While we're here to remove Wolfgang, we should consider removing Wanda too!

I mean, she is the only one who ages. Either make everyone age or remove Wanda so it stays realistic and consistent!

Her weapon also outclasses the Cat Tail whip, so her alarming clock should just be removed too. Make Don't Starve Together be fair and balanced again!

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2 hours ago, cropo said:

Pretty sure all of his speech implies English is a second language for him; he's not stupid but talks a bit awkwardly due to a language barrier.

"Wolfgang is not stupid you guys!"

Wolfgang: 

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Top 10 reasons to remove wurt:

- she is a merm (i am a pig btw)

- she is op but wurt mains are trying to hide it

- it's impossible that a child can literally craft a kingdom

- Merm guards should start bodybuilding with wolf instead of defending a little kiddo

- she is somehow related to the ocean, and ocean=bad

- she should be hated by the other merms because she became friend with humans

- vegetarians are cringe

- the people who play wurt are too chill to be in a forum

- #nerfwurt

- #nerfwolf

4 minutes ago, Sacco said:

everything is 100% true

 

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