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This was totally random default world. I don't know if this is good or bad, but at least it looks interesting (and dangerous, poor pigs didn't make it to live two minutes old, they preffer to kamikaze on the dragonfly screaming religious slogans).

Sorry if this is common, first time I see these things on the same place xD

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Too bad I died literally minutes after starting to build a base over there... to spiders. It looked like a fun neighbourghood to be in. But I didn't cry.

I've never seen the Dragonfly pools spawned in the pig king village before. :o Cool! (unless you want to trade things to the king.)

 

I regret this seccond part of my post now, I posted without thinking. It's a little cringey, read at your own risk. 

Perhaps it was a one time romantic fling between the dragonfly and the pig king, and they're living together. <3 He is a pretty big pig, is his size comparable to the giants? 

9 minutes ago, SillyWilson said:

Perhaps it was a one time romantic fling between the dragonfly and the pig king, and they're living together. <3 He is a pretty big pig, is his size comparable to the giants? 

I thought these forums were meant to be family friendly.

17 minutes ago, SillyWilson said:

I've never seen the Dragonfly pools spawned in the pig king village before. :o Cool! (unless you want to trade things to the king.)

Perhaps it was a one time romantic fling between the dragonfly and the pig king, and they're living together. <3 He is a pretty big pig, is his size comparable to the giants? 

Must be a painful relationship. Seeing how your beloved giantic insect kills all your kids every morning as the sun rises doesn't sound very nice.

1 minute ago, Sinister_Fang said:

I thought these forums were meant to be family friendly.

What did i say that wasn't family friendly? D:> Sorry if I offended anyone, if i did. If you mean the size thing, I was considering that it might be hard for a giant dragonfly to have a relationship with a pig if he was so small she could accidentally crush him to death. 

1 minute ago, SillyWilson said:

What did i say that wasn't family friendly? D:> Sorry if I offended anyone, if i did. If you mean the size thing, I was considering that it might be hard for a giant dragonfly to have a relationship with a pig if he was so small she could accidentally crush him to death. 

Heheh, don't feel bad. I was merely making a joke is all. The way you phrased it could make it seem like you meant something... else...

Honestly, if someone was to get in trouble for that, it would likely be me for even bringing that up.

3 hours ago, Sinister_Fang said:

I thought these forums were meant to be family friendly.

Nothing is family friendly when Wes is involved.

3 hours ago, mochilo said:

Must be a painful relationship. Seeing how your beloved giantic insect kills all your kids every morning as the sun rises doesn't sound very nice.

don't kinkshame him

(laughs)  Oh my god, that's amazing!  I had a _similar_ map once, believe it or not.  You couldn't trade with the Pig King without being _really careful_ to duck out of the way of the Dragonfly, as their areas were uncomfortably close.

Not quite THIS close, though!  : P  At least the Pig King had his whole wooden floor area to himself, and there was a bit of a border between his forest and the desert!  It's just that the Dragonfly's location was right at the very close _edge_ of said desert.  This, however...this takes the cake.

I've also had the Volt Goats spawn so close to her that they would rather _run towards the lava fields and be ON FIRE_ than stand near me, when I came anywhere near them with a weapon.  But that's nothing compared to the Amazing Flying Goat I saw in singleplayer who was stuck way out over the water.  (laugh)

EDIT: There's this Hunger Games generator website where you can put in the names of custom people, and then the site will generate all the different random ways they horribly kill each other--mixed in with random alliances and shippy romantic "awww" scenes?  And I tried putting in all the Don't Starve characters in it, including the giants and the Pig King?

Let's just say the generator came up with relationships weirder than this.  XD  (They were all just holding-hands-in-the-moonlight to indicate Oooh, They Have FEELINGS For Each Other!-level, though.  Which kinda makes it funnier.)

...Notorious

7 hours ago, CaptainChaotica said:

I've also had the Volt Goats spawn so close to her that they would rather _run towards the lava fields and be ON FIRE_ than stand near me, when I came anywhere near them with a weapon.  But that's nothing compared to the Amazing Flying Goat I saw in singleplayer who was stuck way out over the water.  (laugh)

Awww. Feels bad. I've also had rip goats just like that :( goats are always a cute thing, so bad they don't want to be your friend. Baby goat pet needs to be a thing in DST!!

 

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