T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 What about the Melongrinch? I got this guys. 1 sec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 Warning: The following song contains spooky language and is really, really horrible. You're a Melon, Mister L (L, don't take any of this to heart. It's all either exaggerated, not true, or also true about me. Your name just fit the best. ) You're a Melon, Mister L!And on a stick you are!You were once a roped up dogBut you found that was sub-par!Mister L!You're a forum user but I'm not sure what you aaaaaaare!You are loose-lipped, Mister LYou spilled the beans about OC'sYou upset Fid's familyDespite Fidooop's many pleasMister L!Fid wouldn't touch you through aRow of thirty-nine and a half melon treeeeeees!You're an idler, Mister L!You just wait for skins to showYou do nothing on your serversExcept unraveling each bow!Mister L!If I had a choice to pick which one of you is most valuableI'd take the present's bow!You're a braggart, Mister L!You boast of Valkyrie!Your one redeeming valueis your choice in company!Mister L!The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:Run!Ran!Runny! (Nose)You are vulgar, Mister L!You speak of child prostitutesAfrica holds the populationEach of these kids constitutesMister L!Your mind is a hellish realmawash with the most disgusting imagesall primarily featuringAfrican children in their birthday suits!You disgust me, Mister L!So much that it makes me mad!You're a leech upon FruitloopYou think children's butts are rad!Mister L!You're worse than the lag on Fidooop's serversDuring winterWith 300 frogs that think you're their dad!(He's that bad!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted December 25, 2015 Developer Share Posted December 25, 2015 You're worse than the lag on Fidoop's servers10/10 - Spelled Fid's name wrong.There is no John Cena, but I shall forgive you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted December 29, 2015 Author Share Posted December 29, 2015 Guys guys guys this is not the thousandth reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted December 29, 2015 Developer Share Posted December 29, 2015 Guys guys guys this is not the thousandth reply.A shame, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 We've got bacon church, FNAF and Undertale sects as well as HOMESTUCK cults lurking among these forsaken forums and now a kingdom for melon lovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted December 31, 2015 Developer Share Posted December 31, 2015 We've got bacon church, FNAF and Undertale sects as well as HOMESTUCK cults lurking among these forsaken forums and now a kingdom for melon lovers. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh melononastick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted December 31, 2015 Author Share Posted December 31, 2015 We've got bacon church, FNAF and Undertale sects as well as HOMESTUCK cults lurking among these forsaken forums and now a kingdom for melon lovers. Maybe you'll like being MY MELON GUEST!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 Happy dew year everyone! Thank you for engaging in acts of melonry! Here'sto many more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Happy dew year everyone! Thank you for engaging in acts of melonry! Here'sto many more! QUESTION:Are we going to play other games on the melon streams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted January 1, 2016 Developer Share Posted January 1, 2016 QUESTION:Are we going to play other games on the melon streams?I vote for CAH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 QUESTION:Are we going to play other games on the melon streams? I do not have plans at the moment. I feel that DST is most likely to be owned by klei forumers, and therefore more likely to draw people in. I want the audience to be able to join in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Maybe you'll like being MY MELON GUEST!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted January 2, 2016 Author Share Posted January 2, 2016 Oh man that's been my dream since childhood Oh why thank you. Can't wait to have you on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Oh why thank you. Can't wait to have you on. My pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyde042 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I wish to apply for citizenship in the Melondom and hold the position of the director of M.S.A - Melondom Security Agency. I pledge to protect with heart and soul the freedom and rights of the Melondom Citizens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I wish to apply for citizenship in the Melondom and hold the position of the director of M.S.A - Melondom Security Agency. I pledge to protect with heart and soul the freedom and rights of the Melondom Citizens.Now that you remind me of it, once I made a Melon Church. I even got a warning for it because it was offensive (you know racism and such)! Oh, good ol' times. I'm kind of happy to see where its descendant could climb up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I CANT BELIEVE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER CHURCH AND ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE SUSHI ONE THIS IS GREATSIGN ME IN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted January 2, 2016 Author Share Posted January 2, 2016 I wish to apply for citizenship in the Melondom and hold the position of the director of M.S.A - Melondom Security Agency. I pledge to protect with heart and soul the freedom and rights of the Melondom Citizens.WELCOME ABOARD! You will be banished if you act like the NSA though... Now that you remind me of it, once I made a Melon Church. I even got a warning for it because it was offensive (you know racism and such)! Oh, good ol' times. I'm kind of happy to see where its descendant could climb up.I found that thread while looking up the bacon church during the early days of this thread. XD However, while the melon persists, this is in fact not a descendant, because... I CANT BELIEVE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER CHURCHAND ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE SUSHI ONETHIS IS GREATSIGN ME IN ...it's a Melon Kingdom, or Melondom, if you will. Anyway, DwerBomb, WELCOME ABOARD! What occupation would you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I WANT TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARDS NYEHE fried Melon, if you like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyde042 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted January 2, 2016 Author Share Posted January 2, 2016 Oh my god XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted January 2, 2016 Author Share Posted January 2, 2016 I WANT TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARDS NYEHE fried Melon, if you like Fried Melon it is then! Unless you want to be in the royal guard WELCOME ABOARD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 @greenglacier Really though wanna be my melon guest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotheran Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 So, I guess I'm a diplomat, being meat amongst melons. I can get down to clown with that, maybe we can have a picnic, just don't invite any ants, Uncles are fine though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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