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Okay, I finished most of the quotes.

Tools    
 
   Axe- "Sharp. Very Sharp."

    Luxury Axe- "Normally I would question this, but then again..."

    Shovel- "Time to get the corpses."

    Regal Shovel- "Burying the experiments in style."

    Pickaxe- "Hit them all in the eye. The points shall graze their brains."

    Opulent Pickaxe- "Again, I would question this."

    Razor- "I prefer using this on human skin."

    Razor (can't shave)- "That isn't flesh."

    Razor (nothing left)- "Not even I would dare to."

    Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I don't think he liked me cutting his skin"

    Hammer- "Cannot stop, missing Hammertime.exe"

    Pitchfork- "The points remind me of bloodied needles."

Lights

    Campfire (upon being built)- "Now, I just need a penny for the ritual.."

    Campfire (high)- "Get the skin, it has to be tanned!"

    Campfire (normal)- "Hot enough for a sacrifice."

    Campfire (low)- "Not toasty. Not toasty at all."

    Campfire (embers)- "I can't blow onto it, my mouth is sewn shut."

    Campfire (burned out)- "I see the eyes of the Grue."

    Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Homemade sacrifical altar."

    Fire Pit (high)- "I have no guilt, I have no guilt, I have no guilt, I have..."

    Fire Pit (normal)- "Let us burn the blood of our enemies."

    Fire Pit (low)- "Not toasty. Not toasty at all."

    Fire Pit (embers)- "I can't blow onto it, my mouth is sewn shut."

    Fire Pit (burned out)- "I see the eyes of the Grue."

    Torch- "Let's burn houses."

    Torch (run out)- "You are a disappointment to me.."

    Miner Hat- "Lightbulb."

    Miner Hat (run out)- "Idea is lost."

    Pumpkin Lantern- "You have a Halloween mod installed? No?"

    Lantern- "Why can't I use fire instead of bulbous light?"

Survival

    Backpack- "Straw container."

    Piggyback- "Flesh container."

    Bird Trap- "How cruel. I like it."

    Bug Net- "I hate bugs. Especially spiders."

    Fishing Rod- "The denizens of the deep will have to deal with me."

    Straw Roll- "It's not cloth, but it'll work."

    Fur Roll- "They didn't stop, so I killed them."

    Tent- "Made from a spider's suffering. Bonus."

    Trap- "Weaving can be deadly."

    Honey Poultice- "I can feel the honey in my veins."

    Healing Salve- "I'll admit, spiders are useful."

    Heat Stone- "Ignis Saxum."

    Heat Stone (cold)- "Put it next to the fire."

    Heat Stone (warm)- "Why does a stone change color when exposed to heat?"

    Heat Stone (hot)- "Like the embers from the fire."

    Umbrella- "Rain makes cloth difficult to manage."

    Compass- "And what's the point of this?"

Food

    Crock Pot- "I like cooking flesh and blood. Makes a good stew."

    Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "The blood isn't done boiling."

    Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "The blood is almost infused in the food."

    Crock Pot (finished)- "And the sustenance is done."

    Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "For cultivating vegetables."

    Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Vegetables take so long to taste terrible."

    Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It requires fecal matter."

    Ice Box- "Freezing. Another common torture method."

    Drying Rack- "Like a noose for meat."

    Drying Rack (drying)- "The bodily fluids has to be squeezed out."

    Drying Rack (finished)- "And the meat is now dried."

Science

    Science Machine- "I don't see how this is used for science."

    Alchemy Engine- "Again, I don't see how this is used in alchemy."

    Winterometer- "So, a glorified thermometer?"

    Rainometer- "Apparently, I have to use this, as I can't look up."

    Lightning Rod- "A vessel for electrocution."

    Lightning Rod (charged)- "Now you can charge your computer."

    Gunpowder- "Kamikaze."

Fight

    Spear- "Like a giant scalpel for the stomach."

    Ham Bat- "Why are you hitting youself?."

    Boomerang- "Where does the charcoal go?"

    Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow. Why did that hurt?"

    Blow Dart- "Like a sewing needle. But it injects."

    Sleep Dart- "I don't use anesthesia."

    Fire Dart- "Injects fire into the bloodstream."

    Football Helmet- "Your skin shall be my protection."

    Grass Suit- "This doesn't really help."

    Logsuit- "Better, but flammable."

    Marble Suit- "Too heavy for my miniature physique. Maybe."

    Bee Mine- "Not the bees!"

    Tooth Trap- "Cut their shins, take the gore."

    Shelmet- "Proof that murder pays."

    Snurtle Shell Armor- "Block the attack with your young shell!"

Structures

    Bee Box- "Prisons for the bees."

    Bee Box (no honey)- "You are useless to me."

    Bee Box (some honey)- "Hurry up. Otherwise I will smoke you all."

    Bee Box (full with honey)- "You have earned my respect."

    Birdcage-"If only it was bigger."

    Birdcage (occupied)-"A fine specimen if the need for eyes is required."

    Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)-"Should I rip the eyes out?"

    Pig House- "If only I could make my own."

    Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Let's burn the house down."

    Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "He's watching me."

    Hay Wall (inventory)- "I could've turned that into yarn."

    Hay Wall (placed)- "You are too optimistic."

    Wood Wall (inventory)- "Looks like it was meant for impaling bodies."

    Wood Wall (placed)- "Good for hanging and drying flesh."

    Stone Wall (inventory)- "Strong and durable."

    Stone Wall (placed)- "Now, if only I had a roof."

    Chest-"Let's hope Pandora didn't leave this."

    Chest (full)- "It doesn't have 27 slots, y'know."

    Chest (not allowed to store, like as backpack)- "Impossible, due to game logic."

    Sign- "You are not here."

Turfs

    Wooden Flooring- "Ow, splinters."

    Carpeted Flooring- "Shaggy and rough."

    Cobblestones- "Reminds me of a certain mining game."

    Checkerboard Flooring- "Checkmate."

    Turfs- "Pocket-sized ground."

Refine

    Rope- "Twine of elevation."

    Boards- "Planks."

    Cut Stone- "A meter by meter by meter block of stone."

    Papyrus- "What's the use for paper?"

    Purple Gem- "I like the things I see inside of it."

    Nightmare Fuel- "High Octane or Regular?"

Magic

    Meat Effigy- "What a gentleman."

    Prestihatitator- "How do you pronounce that?"

    Shadow Manipulator- "Looks like a Thaumaturgic Triangle."

    Pan Flute- "You are going to like my song or else."

    Night Light- "Lets burn everyone's dreams."

    Night Armour- "I'm not even sure if this is real."

    Dark Sword- "Come here, I don't want to harm you."

    One-man Band- "Must be hard to play everything at once."

    Bat Bat- "Bat all of the bats with the Bat Bat."

    Chilled Amulet- "So cold, it burns."

    Nightmare Amulet- "It is amazing. So perfect."

    Life Giving Amulet- "Does this make imitations real?"

    Fire Staff- "Make like a Lord and burn."

    Ice Staff- "Club them on the head, and the brains will be preserved,"

    Telelocator Staff- "Now you see me, now you don't."

    Telelocator Focus(without gems)- "Once again, it looks like a Thaumaturgic Triangle."

    Telelocator Focus(with gems)- "They tell me it is ready."

Dress

    Sewing Kit- "My favorite way to kill."

    Rabbit Earmuff- "Don't move or else I will sew your guts to the sticks."

    Strawhat- "I am farming, but I'm not growing vegetables."

    Beefalo Hat- "I am your master, now bow to me."

    Beekeeper Hat- "I shall kill all the bees."

    Feather Hat- "Pluck them all, one by one.."

    Winter Hat- "JINGLE JINGLE."

    Top Hat- "Doesn't a certain Gamer wear this?"

    Dapper Vest- "Oh, I get it. The teeth."

    Breezy Vest- "I'm already made of breezy fabric."

    Puffy Vest- "This kind of restricts arm movement."

    Bush Hat- "Assassin."

    Garland- "I'm a little princess, look at me!"

    Walking Cane- "It's the same height as me."

Ancient

    Thulecite Medallion(min)- "Nothing has changed."

    Thulecite Medallion(rising low)- "I hear whispers."

    Thulecite Medallion(rising high)- "My head hurts, and I see dead animals."

    Thulecite Medallion(max)- "The nightmares, they tell me they are angry."

    Thulecite Medallion(receding high)-  "They sound like their voices are muffled."

    Thulecite Medallion(receding low)- "The animals aren't dead anymore. What a shame."

    Lazy Forager's Amulet- "I'm not lazy, I can do it myself."

    Magiluminescence- "Apparently, gem plus gold equals light."

    Construction Amulet- "Build all the things!"

    The Lazy Explorer- "Poof."

    Star Caller's Staff- "I call apon the heavens!."

    Pick/Axe- "I can chop legs with one end, and smash heads with the other."

    Thulecite Suit- "Ancient, yet still durable."

    Thulecite Club- "Smash them all!"

Nature

    Evergreen- "Nature is beautiful."

    Evergreen (chopped)- "Now it looks better."

    Evergreen (burning)- "Smoky is going to kill me."

    Evergreen (burnt)- "Oh well."

    Lumpy Evergreen- "Why so sad?"

    Log- "A vessel for splinters."

    Log (burning)- "Toasty."

    Living Log- "Don't be sad, I'm just going to burn you alive."

    Charcoal- "Burnt wood burn better than wood."

    Pinecone- "Offspring of coniferous trees."

    Baby Evergreen- "Grow up so I can take your children."

    Spiky Tree- "Thorny."

    Spiky Tree (chopped)- "I have prevailed!"

    Spiky Tree (burning)- "Your thorns are no match for this."

    Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Your spikes are brittle."

    Marble Tree- "Want to play flora chess?"

    Sapling- "It never grows into a tree."

    Sapling (picked)- "All of a sudden, drooping."

    Sapling (burning)- "Like burning children."

    Sapling (picked up)- "How are my hands free?"

    Twigs- "The arms of child trees."

    Grass- "Basic twine."

    Grass (picked)- "You are of no use to me."

    Grass (barren)- "It requires nutrients before I kill it."

    Grass (burning)- "Waste of could-be thread."

    Grass Tuft- "Watch the grass grow. Literally."

    Cut Grass- "Time for weaving."

    Berry Bush- "If only they were poisonous."

    Berry Bush (picked)- "I can't say anything snappy about that."

    Berry Bush (barren)- "Looks sick. Good."

    Berry Bush (burning)- "At least it is deadly."

    Berry Bush (picked up)- "Maybe I can alter it to make it poisonous."

    Reeds- "Why can't I dig you up?"

    Reeds (picked)- "Still can't dig you up."

    Reeds (burning)- "Swampy fire."

    Cut Reeds- "Like a whistle."

    Plant- "Stop being boring."

    Plant (growing)- "Stop taking so long to be boring."

    Plant (ready to be picked)- "Finally."

    Marsh Plant- "Still not interesting."

    Spiky Bush- "Thorns like needles."

    Spiky Bush (after picking it)- "Worth it for nature's thorns."

    Flower- "I'll kill them, I won't kill them, I'll kill them, I won't.."

    Petals- "So, the flowers have told me to kill them."

    Evil Flower- "Apparently, painting a flower black makes it evil."

    Dark Petals- "Smells like rotting flesh. I like it."

    Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "Red means hallucinatory."

    Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "Come out, I just want to wring your roots."

    Red Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)-"I broke it's neck."

Nature - Structures

    Bee Hive- "Let's gas them all."

    Killer Bee Hive- "Let's run from them all."

    Honeycomb- "Squish the maggots, kill the generations."

    Hound Mound- "Here, puppy!"

    Boon - "Where are your eyes, mister?."

    Touch Stone- "Draw a pentagram in blood, then add..."

    Harp Statue- "Headshot."

    Marble Pillar- "Where's the roof?"

    Marble- "Let's make marbled buttons."

    Merm House- "You could at least fix the shingles."

    Merm Head- "Hello mister, you need a bath."

    Pig Head- "Hello mister, I shall smash your head now."

    Pig Torch- "So THAT'S how pigs are made."

    Basalt Boulder- "I could build my base out of this."

    Boulder- "Nature's pimples."

    Rocks- "Good to keep eyesockets in shape."

    Flint- "Good for gouging the eyes."

    Nitre- "Why is it yellow?"

    Gold Nugget- "The only metal in this world, apparently."

    Headstone (1)- "What a waste of stone."

    Headstone (2)- "May your corpse be of use to me."

    Headstone (3)- "Why's my name on here? I can't die."

    Headstone (4)- "Death by suffocation via burying self."

    Grave- "Lets trample on it."

    Grave (dug)- "Time to extract the bodily fluids"

    Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Oh? Is it another grave?"

    Animal Tracks- "I shall stab it, I shall stab it, I shall..."

    Animal Tracks (lost its trail)- "I shall not stab it, apparently."

    Animal Tracks (found)- "KILL THEM ALL! MAKE THEM EXINCT!"

    Wooden Thing- "Wooden disk with symbols? Magic."

    Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It is not magical enough."

    Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "Freedom!"

    Ring Thing- "Too oversized for a wedding."

    Crank Thing- "Like an enchanted Jack in the Box."

    Box Thing- "What is this supposed to do, anyways?"

    Metal Potato Thing- "Potato..? They don't exist here."

    Wormhole (closed)- "Let's touch it, I'm sure nothing will happen."

    Wormhole (open)- "Rip the teeth out. Now, player."

    Wormhole (exited)-  "My cloth is now soaked."

    Pond- "Are you here, Ben?"

    Skeleton- "Nothing left. What a pity."

    Spider Den- "Burn the house and turn the remains into twine."

    Spider Egg- "I have a gernade."

    Rabbit Hole- "Fantasy declared war on reality."

    Walrus Camp- "Why are you examining this!?"

    Walrus Camp (Summer)- "Where do they go when summer is here?"

Nature - Caves

    Plugged Sinkhole- "How suspiscious."

    Sinkhole- "Spelunk is a word?"

    Rope to Surface- "Wait, where did the rope come from?"

    Mushtree- "What a giant fruiting body."

    Red Mushtree- "It makes me angry."

    Green Mushtree- "I hate green."

    Light Flower- "So, infinite photosynthesis?"

    Light Bulb- "Earth friendly idea found."

    Stalagmite- "Something to impale bodies with."

    Stalagmite (pointy)- Even better for impaling bodies."

    Spilagmite- "I can't even burn it...wait, can I?"

    Slurtle Mound- "I'm not going to ask what this is made of."

    Rabbit Hutch- "That is NOT a carrot."

    Fern- "You are even more useless."

    Foilage- "Anyone up for salad?"

    Cave Banana Tree- "Why can't you come to the surface?"

Nature - Ruins

    Ancient Statue- "Who is that man?"

    Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Let's do some Mcgyvering."

    Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "The gods are on my side."

    Broken Clockworks- "Who experimented on you before me?"

    Relic- "Let's smash artifacts."

    Cave Lichen- "Looks like a bush with mold."

    Ornate Chest- "A surprise in every box."

    Nightmare Light- "Burn the dreams."

    Thulecite- "Every. Single. Piece. Is. The. Same."

    Thulecite Wall- "This didn't protect the ancients."

Monsters

    Clockwork Knight- "You can't move straight! "

    Clockwork Bishop- "I have no times for your preaching."

    Clockwork Castle- "Why aren't you called a rook?"

    Damaged Bishop- "He's mad that I didn't convert."

    Damaged Rook- "Oh, NOW you're called a rook."

    Charlie (the darkness monster)- "I feel something watching me."

    Charlie (attacked by)- "My cloth! It ripped!"

    Hound- "I shall turn your teeth into mechanisms."

    Red Hound- "Stop burning my base."

    Blue Hound- "I can't freez- THE PAIN!!"

    Hound's Tooth- "I can turn this into a blunt needle."

    Spider- "A living spool."

    Spider (sleeping)- "Sleep tight."

    Spider (dead)- "Ha. Ha. Ha."

    Spider Warrior- "A living spool that bites."

    Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Sleep tight."

    Spider Warrior (dead)- "Ha. Ha. Again."

    Spider Gland- "I ripped it's organs."

    Silk- "So soft, much silk."

    Krampus- "Damnit Anti-Santa!"

    Krampus Sack- "Like a Tardis."

    Merm- "Mmm...sushi."

    Tentacle- "Where's the body?"

    Tentacle Spike- "I stole it's pinky."

    Tentacle Spots- "I remember a spider with this. I wonder why."

    Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "Still isn't the body."

    Baby Tentacle- "Aw, it's so cute. Die."

    Pig Guard- "Stop being hostile."

    Werepig- "And the little ran. Now."

    Ghost- "Do you beleive in the undead?"

    Mactusk- "I'm not even an animal! STOP HUNTING ME!"

    Weetusk- "Why do you love your monstrous father?"

    Walrus Tusk- "You didn't brush."

    Tam o' Shanter- "I'm Scottish!"

    Mosquito- "I bleed tears, not blood. Dumb insect."

    Mosquito (picked up)- "I bloody dare you to prick my tears."

    Nearby Mosquitoes- "Stop attacking, I already told you I don't have blood."

    Cave Spider- "Oh hey, Xjurwi."

    Spitter- "What do they spit..?"

    Batilisk- "I believe you can die."

    Snurtle- "Stop being puny."

    Slurtle- "Stop hiding from me."

    Slurtle Slime- "Why don't they explode if they eat red gems?"

    Broken Shell- "Why can't I build my own shell?"

    Lureplant- "I have no idea if the 'fruit' is meat or vegetable."

    Fleshy Bulb- "Doesn't feel fleshy."

    Eye Plant- "Stomp on it."

    Slurper- "Cover my head!"

    Ancient Guardian- "You look familiar."

    Dangling Depth Dweller- "Stop it with the long names, Klei."

    Depths Worm (emerged)- "Stab the fruit!"

    Depths Worm (lure)- "Ooh, glowing."

    Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Stop hiding!"

Animals

    Beefalo- "I usually burn them, but you're the player, not me."

    Beefalo (following)- "Come, my babies."

    Beefalo (sleeping)- "Stab it's heart!"

    Beefalo (shaved)- "Stop looking ridiculous."

    Beefalo Wool- "I can only make rough hemp with this."

    Beefalo Horn- "How is this perfect for calls? How?!"

    Baby Beefalo- "I might've killed your parents."

    Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "How cute."

    Nearby Bees- "AHHHHHH!"

    Bee- "Not the bees!"

    Bee (picked up)- "Honey makers."

    Killer Bee- "Why are you so aggresive?"

    Killer Bee (picked up)- "Why did I catch this.."

    Stinger- "I'm not allergic. I think."

    Pig- "Why can't there be bacon?"

    Pig (following)- "Come. We need to kill the spiders."

    Pig (dead)- "I'm not your friend."

    Pig Skin- "Tan it. TAN IT!"

    Bunnyman- "Try bacon. You'll get hooked."

    Beardlord- "I think I drank too much nightmare."

    Bunny Puff- "More soft then expected."

    Frog- "Drown it in vinegar."

    Frog (sleeping)- "Now what?"

    Frog (dead)- "Thank you for dying."

    Koalefant- "Ooh. I wonder if I can drown it in stew."

    Winter Koalefant- "Even better. Stew AND a coat."

    Rock Lobster- "You guys breed way too fast."

    Pengull- "You are such a pain."

    Splumonkey- "STOP STEALING MY STUFF!"

Passive Animals

    Butterfly- "What pretty colors."

    Butterfly (picked up)- "Rip the legs, one by one."

    Crow- "Why do you represent death?"

    Crow (picked up)- "Stroke."

    Jet Feather- "It is aerodynamic?"

    Redbird- "Less pretty, but still nice."

    Redbird (picked up)- "Scratch."

    Crimson feather- "Just say red."

    Snowbird- "Shouldn't you be migrating?"

    Snowbird (picked up)- "Fuzzy."

    Azure Feather- "It's white, not blue."

    Gobbler- "STOP EATING MY BERRIES!"

    Eye Bone- "Why can't I detach the eye?"

    Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "Rest, my child."

    Ashes of Eye Bone- "Poof..."

    Chester- "What ARE you?"

    Rabbit- "Stop running from me."

    Rabbit (picked up)- "I have you NOW."

    Beardling- "Become insane, instant chest hair."

    Beardling (picked up)- "I should probably pick flowers."

    Fireflies- "Flickering lights."

    Fireflies (picked up)- "How am I not crushing it?"

    Mandrake- "Looks edible."

    Mandrake (following)- "Oh, it's living? Let's cook it."

    Mandrake (dead)- "That cry is piercing."

    Mandrake (cooked)- "It makes me sleepy."

    Mandrake (knocked out by)- "So THAT'S why you don't cook mandrakes."

Tallbird Family

    Tallbird- "You're not that tall."

    Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Where's the child?"

    Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Ooh, omelette."

    Tallbird Egg- "Now I regret taking it."

    Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "Oh well, still tasty."

    Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Is it a boy or girl?"

    Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "I taste feathers."

    Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Maybe I should shove it into a freezer."

    Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Let's burn it."

    Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "Life is a slow miracle. A slow and boring miracle."

    Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "I don't know if it's a boy or girl!"

    Smallbird- "I'll just call you Hannah."

    Smallbird (hungry)- "It's a bit peckish."

    Smallbird (starving)- "Oh, you're starving? Who cares."

    Smallish Tallbird- "Puberty is a weird thing."

    Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "You get hungry quick."

    Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "I should be the one with the authority!"

    Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Bad bird! BAD BIRD!"

Bosses

    Treeguard (Leif)- "Just plant some pinecones."

    Living Log- "Look at those faces. Look at them."

    Spider Queen- "How come they don't use a democratic government?"

    Spider Hat- "Exactly how does this trick them?"

    Deerclops - "I need your windows to the soul, please."

    Deerclops Eyeball- "The texture. It is perfect."

Mobs - Other

    Maxwell- "Stop spawning him in. I hate him."

    Pig King- "let's introduce him to the Spider Queen."

    Wes (trapped)- "What a suspicious box. I wonder what's inside?"

    Abigail- "Stop spawning stuff in."

Food - Meats

    Bird Egg- "Crush"

    Bird Egg (cooked)- "I wish to feast on the unborn."

    Monster Meat- "What's so monstrous about it?"

    Cooked Monster Meat- "Oh. It's leaking black bile."

    Monster Jerky- "Chewy for a nightmare"

    Meat- "I got this through barbaric."

    Cooked Meat- "I burnt it slightly."

    Leafy Meat- "It's meat, but it's made from vegetables, but it's called Leafy Meat, but.."

    Cooked Leafy Meat- "Did I grill a veggie burger?"

    Jerky- "I never had jerky."

    Drumstick- "Cruelty."

    Fried Drumstick- "Fried cruelty."

    Fish- "Suffocate. SUFFOCATE."

    Cooked Fish- "Damn these bones."

    Morsel- "Morsel? For me it's a medium size snack."

    Cooked Morsel- "I can see tapeworms."

    Small Jerky- "I never had jerky."

    Koalefant Trunk- "Why would I eat nose?"

    Winter Koalefant Trunk- "Disgusting, but warm."

    Koalefant Trunk Steak- " No. Just no."

    Frog Legs- "Does it really taste like chicken...?"

    Cooked Frog Legs- "It doesn't taste anything like chicken."

    Batilisk Wing- "Let's fly off this island.

    Cooked Batilisk Wing- "It's actually not that bad."

Food - Fruits

    Berries- "Like blood."

    Roasted Berries- "Like jam."

    Cave Banana- "Just split it in the middle and it's easy to peel."

    Cooked Banana- "Why not fried banana?"

    Dragon Fruit- "Never heard of it, but it's amazing."

    Prepared Dragon Fruit- "I feel better just from smelling it."

    Durian- "Hm, these look familiar."

    Extra Smelly Durian- "I have no nose. Ha."

    Pomegranate- "I love pomegranate!"

    Sliced Pomegranate- "Wait a minute, didn't I put it into a fire?"


Food - Vegetables

    Corn- "Insert corn joke here."

    Popcorn- "Now if only I had a movie."

    Carrot (in the ground)- "Is that a carrot?"

    Carrot (picked)- "Nutritious. And crunchy."

    Roasted Carrot- "I don't like cooked carrots."

    Pumpkin- "I never had pumpkin raw."

    Hot Pumpkin- "Mmm. Like pie."

    Eggplant- "It BARELY resembles and egg."

    Braised Eggplant- "Now it doesn't look ANYTHING like an egg."

    Red Mushroom- "Blood red."

    Red Cap- "Poisonous."

    Cooked Red Cap- "Wait, cooking makes it healthy?"

    Green Mushroom- "Bile green."

    Green Cap- "Don't eat it. Don't"

    Cooked Green Cap- "Suddenly edible."

    Blue Mushroom- "Drowning blue."

    Blue Cap- "Reminds me of medicine."

    Cooked Blue Cap- "Now it reminds me of..well, nothing."

    Glow Berry- "It has DNA altering juice. How useful."

Food - Crock Pot

    Mandrake Soup- "Filling, but it makes me sleepy."

    Turkey Dinner- "It's never autumn here. At least, not yet."

    Most recipes- "I like cooking."

    Powdercake- "Utterly useless."

    Unagi- "What the h*ll is unagi?"

Food - Other

    Seeds- "I snack on seeds all the time."

    Seeds (specific)- "Wait, how is this different from normal seeds?"

    Roasted Seeds- "I killed the unborn."

    Honey- "Delicious in tea."

    Butterfly Wings- "Now it's just a bug."

    Butter- "Too many jokes."

    Rot- "Is this rotting food or rotting flesh?"

    Rotten Egg- "Rotting eggs are, apparently, not rot."


Misc Items

    Blueprint- "Words and measurements on blue paper."

    Gears- "I feel sad for killing something that isn't alive."

    Ash- "Hmm. Was the Lord here?"

    Red Gem- "If I had enough, I could stay warm forever."

    Blue Gem- "If I had enough, I could freeze everyone."

    Yellow Gem- "If I had enough, I could make it day forever."

    Orange Gem- "If I had enough, I could teleport off this island."

    Beard Hair- "I don't want to know who's this is."

    Manure- "Disgusting, but it's actually not that bad for fire."

    Guano- "Why's it white?"

    Most Graveyard Trinkets- "Trinkets everywhere!"

    Mismatched Buttons - "This reminds me of the factory I was made in."

Adventure Mode

    Failed- "I have failed....no, the player did."

    Obelisk that is down while sane (sane, down)- "Like a miniature pyramid."

    Obelisk that is down while sane (insane, up)- "Huh..? Must be the insanity."

    Obelisk that is up while sane (sane, up)- "Ooh, a ritual site!"

    Obelisk that is up while sane (insane, down)- "Once again, insanity messes up my thinking."

    Divining Rod (Before picked up from its starting base)- "A radio on a stick."

    Divining Rod- "Like a metal detector."

    Divining Rod (cold)- "Mostly static."

    Divining Rod (warm)- "Oh? The radio is speaking to me."

    Divining Rod (warmer)- "Okay, I get it. I'm near something."

    Divining Rod (hot)- "Would you shut up!?"

    Divining Rod Base- "A radio on a stick."

    Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)- "Needs a key."

    Divining Rod Base (unlocked)- "Now I can leave this place."

    Maxwell's Statue- "Evil is everywhere."

    Maxwell's Door-  "Ooh, adventure!"

    Maxwell's Phonograph- "Looping it over and over and over and.."

    Maxwell's Light- "I wish I knew how they worked."

    Maxwell's Toothtrap- "I didn't make this.."

    Maxwell's Toothrap (went off)- "That hurt."

    Beemine (Maxwell's)- "NOT THE MAXWELL BEES!"

    Sick Wormhole- "What happened to you?"

    Nightmare Lock- "How does it even work?"

    Nightmare Throne- "You could've at least made it a recliner."

    Other character on Nightmare Throne-  "I feel no pity for him/her/it."

Announcements

    Generic- "What is that?"

    Freezing- "My cloth is not used to freezing temperatures."

    Turning Winter- "And the sun is hiding from us."

    Battlecry- "I shall skin you!"

    Battlecry (on prey)- "I shall skin you!"

    Battlecry (Pig)- "I shall feed your skin to your bretheren!"

    Battlecry (Spider)- "Die Xjurwi!"

    Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "Die spider that isn't Xjurwi!"

    Leaving combat- "Well, that didn't work."

    Leaving combat (prey)- "Well, that didn't work."

    Leaving combat (Pig)- "Bad idea, bad idea, BAD IDEA!"

    Leaving combat (Spider)- "Get away from me, you vile creatures!"

    Leaving combat (Spider warrior)- "Get away from me you vile creatures!"

    Activated a Bee Mine- "Not the bees!"

    Dusk- "I need light, I need light, I need light, I need light..."

    Entering light- "Light is a curious thing."

    Entering darkness- "Darkness is a curious thing."

    Doing things in the dark- "I can't see anything in front of me."

    Failed to do something- "I failed."

    Failed to craft something- "You don't have enough resources, y'know."

    Trying to sleep during the day- "I don't sleep in the day."

    Trying to sleep when too hungry- "Need food, can't sleep."

    Trying to sleep near monsters- "I can't sleep with nightmares nearby."

    Hounds are coming- "I hear Great Danes."

    Deerclops is coming- "Oh god. That sounded big."

    Inventory full- "I can't hold all these items."

    Eating- "Yummy."

    Eating (spoiled food)- "That tasted terrible."

    Eating (stale food)- "Bit tough."

    Eating (painful food)- "That isn't food!"

    Hungry- "Homunculus needs food."

    Earthquake- "Look up.

Few typos, but whatever.

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oh god,

then you loss all your artwork?

that's beyond tragic

 

Not quite, thank god I made a backup. Since there are also important data of my studies there. But the Backup is all in snippets and I still have the problem of no laptop...and I can't afford buying a new one.....so big pile of *insert something the forum would probably censor anyway here* but it is at least not lost....that is something...I think

 

Your soul is mine.

 

No!

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