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*Meanwhile, where Chester Rules the World...

 

one of his subjects isn't escaping through the Doorway to Adventure, or so he'd better explain fast....*

 

What's that my Orange and Shadow Chester Overlord? 

 

*Pant Pant Pant*

 

What am I Doing next to Maxwell's Door?

Why, I am...ready to conquer the other worlds for your immanent arrival your Panting-ness!

 

*Pant Pant Pant*

 

You'll allow it if I can Herald a...battle song mentioning your prowess?

 

Of-of course my ever-storing Leader! I hope you find it to your liking!

 

 

"Prince of The Universe"

(From Queen's "Princes of the Universe")

 

You've been alive for centuries, and you are Immortal. 

 
*Sings*
Here you are
Born to Find Things
And are the Prince of the Universe.....
 
Here you belong
Where I'm fighting to Survive
in a World with (THEM,) the darkest Powers...
 
*Cue the Don't Starve Theme Music while still playing the Queen song Mash-up here*
 
Heahhh!
And here Chester is
the Prince of the Universe
Here he belongs, 
while I'm Fighting for survival
He'll come to be the ruler of your World!
 
*Chester Panting*
 
He is Immortal
he has inside him the Four Things
(YEAH!)
He has no Rival
Respawn means there is no equal
Take him to the Full Moon of your World!
 
Born to store Things
Prince of the Universe
While I'm fighting (THEM,) he jumps Free
Got World 1 in the Eyebone's...hands!
He's here for my Love as long as I stand!
 
 
He was born, to be prince of the Universe
Wilson cannot understand
His power is in the Eyebones hands! 
 
*Pant Pant Pant*
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
Chester's panting at you. 
 
He will say I've had my day.
 
That I'm going to go far
underground where's there's no Moon or Star.
 
 With my Dark Sword and my head held High
I escaped the First World...
 First timiiiiiie 
 
 
 
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 
 
I know people talk about Chester
I hear it every day
 
But I proved it right because 
World 1, Firrrrst Tiiiiiime!
 
 
 
Yeahhhh!
Yeaahhh!
 
 
 
Allright, let's go let's go (World 2!)
A-hah!
Yeaaah!
Watfch this Redbird Fly!
 
Whoo!
Bring on the Beefalos!
A-ha-ha!
 
 
 
Here you are
Born to Find Things
And the Prince of the Universe.....
 
Cue the ragtime music faintly as the Doorway to Adventure is open
 
Here you are
Born to Find Things
And the Prince of the Universe
Adventure Mode, and I'm Free
Got the World in your Eyebone's hands
I'm here for your Love while I still stand!
 
 
 
You were born to be Prince of the Universe. 
 
 
Un--i-verse
Un--i-verse
Un--i-verse
Un--i-verse
 
*Fade out with Don't Starve Ragtime playing very faintly in the background*
 
 
 
*Runs through Maxwell's Door while Overlord Chester is Pleased. *

 

 

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*Meanwhile, where Chester Rules the World...

 

one of his subjects isn't escaping through the Doorway to Adventure, or so he'd better explain fast....*

 

What's that my Orange and Shadow Chester Overlord? 

 

*Pant Pant Pant*

 

What am I Doing next to Maxwell's Door?

Why, I am...ready to conquer the other worlds for your immanent arrival your Panting-ness!

 

*Pant Pant Pant*

 

You'll allow it if I can Herald a...battle song mentioning your prowess?

 

Of-of course my ever-storing Leader! I hope you find it to your liking!

 

 

"Prince of The Universe"

(From Queen's "Princes of the Universe")

 

You've been alive for centuries, and you are Immortal. 

 
*Sings*
Here you are
Born to Find Things
And are the Prince of the Universe.....
 
Here you belong
Where I'm fighting to Survive
in a World with (THEM,) the darkest Powers...
 
*Cue the Don't Starve Theme Music while still playing the Queen song Mash-up here*
 
Heahhh!
And here Chester is
the Prince of the Universe
Here he belongs, 
while I'm Fighting for survival
He'll come to be the ruler of your World!
 
*Chester Panting*
 
He is Immortal
he has inside him the Four Things
(YEAH!)
He has no Rival
Respawn means there is no equal
Take him to the Full Moon of your World!
 
Born to store Things
Prince of the Universe
While I'm fighting (THEM,) he jumps Free
Got World 1 in the Eyebone's...hands!
He's here for my Love as long as I stand!
 
 
He was born, to be prince of the Universe
Wilson cannot understand
His power is in the Eyebones hands! 
 
*Pant Pant Pant*
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
Chester's panting at you. 
 
He will say I've had my day.
 
That I'm going to go far
underground where's there's no Moon or Star.
 
 With my Dark Sword and my head held High
I escaped the First World...
 First timiiiiiie 
 
 
 
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 
 
I know people talk about Chester
I hear it every day
 
But I proved it right because 
World 1, Firrrrst Tiiiiiime!
 
 
 
Yeahhhh!
Yeaahhh!
 
 
 
Allright, let's go let's go (World 2!)
A-hah!
Yeaaah!
Watfch this Redbird Fly!
 
Whoo!
Bring on the Beefalos!
A-ha-ha!
 
 
 
Here you are
Born to Find Things
And the Prince of the Universe.....
 
Cue the ragtime music faintly as the Doorway to Adventure is open
 
Here you are
Born to Find Things
And the Prince of the Universe
Adventure Mode, and I'm Free
Got the World in your Eyebone's hands
I'm here for your Love while I still stand!
 
 
 
You were born to be Prince of the Universe. 
 
 
Un--i-verse
Un--i-verse
Un--i-verse
Un--i-verse
 
*Fade out with Don't Starve Ragtime playing very faintly in the background*
 
 
 
*Runs through Maxwell's Door while Overlord Chester is Pleased. *

 

*slow clap that gradually speeds up as everybody gradually joins in*

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I guess Maxwell should not of underestimated Chester. He is cute and harmless most of the time, but sometimes he just ... snaps.

 

*Cowers*

 

No! No! Don't say such things about Overlord Chester...who always finds you in whatever world you are in!

 

Chester NEVER snaps and swallows you whole letting you slowly starve in a crushing, tiny, pitch black room not even Charlie could give you a quick death in, then spits you out at the last minute!

 

he NEVER does that!

 

 

*Cowers.* 

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