NSAiswatchingus Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Deep in the caves lives a paranoid pig who has sought a life of isolation, self sustainability, and solving The Constant's great mysteries. He makes notes for himself as he pieces together his thoughts and theories. What ramblings would be on these signs? What are some silly Don't Starve conspiracies that this pig would be researching? Examples: "Don't trust the birds! Surface surveillance state!" "We might be in some sort of simulation" "Nitre in the water is turning the frogs gay!" "The moon splitting was an inside job!" Let's see what you thelucite-foil hat wearers can come up with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 They imprisoned the pig king within his Obelisk Cage because They knows that if his divine majesty moved even a single centimeter outside it, the energy he releases would be enough to destroy the constant and Them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lammarr Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Give him a miner hat pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Link_I Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Maxwell could in fact be the magician "William Carter". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenologist Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Rain doesn't fall; tears and sweat do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAiswatchingus Posted October 19, 2019 Author Share Posted October 19, 2019 "Charlie is a foreign agent colluding with the Them!" "Follow the Gold. It always leads to the Shadow Chapel" "The humans are developing new powers or I'm starting to lose it down here" "THEY pull the strings of this endless Merm war!" That's all I got at the moment. I could think of more but I had a big bowl of chili. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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