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In the vein of Smash Tier Lists Which Absolutely Make Sense, this is a thread dedicated to the wackiest tierlists possible. Tier lists are generally too serious as i have seen; let's lighten 'em up, shall we??

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HOW CHARACTERS EAT NOODLES!

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 - Cooks and eats exquisite noodles

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 - Cooks and eats noodles normally

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 - Burns the noodles

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 - Messy eaters/Slurpers

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 - Eats the bowl

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 - Meaty noodles

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 - ABSORBING BIOFUEL

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  - Seafood noodles

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 - what even are noodles??

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 - Would rather dine on souls

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 - Thin air

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I shall update this post to the best of my ability every week or two, so stay tuned! :D I'll also post my lists in the Memes thread :)

If you wish to, leave your own tier lists in the comments! :D

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How characters deal with homework!

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 - does their homework straightaway

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 - complains but does it anyway

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 - "Say, pal, can i ask for your homework?"

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 - Prefers physical activities to homework

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 - can just wing it

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 - eats the homework

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 - burns the homework

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 - steals homework

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 - buys homework

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 - doesn't do homework

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 - mimes doing homework
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How SW- and RoG-Bosses deal with homework:

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 - ignores the homework

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 - hides in the ruins

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 - feeds it to its children

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 - steals it from the character's base

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 - "may I please have your homework?"

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 - accuses the character for stealing its homework

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 - Willow + Wilbur/Wormwood/Woodie

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 - flies away

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 - gets rid of the school
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What characters do when on vacation on the beach!

 

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 - Swims

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 - Exploring the secluded parts of the beach

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 - Surfing

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  - Active sports

 

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 - Sand Castles

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 - Bonfires

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  - Cookouts

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 - Sunbathing

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 - Reads under the shade

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 - Plundering the other beachgoers

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 - Kicking sand onto other ppl's faces

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  - Cuts down swathes of trees

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 - GET ME AWAY FROM THE WATER YOU STUPID MEATSACKS

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 - Swims outside of the water

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What bosses do when on vacation on the beach!

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 - continues sleeping

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 - looks for meat in the ocean

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 - hides everywhere

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 - protects its territory

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 - creates big waves on the ocean

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 - "sorry, I lost my powers..."

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 - number one sand castle designer

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 - enjoys the exclusive pool in the volcano

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 - acts as lifeguard & siren in case of humans

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 - imitates Sealnado

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 - creates even bigger waves on the beach

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 - destroys any sand castle on the beach

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 - manufactures honey poultice for daily flesh wounds

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On 3/6/2019 at 6:36 AM, GetNerfedOn said:

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What characters do when on vacation on the beach!

 

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 - Swims

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 - Surfing

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  - Active sports

 

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 - Sand Castles

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 - Bonfires

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  - Cookouts

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 - Sunbathing

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 - Reads under the shade

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 - Plundering the other beachgoers

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 - Kicking sand onto other ppl's faces

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  - Cuts down swathes of trees

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 - GET ME AWAY FROM THE WATER YOU STUPID MEATSACKS

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 - Swims outside of the water

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But Wilson has like 5 quotes about how much he hates having wet hair.

 

He’d probably be the person who just lounges in the shade

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How characters react to a cockroach flying into a classroom!

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- "Die, evil scary bug!"

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 - Spears the roach

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 - shoots the roach with pinpoint accuracy

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 - Steps on the cockroach

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 - leaves the roach alone

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 - shoos the cockroach out the door

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 - screams in fright

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 - "it's a living thing too ;-; "

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 - "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

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 - laughs at the ensuing commotion

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 - mimes squashing the bug and squashes it in the process

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How characters spend Hallowed Nights!

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 - Tinkering on the Mad Science Machine

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 - Trick-or-treating

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 - Giving out candy

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 - making candy

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 - growing Totally Normal Trees

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 - binging tons of phobic experiments

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 - playing with Sulfuric experiments

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 - stealing other people's candy

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 - being forced to wear the Krampus suit

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 - pretending to be Maxwell

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 - challenging everyone to a duel with a back scratcher

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 - what even is hallowed nights

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 - starting a new reign of terror and fear

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SPIDER CHILD. WATCH ME EAT YOUR BRETHREN.

 - silently watches while plotting his own reign of terror

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How characters react to veggies!

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- needs veggies on voyages

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 - Eats them with no complaint

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 - Utterly despises veggies

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 - would rather consume souls

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 - burns the veggies in sheer spite

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 - feeds the kids veggies so they'll be healthy

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 - cooks veggies to make everyone suffer

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 - wears a veggie costume

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 - is a veggie mourning the loss of his friends

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 - "That is nöt foöd fit for a warrior!"

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Characters' favorite hobbies!

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 - exploration

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 - gardening

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  - burning things

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 - cutting down trees

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 - surfing

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 - cooking

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 - eating

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 - tinkering about

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 - contact sports

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 - entertaining others

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 - plundering towns and territories for gold and glory

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 - extending a reign of terror over the fleshlings

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 - stealing everyone's stuff

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 - questioning her existence and the futility of everything

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How characters gather meat:

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Both Wilson and Willow are confirmed to be in their 20s, though. Willow early.

3 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said:

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Character age groups!

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 - count the number of rings when you saw him in half

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 - actually very old in monkey years

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 - still probably a mint-condition model 

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 - Old

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 - Adults

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 - Young Adults

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 - Children

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I feel like Wes is still in mint condition, however.
Mimes are rare these days, and Wes seems to be working just as well as a new off the line model of Mime.

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How people prioritize goods for travels!

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 - Important, vital stuff like clothes, money, etc.

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 - Food, lots of it

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 - Walking armories

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 - Walking science labs

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 - flammable materials

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 - Lucy

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 - Books first and foremost

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 - Souls

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 - Gears

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 - carries a metric ton of emotional baggage

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 - invisible baggage

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 - "Travels lighter than most"

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CHARACTERS' FAVORITE FIGHTING STRATEGIES!

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 - basic melee combat

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 - carves foes up like meat

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 - plain old range (darts, boomerangs, staves, etc)

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 - tanking

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 - fire

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 - using their other forms to fight twice as better

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 - shooting them with roadside objects

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 - shooting them with a proper musket

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 - throws manure endlessly

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- swashbuckles with a cutlass on his boat

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- uses friends to destroy threats

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 - Uses intricate strategies involving all tools at their disposal

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 - "WHATEVER IT TAKES, FLESHLING, I SHALL DESTROY YOU"

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 - Doesn't need anything but thin air and hand gestures to kill you

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 - Can technically (lore-wise) kill just by touching but cant due to balance reasons

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Character motivations!

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 - Freedom

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 - Discovery, Research and Scientific Progress

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 - Adventure

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 - They wish to rescue someone

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 - They wish to protect their new friends

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  - They wish to stay in the constant for a new shot at life

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 - They think this is one huge act and they are the star of the show. Also, they just want to fight

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 - Illegal Logging

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 - Shirking her duties as a royal personage

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 - Plunder

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 - The glory of the British Empire

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 - Bananas

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 - Chaos, chaos!

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 - World Domination

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 - she wants to keep clinging onto Abby; otherwise, she craves death

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An (updated) Very Special Tierlist!

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- Characters with their own unique, special playstyles who are very much worth playing

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*insert your mod characters here, too! they're a labor of love and deserve to be played! even if they're joke mods! XD*

 

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2 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said:

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A Very Special Tierlist!

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 - Characters with their own unique, special playstyles who are very much worth playing

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No Warbucks ? Let me grab popcorn :D

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Next up (as suggested by KnottaHooker, thanks!):

Character hairstyles!

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 - Hairstyles even They would envy.

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 - Superb, unique hairstyles.

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 - Normal hairstyle, nothing much to it

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 - pretty messy

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- hair all over body

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 - no hair

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Character Smash Mains!

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 - mains based on years of research

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 - top - tier tryhards

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 - mid - low tier casuals

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 - raging noobs

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 - mains exclusively Dark Pit and Dark Samus

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 -  messes around with King Dedede

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 - the heavyweights

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 - Ganon Mains

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 - #PlantGang

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 - hates Falco mains

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 - mains Diddy or Donkey Kong

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 - any of the Fire Emblem characters

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  - spams roll and airdodge with any character

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