GetNerfedOn Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 In the vein of Smash Tier Lists Which Absolutely Make Sense, this is a thread dedicated to the wackiest tierlists possible. Tier lists are generally too serious as i have seen; let's lighten 'em up, shall we?? Lemme start with: HOW CHARACTERS EAT NOODLES! Spoiler - Cooks and eats exquisite noodles - Cooks and eats noodles normally - Burns the noodles - Messy eaters/Slurpers - Eats the bowl - Meaty noodles - ABSORBING BIOFUEL - Seafood noodles - what even are noodles?? - Would rather dine on souls - Thin air I shall update this post to the best of my ability every week or two, so stay tuned! I'll also post my lists in the Memes thread If you wish to, leave your own tier lists in the comments! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Variant Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Wes would be the best glucose consumer out of the cast. Why? Mimes do what they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted February 25, 2019 Author Share Posted February 25, 2019 Next up... How characters deal with homework! Spoiler - does their homework straightaway - complains but does it anyway - "Say, pal, can i ask for your homework?" - Prefers physical activities to homework - can just wing it - eats the homework - burns the homework - steals homework - buys homework - doesn't do homework - mimes doing homework Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktor234 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 How SW- and RoG-Bosses deal with homework: Hide contents - ignores the homework - hides in the ruins - feeds it to its children - steals it from the character's base - "may I please have your homework?" - accuses the character for stealing its homework - Willow + Wilbur/Wormwood/Woodie - flies away - gets rid of the school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
very drunk Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 I love this idea, here's one based on what drinks they like. Spoiler -Soft drinks -Lemonade -Water -Milk -Wine -Orange Juice -Maple Syrup -Doesn't drink at all -Drinks air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted March 6, 2019 Author Share Posted March 6, 2019 Next up... What characters do when on vacation on the beach! Spoiler - Swims - Exploring the secluded parts of the beach - Surfing - Active sports - Sand Castles - Bonfires - Cookouts - Sunbathing - Reads under the shade - Plundering the other beachgoers - Kicking sand onto other ppl's faces - Cuts down swathes of trees - GET ME AWAY FROM THE WATER YOU STUPID MEATSACKS - Swims outside of the water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktor234 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 What bosses do when on vacation on the beach! Hide contents - continues sleeping - looks for meat in the ocean - hides everywhere - protects its territory - creates big waves on the ocean - "sorry, I lost my powers..." - number one sand castle designer - enjoys the exclusive pool in the volcano - acts as lifeguard & siren in case of humans - imitates Sealnado - creates even bigger waves on the beach - destroys any sand castle on the beach - manufactures honey poultice for daily flesh wounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyla Smokeyface Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 On 3/6/2019 at 6:36 AM, GetNerfedOn said: Next up... What characters do when on vacation on the beach! Hide contents - Swims - Surfing - Active sports - Sand Castles - Bonfires - Cookouts - Sunbathing - Reads under the shade - Plundering the other beachgoers - Kicking sand onto other ppl's faces - Cuts down swathes of trees - GET ME AWAY FROM THE WATER YOU STUPID MEATSACKS - Swims outside of the water But Wilson has like 5 quotes about how much he hates having wet hair. He’d probably be the person who just lounges in the shade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted March 8, 2019 Author Share Posted March 8, 2019 11 hours ago, Nyla Smokeyface said: But Wilson has like 5 quotes about how much he hates having wet hair. He’d probably be the person who just lounges in the shade I know, just wanted him to do regular stuff XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share Posted March 15, 2019 Next up: How characters react to a cockroach flying into a classroom! Spoiler - "Die, evil scary bug!" - Spears the roach - shoots the roach with pinpoint accuracy - Steps on the cockroach - leaves the roach alone - shoos the cockroach out the door - screams in fright - "it's a living thing too ;-; " - "KILL IT WITH FIRE!" - laughs at the ensuing commotion - mimes squashing the bug and squashes it in the process Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 Next up: How characters spend Hallowed Nights! Spoiler - Tinkering on the Mad Science Machine - Trick-or-treating - Giving out candy - making candy - growing Totally Normal Trees - binging tons of phobic experiments - playing with Sulfuric experiments - stealing other people's candy - being forced to wear the Krampus suit - pretending to be Maxwell - challenging everyone to a duel with a back scratcher - what even is hallowed nights - starting a new reign of terror and fear SPIDER CHILD. WATCH ME EAT YOUR BRETHREN. - silently watches while plotting his own reign of terror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 Next up: How characters react to veggies! Spoiler - needs veggies on voyages - Eats them with no complaint - Utterly despises veggies - would rather consume souls - burns the veggies in sheer spite - feeds the kids veggies so they'll be healthy - cooks veggies to make everyone suffer - wears a veggie costume - is a veggie mourning the loss of his friends - "That is nöt foöd fit for a warrior!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 Next up... Characters' favorite hobbies! Spoiler - exploration - gardening - burning things - cutting down trees - surfing - cooking - eating - tinkering about - contact sports - entertaining others - plundering towns and territories for gold and glory - extending a reign of terror over the fleshlings - stealing everyone's stuff - questioning her existence and the futility of everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktor234 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 How characters gather meat: Spoiler Puts out some traps near rabbit holes Burns the whole forest and collects loot Uses Abigail to kill an army of weak mobs Examines suspicious dirt piles and kills the tracked animal Starts a huge war amongst the spiders and collects loot Calls a Clockwork Rook to stomp any fleshlings to death Gnaws down a Tallbird Builds a cage and uses catapults to turn the mobs inside into meat Fishes some Eel in the caves Kills only the most delicious sorts of animals Digs up rabbit holes and burrows while searching for treasure Collects whatever she finds on the ground Plants a Lureplant and collects the lure Tames the Beefalo he saved and hunts down a mob with the Beefalo Calls some birds, reads bedtime stories to the birds and knocks them down one by one Leads a foolish pig into his trap where he gets torn apart Recruits an army of balloon pigs to chase a running rabbit Gathers an army of Prime Apes and starts a war against the Splumonkeys to collect remnants Slaughters the Ancient Guardian Shoots at Vampire Bats while riding the BFB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Forces Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Riding the BFB... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 Next up: Character age groups! Spoiler - count the number of rings when you saw him in half - actually very old in monkey years - still probably a mint-condition model - Old - Adults - Young Adults - Children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Variant Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Both Wilson and Willow are confirmed to be in their 20s, though. Willow early. 3 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said: Next up: Character age groups! Hide contents - count the number of rings when you saw him in half - actually very old in monkey years - still probably a mint-condition model - Old - Adults - Young Adults - Children I feel like Wes is still in mint condition, however. Mimes are rare these days, and Wes seems to be working just as well as a new off the line model of Mime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted April 22, 2019 Author Share Posted April 22, 2019 Next up: How people prioritize goods for travels! Spoiler - Important, vital stuff like clothes, money, etc. - Food, lots of it - Walking armories - Walking science labs - flammable materials - Lucy - Books first and foremost - Souls - Gears - carries a metric ton of emotional baggage - invisible baggage - "Travels lighter than most" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted April 30, 2019 Author Share Posted April 30, 2019 Next up: CHARACTERS' FAVORITE FIGHTING STRATEGIES! Spoiler - basic melee combat - carves foes up like meat - plain old range (darts, boomerangs, staves, etc) - tanking - fire - using their other forms to fight twice as better - shooting them with roadside objects - shooting them with a proper musket - throws manure endlessly - swashbuckles with a cutlass on his boat - uses friends to destroy threats - Uses intricate strategies involving all tools at their disposal - "WHATEVER IT TAKES, FLESHLING, I SHALL DESTROY YOU" - Doesn't need anything but thin air and hand gestures to kill you - Can technically (lore-wise) kill just by touching but cant due to balance reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted May 5, 2019 Author Share Posted May 5, 2019 Next up: Character motivations! Spoiler - Freedom - Discovery, Research and Scientific Progress - Adventure - They wish to rescue someone - They wish to protect their new friends - They wish to stay in the constant for a new shot at life - They think this is one huge act and they are the star of the show. Also, they just want to fight - Illegal Logging - Shirking her duties as a royal personage - Plunder - The glory of the British Empire - Bananas - Chaos, chaos! - World Domination - she wants to keep clinging onto Abby; otherwise, she craves death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted May 8, 2019 Author Share Posted May 8, 2019 Next up: An (updated) Very Special Tierlist! Spoiler - Characters with their own unique, special playstyles who are very much worth playing Hide contents *insert your mod characters here, too! they're a labor of love and deserve to be played! even if they're joke mods! XD* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caochu Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 2 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said: Next up: A Very Special Tierlist! Hide contents - Characters with their own unique, special playstyles who are very much worth playing No Warbucks ? Let me grab popcorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted May 9, 2019 Author Share Posted May 9, 2019 8 hours ago, Caochu said: No Warbucks ? Let me grab popcorn I was rather sleepy when i made this, will update Imma try to update the reet if the tierlists with the rest of the chars. too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted May 13, 2019 Author Share Posted May 13, 2019 Next up (as suggested by KnottaHooker, thanks!): Character hairstyles! Spoiler - Hairstyles even They would envy. - Superb, unique hairstyles. - Normal hairstyle, nothing much to it - pretty messy - hair all over body - no hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted May 21, 2019 Author Share Posted May 21, 2019 Next up: Character Smash Mains! Spoiler - mains based on years of research - top - tier tryhards - mid - low tier casuals - raging noobs - mains exclusively Dark Pit and Dark Samus - messes around with King Dedede - the heavyweights - Ganon Mains - #PlantGang - hates Falco mains - mains Diddy or Donkey Kong - any of the Fire Emblem characters - spams roll and airdodge with any character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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