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I hear voices in my mind 

They council me

They understand

They tell me things that I will do

They show me things I'll do to you

They talk to me They talk to me

You got your rules and your religion
All designed to keep you safe
But when rules start getting broken
You start questioning your faith
I have a voice that is my savior
Hates to love and loves to hate
I have the voice that has the knowledge
And the power to rule your fate

I hear voices crying
I see heroes dying
I taste the blood that's drying
I feel the tension rising

All the lawyers are defenseless
All the doctors are disease
And the preachers all are sinners
And the police just take the grease
All you judges you are guilty
All the bosses I will fire
All you bankers will have losses
And politicians are all liars

I see darkness falling
I hear voices calling
I feel justice crawling
I see faith has fallen

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I walk through the forest
A chill down my spine
I can’t shake the thought
Of me losing my mind
I’m running away
From our greatest fear
The shadow that looms
Overhead’s drawing near

I’ve been marked
By the hunters of death
And there’s no escape

Eyes all around me
I feel I’m the prey
The hunters surround me
I can’t run away

Fog fills the air
The moon’s hanging low
Despair’s setting in
As my blood’s running cold
Patience wears thin
My consciousness fades
Blinded by lunacy

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What if the world was made of...
 

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