Morgan17 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 >Change your steam name to Temmie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 6, 2015 Author Share Posted November 6, 2015 You proceed to have a grand old time playing GREY GOO. Not as GRAY as you remember, but whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 > Open the strange golden book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 6, 2015 Author Share Posted November 6, 2015 You open the BOOK OF META. Inside you find a CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE story, about a plucky young go-getter whose life was (POSSIBLY...) cut short when he was engrossed by the internet. Literally!All of the ending pages are ripped out, and the adjacent ones are scribbled in what looks to be some sort of code. Read it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpime Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 >Burn it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 6, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 6, 2015 > Read it before burning it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 > Burn it before reading it before burning it. > But first read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 6, 2015 Author Share Posted November 6, 2015 the book gets confused and begins to repeatedly burst into flames and self-extinguish. You decide to tough it out and read it, your hands burning from the sheer intensity of all these SICK FIRES.The book is on fire. To make the book not be on fire, go to page 3. To read it, go to page 4. To stand there with a flaming book in your hands, go to page 5.You flip to page 3 and the book miraculously extinguishes. The book is now not on fire. What a smashing development!Flip to page 10 to consult your drawing tablet. Flip to page 9 3/4 to take your train to HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY. Flip to page 11 to browse the KLEI ENTERTAINMENT FORUMS. Flip to page 12 to name your character. Flip to page 13 to start a series of events that gradually lead to your being trapped within the confines of INTERSPACE. Flip to page 14 to enter a command.You flip to page 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 >Put a bucket on top of the book to cut the flame's supply of oxygen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 6, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 6, 2015 > Ignore the previous command because there is no more flame and instead, flip to page 11 now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 > Flip to page 11 and search for the chapter "The Klei Forums (Non-Homestuck) Text-Based Adventure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 6, 2015 Author Share Posted November 6, 2015 You flip to page 11 and then immediately start flipping through the book for a MORE INTENSELY META portion of the story. After a while you begin to get bored and stop. Maybe the KLEI ENTERTAINMENT FORUMS will be more interesting.This is the KLEI ENTERTAINMENT FORUM. You doubt anyone here knows you exist. Mostly because you are a PATHOLOGICAL LURKER. And also because you've only existed for two hours. You mostly use this forum to keep up-to-date on possible new releases, but you've also been known to stalk the OFF-TOPIC SECTION when you get bored. Which so far has only happened once.Oh look, someone started up a TEXT-BASED ADVENTURE.>_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 > Read through the Text-Based adventure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 > Read through the Text-Based adventure. Then report it for invading privacy. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 6, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 6, 2015 > Input a command in the text-based adventure.Break the rules. Break the game. Break the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 7, 2015 Author Share Posted November 7, 2015 C'mon man. [REDACTED] Seriously, what'd you expect? Considering your BOOK OF META was a choose-your-own-adventure, it was bound to be something along the lines of this. I can't believe my entire existence was just because of your own freaking boredom. C'mon, I specifically stated it was at the start of the adventure! I couldn't hear that! *sigh* If I let you take over the COMMANDS will you shut up? ... Sure. -You try to enter a command, but both the AUTHOR and THE FACT YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT block you. We can't have you doing that. That would be breaking the rules AND the game, not to mention the universe. [REDACTED] Hehe. God, the WRITING in this is starting to get worse and worse with each post. Boss this sod around already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 7, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 7, 2015 but but > Fix the double word. Also, flip to that one page of the book that calls your name... literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 7, 2015 Author Share Posted November 7, 2015 > Fix the double word. Also, flip to that one page of the book that calls your name... literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpime Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 >Suicide then respawn as blue guy(ba di bi ba dam ba....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 7, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 7, 2015 > Add JonTron as a character to this. Create some important plot out of thin-air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 >Find an exit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaiaPapaya Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 >Get revenge on the bored author using your newfound ability to insert COMMANDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 > Listen to some Paint It Gray (EDIT: as in Paint It Black, but that works too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted November 7, 2015 Author Share Posted November 7, 2015 > Add JonTron as a character to this. Create some important plot out of thin-air. Plot? Hah, the GRAY AREA is entirely IMPROVISATIONAL. > Listen to some Paint It Painted Gray Yes. YES. This should help cope with your newfound lack of AUTONOMY. >Find an exit. That would be a good idea, wouldn't it? Sadly the GREY AREA is endless, and the only contact with other dimensions comes in the form of the STRANGE MACHINE. Wait.... _ _!!!O=O!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 7, 2015 Developer Share Posted November 7, 2015 > Check the STRANGE MACHINE. Maybe it brought you something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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