Funniest Thing in your speech files? :P

[WalrusMan]

If you've made a character mod, what's the funniest thing in the speech files? I think mine is this:

ANNOUNCE_DAMP = "It's raining, it's pouring!",

ANNOUNCE_WET = "The old man is snoring!"

ANNOUNCE_WETTER = "He bumped his head when he went to bed!"

ANNOUNCE_SOAKED = "He had a concussion, and now he's dead!",

:3

[ImDaMisterL]

Ahh... The brutal, yet classic nursery rhyme

[Mobbstar]

My speech files are too long to post here.

 

I have never got a character in a presentable shape, so not rly.

[ImDaMisterL]

TWIGS = "Just a twig, but it could turn into a weapon in the hands of a killer... /n I just need to discover how...",

  ROCK = "It's a rock... At least I think it is, seeing the logic in this world this could also be an elephant!",

GHOST = "Hi supernatural being that shouldn't exist, how're you doing? /nPretty bad, I suppose, since your... Dead.",

MERM = "Just the fact that he's part frog makes me hate him...",

[DragonDePlatino]

The character in question speaks a blend of 17th century and Shakespearean English.

BURNT DECIDUOUSTREE = "What a contrasting transformation!"
EGGPLANT_COOKED = "Scrambled eggplant!"
GEARS = "What sharp organs these creatures have."
GLOMMERFUEL = "A malodorous conglomeration of deliquescent...stuff."
HOUNDBONE = "'Tis the beefalo graveyard!"
LUREPLANTBULB = "...Wouldst this be farming or herding?"
POWCAKE = "A confectionery hardtack."
SPIDER_HIDER= "Dost this mean the Spider King is a cyclops?"

Props to anyone who can decipher what each of these means.
 

@ImDaMisterL One quick tip for you, man...You need to shorten your lines a bit. If they're too long the player won't be able to read them quickly enough. A good limit is about 8 short words.

[ImDaMisterL]

The character in question speaks a blend of 17th century and Shakespearean English.

BURNT DECIDUOUSTREE = "What a contrasting transformation!"

EGGPLANT_COOKED = "Scrambled eggplant!"

GEARS = "What sharp organs these creatures have."

GLOMMERFUEL = "A malodorous conglomeration of deliquescent...stuff."

HOUNDBONE = "'Tis the beefalo graveyard!"

LUREPLANTBULB = "...Wouldst this be farming or herding?"

POWCAKE = "A confectionery hardtack."

SPIDER_HIDER= "Dost this mean the Spider King is a cyclops?"

Props to anyone who can decipher what each of these means.

 

@ImDaMisterL One quick tip for you, man...You need to shorten your lines a bit. If they're too long the player won't be able to read them quickly enough. A good limit is about 8 short words.

 

Oh yes, I know that, thanks for the advice anyway, these are quite old, un-revised lines, that's why I took them, 'cause they're funny