rezecib Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 So I dropped into the dedicated server I have some power over tonight to see how it was going, and discovered that @Clwnbaby had found a gnome couple already. I decided to make a little shrine for them. Shortly after making the shrine, someone walked by and said "**** your gnomes lol" and started picking the flowers, grabbing the gnomes, and hammering the ceremonial lightning rods! This would just not do. I spawned 10 deerclops to chase them (gnomeland security is a big deal!), but they didn't aggro or run fast enough, so I sped them up. It didn't take long to clean that sucker up, and then I was able to rebuild the shrine (with some additional gnomes that were found on his body), this time with impenetrable basalt barriers. Happy ending: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J192 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 That's some serious business, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worthington Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Happy ending:I didn't know you approved of polygamy, rezecib. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezecib Posted December 7, 2014 Author Share Posted December 7, 2014 @Worthington, I mean, who am I to deny the only remaining gnome ladies in the world a loving husband? (or maybe two of them are sisters there to give the lucky one away? idk, I just stuck them all in there xD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Letter W Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 You have done the Gnome People proud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CometChaserPleinair Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 so gnome women dont grow beards? wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halved Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 so gnome women dont grow beards? THAT'S SEXIST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrone Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Maybe this guy fell in love with the gnome woman, so he destroyed the ceremony?Still I liked how it turned out. Long live to the gnomes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenny Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 so gnome women dont grow beards? wut? Sure you're not thinking of dwarves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridley Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 You mean you didn't marry them on the corpse of the thief? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezecib Posted December 7, 2014 Author Share Posted December 7, 2014 You mean you didn't marry them on the corpse of the thief? Oh no... I missed a golden opportunity. I could even have moved his corpse over there as a trophy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridley Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Oh no... I missed a golden opportunity. I could even have moved his corpse over there as a trophy... I suppose it is not about what we want, but what the gnomes wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainClam Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Since when have there been female gnomes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Lol gnomeland security. Wait..Three lady gnomes...one male...impassable walls...you standing there...watching... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradoxical Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 @Worthington, I mean, who am I to deny the only remaining gnome ladies in the world a loving husband? (or maybe two of them are sisters there to give the lucky one away? idk, I just stuck them all in there xD) Silly Rez. There's the couple, the maid of honor, and the best man. That's why one of the brides was stolen away; it was an arranged marriage. She and the best man were just friends. It all worked out in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snackyou Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Gnome weddings are very specific in their ceremonies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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