Bikini for pigmen

[Guest Dandytard]

A craftable bikini which could only be placed on a Pigman. If the candle is added to the game aswell, You could always have that wonderfully romantic dinner you always desired on Don't Starve.( Hope it isn't just me and Toasty )

Once the bikini is placed on, The pigman would show lovehearts, And would take the character you're playing as into it's home, Where you sleep the night over. You gain increased health and your stomach is filled. I couldn't think of any disadvantages, Other then getting an illness of some sorts. ( There's no illness in the game at the moment though, So I didn't think too much of it.)

[horatio_svetlana]

I don't know if that's integral to lonely theme of Don't Starve or absolutely alien.

Putting a bikini on a pig man who doesn't wear a shirt somehow makes him more nude.

[Guest Dandytard]

Nothing a little lipstick couldn't fix, Is all!

But yes, At least he can feel 'Pretty', And that's all it matters.

[Osterhasi]

Aren't the pigmen men.. I mean it's really weird having a date with a pigmen, but the whole game is a bit weird. What are the female characters going to do with the pigmen? Do they give them pants?

[Guest Dandytard]

It doesn't work if your character is female, unfortunately, As the pigmen aren't into such things. They might be pigmen, but they have standards. And may I add that even after the bikini is given to the pigman, he is still, indeed, mainly male.

[Arcadias]

Do pigs even recognize the difference? They call Willow a man when you walk past

[Toaster Fu]

( Hope it isn't just me and Toasty )

Wait… What?

[TheBobulator]

I need mind bleach.

[NippleKing]

Alright illness should be an STD :DDD

(The idea is very alien to be so i'm not taking this seriously unless you're really considering STD's then well uuhhh......)

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Alright illness should be an STD :DDD

(The idea is very alien to be so i'm not taking this seriously unless you're really considering STD's then well uuhhh......)