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("T'was the Night with More Krampus"

Inspired by "T'was the Night Before Christmas/A Visit from St. Nicholas"

as well as the Krampusnach)

 

 

 

T'was a Don't Starve Winter
and in that Harsh Land
Wilson was surviving,
almost with the Upper Hand
 
 
The Crock Pots were laden
with Honey Ham all full
And the drying racks were just harvested
all jerky just pulled.
 
His beard was quite Mighty
and kept him so Warm
 
He'd survived the Cold Hound Raid
another failed Swarm
 
The Tree was decorated
with Red Gems and Blue
 
And not once Did that Deerclops ever bash that base through 
 
 
But all of the sudden
there arove such a clatter
Wilson rushed out of his Tent
to see what was the matter
 
it seemed there were Krampus
many more than just one
"What the hell is going on here?!"
Krampusnach had begun
 
Wilsom fought bravely, but ranged weapons he had few,
and soon he was stuck with
the final remaining two
 it took much cuunning,
(and a few dropped stone rocks)
but finally all were dead 
and he nearly lost his socks!
 
 
For on the ground was, 
something he could never have guessed
a Krampus Sack remained
now winter was Blessed!
 
So from all the Don't Starve Worlds
he yelled out his Cheer
 
"[Censored] You Maxwell
I'll live another year!"
 
 
 
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Wishing you all a Happy Don't Starve Holiday season!'
 
 
 
 
(Song coming later)

We Wish You a Many Krampus
(And a Krampus Sack Here)

(Sung to the Tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas
(and a Happy New Year)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONyXSnL2LtA

 
 
 
We Wish You a Many Krampus; 
We Wish You a Many Krampus; 
We Wish You a Many Krampus and a Krampus Sack Here!
 
Good tidings they bring to you when they are all killed; 
Good tidings it's for you, one Krapmus Sack  not filled.

Oh, bring us a Honey Ham now; 
Oh, bring us a Honey Ham now; 
Oh, bring us a Honey Ham now and a Poultice oh dear!
 
He won't move until he heals some; 
He won't move until he heals some; 
He won't move until he heals some, to live another year!

We Wish You a Many Krampus; 
We Wish You a Many Krampus; 
We Wish You a Many Krampus and a Krampus Sack Here!

(I told you all I was working on a Holiday treat, just took longer than expected for obvious reasons)

A Very Merry Christmas to ALL! I also have an idea for a Krampus Grinch music! Already got the first verse!

 

 "You're a mean one, Demon Goat.

  You reaally give me grief!

  You're as cuddly as a cave worm,

  You're as charming as a Lief,

  Demon Goooat!"

 

Feel free to add more!

It's neither Halloween or Christmas OR New Year.

Merry Easter and a happy St. Patrick's Day.

He's drunk, that we fear. :)

 

 

Oh, was this your song you were saving for Christmas? :razz:

 

 

Indeed. I started just singing it about a week+ ago, but something felt...incomplete. 

 

"The Night with More Krampus" if you will hit me a couple days ago. The holiday story plus song did feel complete.  

 

It took some time to set up the scenario, but I got it ready for Christmas placement in time (it felt cheesy if I did it before Christmas.) 

Happy Holiday to everyone (It's late But since i broke my neck and Got back to forum i wanted to say  a merry xmas To everyone) Happy new year 2 :-)(well its not 2014 yet but its close)

Ouch. I hope you're all right?

 

Merry XMas, guys, aaaand... I drew something for you. Hope you like it.

DAPPER NEW YEAR! =3

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Ouch. I hope you're all right?

 

Merry XMas, guys, aaaand... I drew something for you. Hope you like it.

DAPPER NEW YEAR! =3

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Very cool!

But who's that neat-looking guy with the waxed mous...

 

OH MY LORD, THAT'S WOLFGANG?!

 

 

He cleans up GOOD!

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