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Lets just say my incident involved 12 forgotten log suits (I keep many spares,) , 11 hounds chasing, 10 pigmen, 9 health left, 8% left on fire staff, 7 gunpowder, 6 burning trees, 5 spiders, 4 beefalo meat, 3 used meat effigies, 2 touchstones, and a torch that ran out at night.

 

Huh. Don't Starve Christmas song without even trying.

Lets just say my incident involved 12 forgotten log suits (I keep many spares,) , 11 hounds chasing, 10 pigmen, 9 health left, 8% left on fire staff, 7 gunpowder, 6 burning trees, 5 spiders, 4 beefalo meat, 3 used meat effigies, 2 touchstones, and a torch that ran out at night.

 

Huh. Don't Starve Christmas song without even trying.

 

Was it near

*sings*

a red bird in a Pine Tree :)

My Story; So, as usual, I'm gathering food, everything's going great. I survive till first winter, (strongman before the new update where they nerfed him) and I was still doing fine.. I lived till day 83, then I got off for the night. The next day, Don't Starve was updated, and I killed my character, this however was when I was BAD BAD BAD at the game. And I would've died without the OLD buffs of StrongMan. (Had like, 84 bunnies, 2 piggybacks and like, 8 backpacks of bunnies)

This happened the other day on my WX-78 world:

 

Fully explored caves and went to the ruins with fewer supplies than I should have had.

Found the Ancient Guardian.

Nearly killed it, ran out of logsuits and actually ended up rocking a grass suit.

Decided to run the hell away with 9 health left and no more healing items

Earthquake killed the guardian

Inside the chest was a thelucite armor

Wore that, ran out of the caves and got to the surface

It's raining and I didn't bring an umbrella to the caves and dogs are coming

Get down to 2 health and preparing to die

Lightning strikes and heals me

 

Thank Zeus.

My worst scenario:

Adventure mode,World 5 Darkness.

Everything was planned from the last world so i had about 10 meaty stew and other material mostly for light + cane.In a specific part of this world before the last area,u need to pass a bridge and u need to low ur sanity 30 and less to pass.So when i did that and passed on the otherside i slept twice (remember perma night) to refill my sanity.That made me spoil the rest of the food that was needed to finish the world.So i run asap to find the portal to maxwell with only food one mandrake.Near the portal by pure luck one pig was werepig and was fighting 2 random spiders.i killed it and took the meat.i wasnt aware from the "side effects" of mandrake,so before fighting clockworks i cooked.... mandrake... so that caused knockout... and when i woke up nearly starved i was forced to eat mandrake so second knockout happened.when i woke up i had half hunger,low sanity and hp was ok.But it was needed to fight chess clockworks nearly insanity cause of the nasty aura around teleportato in pure darkness.

But i made it to Maxwell with Wilson left about 30 hunger 40 sanity and half hp.Damn imagine if i failed before the end of world darkness how disapointing that could be... :razz:

Boy, I remember making it that far in adventure mode, charged into a tentacle maze, and died... horrible.

Sooooo ...

I was in caves and I died (before all's well that Maxwell). When I woke up next to the sinkhole, it was night (but, thanks bug, there was a light shaft like in the caves), with the bats, the day just before winter, with hounds barking. I died.

Touch stone, BLAM, winter, freezing. I died.

Touch stone, BLAM, deerclops. The final death.

T_T

Hm, let's see how well I remember it...

I was playing adventure mode, and I reached Darkness. I had gotten sick of stopping to make camp, so I had gone several worlds with the same stack of jerky. Of course, it went stale soon after I entered Darkness and my Tam o' Shanter wouldn't do much good because I was wearing a mining hat a lot, so sanity was an issue.
Anyway, I reached some sort of hound mound area. I thought it connected to the next landmass, but I wasn't sure. I decided to just sprint through it with the walking cane and no armor. Dodging hounds with the cane isn't very difficult.

Everything might have gone smoothly, except that my sanity was getting dangerously low. I ran around through the mounds, and... I couldn't find a way through! I started taking hits, and my sanity was dropping. I couldn't find a way through. I had to drop my backpack in favor of armor and retreat. By this time, I had less than 30 sanity and low health. And I had left my Tam in the backpack. So, I had to slaughter hallucinations for sanity before I could go back and face the hounds again for the backpack.
When I checked my map, I found that the hound area was actually a bridge; I just couldn't see the land because my screen was dark from low sanity. :wilson_facepalm:

Boy, I remember making it that far in adventure mode, charged into a tentacle maze, and died... horrible.

And the epic in world Darkness is that the half of the map is a marsh.Also almost no grass at all except a mini grass farm near a pig village and some carrots for food.Damn it.Your only choice is to run as fast as you can while you have prepared your precious resources from the last world.If you dont,then you fail before even roam in Darkness... :razz:

No, twas a crow.

 

Now I want someone to turn it into an actual song.

 

 

Lets just say my incident involved 12 forgotten log suits (I keep many spares,) , 11 hounds chasing, 10 pigmen, 9 health left, 8% left on fire staff, 7 gunpowder, 6 burning trees, 5 spiders, 4 beefalo meat, 3 used meat effigies, 2 touchstones, and a torch that ran out at night.

 

Huh. Don't Starve Christmas song without even trying.

 

 

Instant parody song? One of my talents.

 

Here we go:

 

 

*Sings*

 

 

On the Twelfth day of Hunger, Don't Starve threw at me:

-Twelve Logsuits Losing...

-Eleven Hounds Harassing...

-Ten Pigmen Pooping...

-Nine Health-a Hovering...

-Eight Stave's Percentage Staying...

-Seven Gunpowder Going...

-Six Trees a-Torching...

-Fiiiiive....Spider...Things......

-Four Beefalo Herds....

-Three Effigies Rend'd [Rendered]...

-Two Touchstone Flubbed...

 

*Big long drawn out*

 

 

And...A Black...Crow....in...a...Pine...Treee-EEEEEEEE!

 

 

(Thank you, thank you very much.) 

Instant parody song? One of my talents.

 

Here we go:

 

 

*Sings*

 

 

On the Twelfth day of Hunger, Don't Starve threw at me:

-Twelve Logsuits Losing...

-Eleven Hounds Harassing...

-Ten Pigmen Pooping...

-Nine Health-a Hovering...

-Eight Stave's Percentage Staying...

-Seven Gunpowder Going...

-Six Trees a-Torching...

-Fiiiiive....Spider...Things......

-Four Beefalo Herds....

-Three Effigies Rend'd [Rendered]...

-Two Touchstone Flubbed...

 

*Big long drawn out*

 

 

And...A Black...Crow....in...a...Pine...Treee-EEEEEEEE!

 

 

(Thank you, thank you very much.) 

Brilliant.

On the Twelfth day of Hunger, Don't Starve threw at me:

-Twelve Logsuits Losing...

-Eleven Hounds Harassing...

-Ten Pigmen Pooping...

-Nine Health-a Hovering...

-Eight Stave's Percentage Staying...

-Seven Gunpowder Going...

-Six Trees a-Torching...

-Fiiiiive....Spider...Things......

-Four Beefalo Herds....

-Three Effigies Rend'd [Rendered]...

-Two Touchstone Flubbed...

 

*Big long drawn out*

 

And...A Black...Crow....in...a...Pine...Treee-EEEEEEEE!

 

audience.gif Worlds fastest clappers.

I swear this is legit.

 

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=198446265

 

I'm guessing this is some sort of worldgen error, and I'm not sure what all woke them up

since they weren't chasing me. I did have a mod which changes evergreens a bit, but that

certainly wasn't in the mod description.

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