Ophelia`s Don`t Starve art/music (Requests open but keep it Don`t Starve related)

[Ephyb7]

Alright, whenever you get  call from his lawyer, don't say i didn't warn you

I know how to settle this.

[Rosten]

I know how to settle this.

How?

Oh wait don't tell me, you're going to summon him?

Oh god.

Edited November 11, 2013 by Blazingice26

[Ephyb7]

How?

Oh wait don't tell me, you're going to summon him?

Oh god.

Tell me how to summon him.

[Rosten]

Tell me how to summon him.

Well, first you have to create a stone altar in the shape of a spider, and in the middle, cradled by the cave spiders legs a stone tablet

inscribed with the words "Jeg indkalde dig stor grotte edderkop!" then you must gather 15 monster meat and spider glands and make a triforce upon the ground and put abigails flower on the middle of it and pour a blood offering unto the flower and the great Xjurwi will appear and answer you one, and only one question,

 

 

Or, you know you could use the mention tag..

[Ephyb7]

Well, first you have to create a stone altar in the shape of a spider, and in the middle, cradled by the cave spiders legs a stone tablet

inscribed with the words "Jeg indkalde dig stor grotte edderkop!" then you must gather 15 monster meat and spider glands and make a triforce upon the ground and put abigails flower on the middle of it and pour a blood offering unto the flower and the great Xjurwi will appear and answer you one, and only one question,

 

 

Or, you know you could use the mention tag..

I summon the great and all powerful @Xjurwi

[Rosten]

I summon the great and all powerful @Xjurwi

Well, if you want to do it the easy boring way

[Ephyb7]

Well, if you want to do it the easy boring way

I`m not going to use spider stuff. I`m arachnophobic.

[Rosten]

I`m not going to use spider stuff. I`m arachnophobic.

Pairing that with the fact that the only way to get this stuff is to poke spiders about 100x the size of normal ones with a sharp stick a bunch of times, makes it a bit understandable then.

[ARamblingSpider]

Someone said my name three times.

[Rosten]

I`m not going to use spider stuff. I`m arachnophobic.

 

Someone said my name three times.

*Pushes ephyb* Come on now,  you summoned him, you said you knew how to deal with it.....

[Ephyb7]

*Pushes ephyb* Come on now,  you summoned him, you said you knew how to deal with it.....

Yes I know what I have to do.

[Ephyb7]

Someone said my name three times.

Xjurwi I have a problem with your ® thing on expressive pictures. @Blazingice26 has told me to put that ® on my disapproving Wilson as a remina of your copyrights. He also said that if I don`t do it I`m gonna have to speak with his lawyer. I know this isn`t much of a threat or anything but its too silly to ignore. I want an explanation on why you do this and not a ridiculous answer. 

[Rosten]

Yes I know what I have to do.

Go ahead then, the time is now, while we still have his attention...

[Ephyb7]

Go ahead then, the time is now, while we still have his attention...

Already done.

[Rosten]

Already done.

That was quick, like half a second before i hit post,

[ARamblingSpider]

Xjurwi I have a problem with your ® thing on expressive pictures. @Blazingice26 has told me to put that ® on my disapproving Wilson as a remina of your copyrights. He also said that if I don`t do it I`m gonna have to speak with his lawyer. I know this isn`t much of a threat or anything but its too silly to ignore. I want an explanation on why you do this and not a ridiculous answer. 

Because.

[Ephyb7]

Because.

Are you too scared to give me a proper answer?

[ARamblingSpider]

Are you too scared to give me a proper answer?

no.

[Ephyb7]

no.

Then why wont you give me one? I am outraged.

[Ephyb7]

Where there is beauty, there is tragedy

You can`t escape or set your mind free

As you reach out in desperate need

You realize you are the soul that you can lead

[ARamblingSpider]

Then why wont you give me one? I am outraged.

Because I'm too lazy busy to write you why it's copyright and the tragic tale of loss, romance, death and blind carnage that comes with it.

[Rosten]

Aww, come on you're art isn't bad, im sure its alot better then what most of us here could do.

[Ephyb7]

Because I'm too lazy busy to write you why it's copyright and the tragic tale of loss, romance, death and blind carnage that comes with it.

That`s right you are too lazy. You are being selfish and arrogant.

Aww, come on you're art isn't bad, im sure its alot better then what most of us here could do.

Still doubt it...

[ARamblingSpider]

That`s right you are too lazy. You are being selfish and arrogant.

Still doubt it...

Selfish and arrogant are harsh words..I would prefer "I think I'm slightly better than some of you and I think I am morally better than most of you to a certain degree point but that all depends on what you consider morally right".

[MilleniumCount]

Don't call your art bad. It surely isn't!