[Game Update] - 569321

[GetNerfedOn]

• Added inspiration trees for all characters.
  • After 71 days of survival, Willow's lighter gains infinite durability.
  • After 142 days of survival, Wolfgang regains his speed boost.
  • Distilled Vengeance, Spectral Cure All and Nightshade Nostrum now require 213 days to unlock.
  • WX-78's 4th, 5th and 6th circuit sockets now require 20, 36, and 57 days to unlock; however, an extra 7th and 8th socket may be unlocked at 142 and 999 days of survival respectively.
  • Wickerbottom's second-tier books are now only available at 213 days.
  • Woodie's Moose transformation will be made available at 36 days, while the Goose transformation unlocks at 37 days
  • Wes will gain his Bicycle at 420 days, and the Balloonomech at 9999 days.
  • Maxwell now acquires the ability to sacrifice the roooooooooooooooooooooook at a1 by default, and then the queeeeeeeeeeeeeeen at day 65536, immediately solving the lore.
  • Wifgrid gains the ability to eat vegetables at day 9999.
  • Webber gains the ability to ride spider queens at day 213, and can transform into a Spider Monarch at day 9999. Only Wurt can reverse this change.
  • Winona can create wooden karts on day 71. these carts function as beefalo would but only on normal speed, can carry heavy things, and take 20 Boards, 15 Rope and 5 Cut Stone to build. On day 441, she can place her catapults on carts.
  • Warly can now recognize raw foods as food on day 9999.
  • Walter can fire his slingshot faster on day 71.
  • On Day 666, Wortox ascends into his true form. Only you can find out, from here on out...
  • Womwood gains the ability to ascend on day 9999, killing them but planting a Beautiful Beanstalk on their point of death which provides shade.
  • Wurt gains the ability to kill the Pig King on day 9999, reutrning every trinket any other player has traded with him along with a completely randomized amount of gold and a guaranteed Potato Cup.
  • Wanda will only gain her magic damage modifier at 71 days.
• Updated DSTKart.
  • Added Item Crates, which spawn the Slurtle Shell, Snurtle Shell, Pearl (Shell), Cave Banana Peels, End is Nigh! Road Safety Edition, Willow's Fireball Spewer and Prankster Pipspook in races.
  • Increased Woodie's runspeed when Wendy laughs while riding him (0.5% chance)
  • Ride of the Valkyrie nerfed; Wigfrid loses her spear when ramming into an opponent and mus stop to craft another one to continue the race
  • Pearl (Shell) is now the only item that can harm the Rideable Spider Queen.
  • The Conqueror now also has bonus damage to merms and bunnymen.
• And a special announcement!
  • Behind the scenes, we've always enjoyed a special, exclusive, and totally platonic relationship with the developers at Team Cherry.
  • Thus we were horrified when, after the tragic explosion at the Team Cherry Office, William Pellen peacefully passed by our office here in Canada to announce that from here on out: Klei Entertainment shall be releasing Hollow Knight: Silksong in their stead!
  • We shall release Silksong within second quarter of 2023, so stay tuned!
  • Note: Please remember that the projected release date is provided to give the community a sense of what we are working on and what is driving our decisions and what we are focused on in the coming year. None of this is a promise or a guarantee.

[Hornete]

7 minutes ago, GetNerfedOn said:

Thus we were horrified when, after the tragic explosion at the Team Cherry Office, William Pellen peacefully passed by our office here in Canada to announce that from here on out: Klei Entertainment shall be releasing Hollow Knight: Silksong in their stead!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BABY THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.

[Creatorofswamps]

XD

[dryboneS]

52 minutes ago, GetNerfedOn said:

Maxwell now acquires the ability to sacrifice the roooooooooooooooooooooook at a1 by default, and then the queeeeeeeeeeeeeeen at day 65536, immediately solving the lore.

I simply cannot WAIT to finally see the lore revealed to me after only 8,700 hours of playing in a world, This is TRULY the greatest update of ALL TIME

[AlternateMew]

Y u sneeky lil'!

You done got me. Good job.

[Cloakingsumo198]

8 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said:

After 142 days of survival, Wolfgang regains his speed boost.

[Maxposting]

21 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said:

Wurt gains the ability to kill the Pig King on day 9999, reutrning every trinket any other player has traded with him along with a completely randomized amount of gold and a guaranteed Potato Cup.

Does he respawn after 20 days?

[ALCRD]

For this post i am literally going to ki...

Spoiler

..ck your trashcan over.