loopuleasa Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 My money goes on the best British breakfast maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArubaroBeefalo Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 making a gf with sexy long legs and big eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Safety Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 31 minutes ago, ArubaroBeefalo said: making a gf with sexy long legs and big eyes I was literally going to comment "It gets very lonely on the throne..." beat me to it lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loopuleasa Posted October 6, 2022 Author Share Posted October 6, 2022 Guys... What the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MondayNight Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 Indeed poor lonely Max wished for a "birdie" with long legs (he's a legs man). Some things were lost in translation.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flarezen Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 Maxwell tried to create the ultimate emu, since he heard about their great power but failed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouKnowWho Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 it just seemed like a good idea at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Guy000 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Might be crows, considering that they do not originate from constant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlrust Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 He tried to make a Turkey Dinner with Deerclops Eyeball as the stuffing, but cooked it a bit too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fornax Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 I always thought it was Maxwell's fault that tallbirbs don't have any maternal instinct - that's why they kill their young right away - hence "failed experiment". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike23Ua Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 10/6/2022 at 7:59 AM, ArubaroBeefalo said: making a gf with sexy long legs and big eyes This is hilarious, and it would make sense lore wise because Charlie done up & abandoned him. Ive seen a lot of movies that Parody “Weird Science” a movie about kids using a computer and science to create their perfect girlfriend, in that movie everything goes right- but in all the parody’s she comes out looking nothing at all like what the man wanted. So there we have it Folks, the Origin of the Tallbird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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